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So we're gonna make sugar cookies, sometimes known as Christmas cookies, always known as sweet crackers.
今天做糖霜曲奇，有时也被称为圣诞饼干，一般被称为甜饼干。
We're gonna take three cups of flour, three quarters of a teaspoon of baking powder, and a teaspoon of salt.
倒入三杯面粉、四分之三勺发酵粉和一勺盐。
And sift that together with a fork until it's freshly-fallen baking snow.
然后用叉子搅和均匀，让这些烘焙粉末看起来像初雪一样。
If you encounter any objects that don't look like flour, just set those aside.
如果遇到看起来不像面粉的物体，就把它们挑出来。
Then we're gonna take a half pound of softened butter, so if it's coming out of the fridge, you can slice it into bite-sized butter nuggets.
然后拿半磅软化黄油，如果是从冰箱里刚取出来的，可以把它切成小黄油块。
Then wash the baby cow food grease off your hands and put them in the laser beam box for a minute or two on power level two.
然后把手上的小牛食用油洗掉，把黄油块放进激光箱中，火力调到2，加热一到两分钟。
Then we'll put that butter in a bigger mixing bowl.
然后把黄油放进一个更大的碗里。
Then make it rain a cup of sugar.
下一场砂糖雨。
Now we'll use the wang-heli-jangle-copter to cream this until it's soft and fluffy.
现在用直升机搅拌器来打发黄油，打到柔软蓬松的状态。（注：wang-heli-jangle-copter是wangle、jangle、helicopter混合而成的词。）
It's okay to despatulize it if it gets too high up on the bowl for your comfort,
如果黄油粘在碗边，让你觉得看着不舒服，可以用铲子把它刮一下。（注：despatulize是前缀de-加spatula加后缀-ize构成的词。）
but use a big enough bowl so you don't have to worry about this stuff flying all over the place like a greased typhoon.
但要用一个足够大的碗，这样你就不必担心搅拌的时候黄油乱飞，像刮了一场油腻台风一样。
Now we'll add in a pre-jangled egg, three tablespoons of milk, and one teaspoon of vanilla extract, the ketchup of baking.
现在加入一个搅拌过的鸡蛋，三勺牛奶，和一勺香草精，香草精就是烘焙用的番茄酱。
And we'll just jangle chopper that until combined.
然后用搅拌器搅拌均匀。
Now we'll take our baking snow and pour that on our butter cloud, and I'm going to fold that together so I don't create a wheat dust storm when I chopperize it again.
现在把烘焙雪粉倒在黄油云朵上，把面粉和黄油混合在一起，等下再搅拌的时候粉末就不会飞得到处都是。
Now we'll pull out the dough cyclone and get that combined.
现在拿出旋风机，把面粉和黄油混合均匀。
If it's dry and clumpy, just add in another tablespoon or two of milk until you get dough like this, also known as baking cement.
如果它又干又结块，就再加入一两勺牛奶，直到形成这样的面团，面团也被称为烘焙水泥。
Now we'll lay our dough to sleep on plastic-wrap one-folded sheet, and you can flatten it out so you don't have to roll as much later.
现在把面团放在单层塑料薄膜上，让它睡上一觉，可以把面团压平，这样稍后你就不需要再擀很久面团了。
Then throw it around like you own a pizzeria.
然后把面饼颠两下，仿佛你是披萨店的老板。
Then throw it in the molecule slower downer for around an hour.
然后把面饼扔进分子减速器中，放置大约一个小时。
I've got some flour and icing sugar on the cutting board here, also known as flicing sugar.
我在切菜板上撒了一些面粉和糖粉，也就是面糖粉。（注：flicing是flour加icing构成的词。）
You can start the rolling process just by pressing the dough at first.
擀面饼的第一步就是把面饼压一压。
If you don't have a rolling pin, you can use a glass or metal bottle or the power of your mind.
如果你没有擀面杖，可以用玻璃瓶或金属瓶，或者用你的意念力。
Just roll that out until it's around the thickness of a cookie, which is a quarter inch thick.
