Monica: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it? Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
我真不相信我们一直以为他讨厌我们。真是不可思议我们能如此感动其他人……而自己却不知道?看看这个猪窝?!他痛恨我们!这是他最终的报复!
Rachel: Have you ever seen so much crap?
我从来没看过这么多废物。
Chandler: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap.
我觉得这间公寓侮辱了废物的美名。
Joey: Check this out. Can I have this?
看看这个,这个能给我吗?
Ross: How can you not believe in evolution?
你怎么能不相信进化论?
Phoebe: Just don't. Look at this funky shirt!
我不知道,就是不相信看看这条怪衬衫!
Ross: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.
Phoebe, 我整个成年都在研究进化论。我们从世界各地搜集化石,能够证明不同物种的进化论。可以真正看到它们……透过时间进化。
Phoebe: Really? You can actually see it?
真的?可以看得到?
Ross: You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.
千真万确!在美国,中国,非洲,全世界。
Phoebe: See, I didn't know that.
这我不知道。
Ross: Well, there you go.
这就是吧。
Phoebe: Huh. So now, the real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?
所以真的问题是谁把化石放在那里?为什么?
Chandler: Hey, look at this. "My Big Book of Grievances."
我的痛苦之书。
Joey: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
嘿,这是我!四月十七日,噪音过度。意大利佬带了女伴回家,你也在里面。
Chandler: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the drycleaning. Well that's excellent.
四月十八日,噪音过度。意大利佬的同性恋室友带了干洗衣服回家,真是太好了。
Rachel: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
看看这盏灯,真是够俗了我们一定要带回去。
Monica: Rache, I think we have enough regular lamps.
我们的好台灯够多了。
Rachel: What? Come on, it's not like I'm asking for this girly clock or anything, which, by the way, I also think is very cool.
什么?好啦,我又不是…要这个美女时钟或什么的,但我觉得这个也很酷。
Monica: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
听着,它与我的东西都不搭配。
Rachel: Well, what about my stuff?
那么我的东西呢?
Monica: You don't have any stuff.
你没有任何东西。
Rachel: You still think of it as your apartment, don't you?
你还是认为那是你的公寓对不对?
Monica: No.
没有。
Rachel: Yes you do. You think of it as your apartment, and I'm just somebody who rents a room.
对,你是这么想。你把它想成是你的公寓我只是租了个房间。
Monica: Mmmmm.
呣。
Rachel: Ok, while you "mmm" on it for a while, I'm gonna go find a place for my new lamp.