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Finally, you know congress is back to work today.
终于，国会又开始上班了
They had a recess in the month of August.
他们在八月份都没干活
The nice thing about congress going back to work is almost indistinguishable from congress not going back to work.
国会开始上班很好的一点是这跟它不回来基本没啥区别
But they have a lot of work to do. They have major issues to address.
不过他们有很多工作，有重大事件要决策
Hurricane relief, tax reform, raising the debt ceiling.
飓风灾后救援、税制改革、提高债务限额
Of course they still haven't given up on frying to kick people off health insurance. So full plate there.
当然了，他们还没放弃逼迫人们丢掉医疗保险。真是忙得不可开交啊
They also have to try to avoid a government shutdown, which I will say,
他们还得尽力避免政府被关门，我想说
congresspeople are the only job in the world where you can be so ineffective
国会议员是这世上唯一一份
you can shut your own place of business down and still get to come back and work there.
可以让你低效到关门但还能再回去上班的工作
If the guy who makes your coffee was a congressman, this is what it would look like. Okay?
如果你的咖啡师是国会议员，那情况可能就是这样子的，好吧
Well, hello, guy who makes my coffee.
哦，嘿，给我做咖啡的小伙子
May I have a cappuccino, please? Maybe.
能给我来一杯卡布奇诺咖啡吗？看情况
How much money do you have? I don't understand.
你有多少钱？啥意思
I ask how much money you have because we haven't decided how much we're going to make it cost yet.
我问你有多少钱，因为我们还没决定要花多少钱在这上面呢
The board says 4.25 for a cappuccino.
这个小板上写着一杯卡布奇诺4.25美元
Our board says a lot of stupid things.
我们的小板子上会写很多蠢主意
That board is trying to make America great again.
那个板子可是试图光复美国呢
And how's that working out for you?
你凭什么那么说呢？
Better than the Obama board. Oh, for god's sake.
因为它比奥巴马的板子好。噢，得了吧
I can't work with him. I can't work with you, either, snowflake.
真受不了跟你一起上班。我也懒得跟你共事，小雪花
Nazi. Guys, guys, can I just get a cappuccino?
纳粹。伙计们，伙计们，能直接给我杯卡布奇诺吗？
I'm really not interested in the argument. No. Would'ven't agreed on how to make it yet.
我对你们的争论没兴趣。不行，我们还没商量好怎么做呢
Or who should get one. Or who's going to pay for all this coffee.
或者到底是谁应该得到一杯咖啡。还有谁应该为这杯咖啡付费
Or what it should be made of. The cup should be recyclable.
还有用什么来做这杯咖啡。杯子应该是可回收的
Cup should be made out of American steel.
应该用美国钢铁来做咖啡杯
Look, I have five dollers. Please just give me a cup of coffee, okay?
听着，我有五美元。拜托给我杯咖啡就行了，好吗
I can't work like this. Me neither. We're closed.
这样我没法工作。我也是。我们关门了
I'm going to keep the $5. Great job, guys.
我还是省下这五美元吧。干得漂亮，伙计们
Come out here for a second. Come back out here for a second.
出来一下，到舞台上来一下
I just want to point out that we got the two hairiest guys on staff.
我想说我们让员工中毛发最发达的两个人
To pretend to be serving food. You shouldn't be allowed to serve food. All right. Get out of here.
来假装上菜。你们就不应该上菜。好，快走吧
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