把面饼擀到大约有一块饼干那么厚，也就是四分之一英寸。
Any other thickness and it's no longer a cookie.
任何其他厚度都不算是饼干。
We'll take our Santa cookie cutter and dip it in the flicing powder.
把圣诞老人饼干切割器蘸上面糖粉。
Then if it sticks like this, consider yourself lucky because you can just pop it off into your pan.
如果面饼像这样粘在上面，那你就算走运了，因为可以直接把面饼抠下来放在烤盘上。
Wow, things are totally popping off in here.
哇，今天真是超级顺利。
Then take your slightly bigger Santa cookie cutter and do it again.
然后拿一个稍大一点的圣诞老人饼干切割器，重复上面的动作。
Then take your even bigger Santa cookie cutter and grab some pliers because why do I have three of these?
然后拿一个更大的圣诞老人饼干切割器和几把钳子，因为干嘛要做三个一样的圣诞老人？
Okay, so we somehow ended up with a pile of presents on top of a sleigh. Cool.
好吧，这样就神奇地切了一个堆满礼物的雪橇。酷。
Okay now we have some sort of cloud, terrific.
现在又切了一些云朵，太棒了。
You can also use a knife and just cut whatever shape you want, like this, perfect Christmas arrow, or some kind of guy, or a Christmas dog.
你也可以用刀，随便切出你想要的形状，比如完美的圣诞箭头，或者某个人，或者圣诞小狗。
Undoes on three fundo and we'll bake those for around 12 minutes more or less depending on whether or not you like them soft or crunchy.
烤箱300度，烤大约12分钟，多烤一会儿或少烤一会儿都可以，就看你想要饼干软一点还是脆一点。
You decide.
你决定吧。
Cookies are looking done.
饼干看起来做好了。
If you like them soft, get them out when they just start browning around the edges.
如果你喜欢软一点的饼干，那么边缘开始变成棕色的时候就把饼干拿出来。
And we'll let them cool before we get into the icing.
先让它们冷却一下再做糖霜。
But keep in mind you aren't restricted to just these perfect Christmas cookies.
但请记住，不要局限于做这些完美正常的圣诞饼干。
You can make a guy with a really long arm, festive Christmas tree, a festive lamp, festive Christmas camel with a swollen hind leg,
你还可以做一个手臂很长的人，节日圣诞树，节日彩灯，后腿肿胀的圣诞骆驼，
aerial view of the coastline Buffalo, a piece of abstract art, a wheelbarrow, a blow dryer, or a dog with a thin neck, an aerodynamic pig,
空中俯瞰的布法罗城海岸线，抽象艺术品，手推车，吹风机或者说一条细脖子的狗，空气动力学猪，
a pineapple wrench, some kind of boat or jet ski, a portrait of someone you're trying to impress by making a portrait of them as a cookie,
菠萝扳手，某种船或者水上摩托车，因为想在某人面前秀一下所以给这个人做了一个饼干画像，
a car with a bloated engine, an evil reindeer with an extra long leg, Neptune, the carefree guy running, the octopus from My Octopus Teacher,
引擎超大的汽车，一条腿很长的邪恶驯鹿，海王星，一个无忧无虑的在奔跑的人，《我的章鱼老师》纪录片里面的章鱼，
Saturn, the letter L, a wan-jangler, a stick, a bagel hoop, a monolith, the Illuminati, a human ear,
土星，字母L，搅拌器，棍子，贝果圈，一块巨石，光明会的标志，人的耳朵，
a turtle head, actually it's a fish that's all head with one big fin,
一个乌龟头，实际上是只有头和一个很大的鳍的鱼，
a regular wrench, an ankle stocking, a rhombus, a penrose triangle, an M. C. Escher painting,
普通扳手，低帮袜子，菱形，彭罗斯三角形，埃舍尔风格绘画，
a trapezoid, a Microsoft Zune, a harmonica, a sick metal guitar, a sad festive unicorn, an experimental spacecraft from area 51,
梯形，微软Zune播放器，口琴，病态金属吉他，悲伤的节日独角兽，51区的实验飞船，
rhinoceros with a smokestack coming out of its head, some kind of prehistoric bird, a modern festive chicken, a charging donkey,
头上有个烟囱的犀牛，某种史前鸟类，现代节日鸡，冲刺的驴
polar bear wearing a party hat or is it a majestic seahorse having a peaceful nap,
戴着派对帽子的北极熊，或者也可能是一只戴着王冠、正在安详午睡的海马，
something from the bottom of the ocean or space, a Cybertruck, a beautiful potted plant, or a lucky festive Christmas horseshoe
来自深海或太空的某种东西，特斯拉的赛博皮卡，美丽的盆栽植物，幸运节日圣诞马蹄铁，
bacon and eggs, a toothbrush, flying spaghetti monster, some cereal, a beautiful rainbow.
