There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
没什么好说的 他只不过是我的同事
Come on. You're going out with a guy.
少来了 你是出去和男生约会诶
There's gotta be something wrong with him.
这个人多多少少一定有点问题
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hair piece?
他驼背吗 驼背又戴假发
Wait. Does he eat chalk?
等一下 他是不是会吃粉笔
Just 'cause I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh.
我只是不希望她重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
各位放轻松 这不算约会
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
不过是两个人一起出去吃晚餐 我们又不上床
Sounds like a date to me.
对我来说这就是约会