Hey!
喂
Was something wrong with the service my girl over here gave you?
我同事的服务有什么不周到的地方吗
No. Tipping's an option.
没 给多少小费是我的自由
So is me spitting in your food.
往食物里吐不吐口水也是我的自由
You might want to remember that the next time you leave a waitress pennies.
下次用分币打发服务员时 麻烦记住这点
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
抱歉 我并不知情
This was our first and last date.
这是我们初次 也会是最后一次约会
Sorry, dude.
抱歉了 老兄
Looks like this little tip
这个故事告诉你
just lost you the chance to give her your little tip.
舍不得银子泡不着妞呀