培根和鸡蛋，牙刷，会飞的意大利面怪物，麦片，美丽的彩虹。
Or you can make some 3-D cookies like this beer koozie and mug.
你也可以做一些3D饼干，比如这个啤酒杯套和马克杯。
Okay, so maybe those didn't turn out quite as expected, but I'm still gonna have a coffee in this mug.
好吧，也许烤出来的样子和我想象的不一样，但我还是要用这个杯子喝咖啡。
This coffee is delicious and this mug is perfect.
咖啡很香，杯子很完美。
A lot of people like making royal icing. I'm gonna make peasant icing.
很多人喜欢做皇家糖霜。但我要做农家糖霜。
Take one cup of powdered sugar, add in a couple teaspoons of corn syrup, then a couple teaspoons of water.
倒一杯糖粉，加入几勺玉米糖浆，然后加入几勺水。
Wan-jangle that until a gooey clump emerges from the wintry mist.
然后开始搅拌，直到这冬日的寒霜变成一团黏糊糊的东西。
Then add another teaspoon of water if necessary until it becomes the thickness you like in an icing.
然后如果需要的话，再加一勺水，调成你喜欢的糖霜厚度。
Then go ahead and add whatever colors you want.
然后加入任何你想要的颜色。
I put the red icing into this red bowl, so I know what color it is.
我把红色糖霜放进这个红色碗里，这样我就知道是什么颜色的糖霜了。
And this green icing in this blue bowl, so I know it's not the red icing.
再把绿色糖霜放进蓝色碗里，这样就知道它不是红色糖霜了。
We'll just use a knife and put on a moisturizing foundation layer and a nice red hat and the traditional green eyes and smile to make a perfect Santa Claus.
用刀抹上湿润的一层糖霜打底，再抹一个漂亮的红帽子，加上传统的绿色眼睛和微笑，一个完美的圣诞老人就做好了。
If you don't have a decorating bag, you can use a plastic bag with a corner cut off.
如果你没有裱花袋，可以把塑料袋的角剪掉。
And, oh, that's a bit thin. That's okay. That's a perfect swirly thing.
哦，糖霜有点少了，但也没事，是一个完美的漩涡形。
You can also use a soap dispenser to apply the icing for maximum icing cleanliness.
你也可以用洗手液的瓶子来涂糖霜，这种糖霜绝对干净。
And of course, a festive Christmas water gun does a great job getting that icing all over that cookie.
当然，节日圣诞水枪也可以均匀地把糖霜洒在饼干上。
And I think it's time to call it a day.
今天差不多就这样了。
Well, we all wish we could be a peaceful seahorse this year.
我们都希望今年我们能变成一只心情平和的海马。
Kick back, take a nap, and just disappear.
放松一下，打个盹，然后就消失了。
Well, we all wish we could be a peaceful seahorse this year.
我们都希望今年我们能变成一只心情平和的海马。
Kick back, take a nap, and just disappear.
放松一下，打个盹，然后就消失了。
