What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
你们男生不懂 对于我们女生而言 亲吻和其他任何部分一样重要
Yeah... Right! Serious?
屁嘞 你们是说真的吗
Oh, yeah!
噢 必须的
Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
你想确认的一切全在初吻之中
Absolutely.
没错
Yeah... I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act.
好吧 对我们而言 亲吻差不多就是开场而已
You know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
明白吗 就像是平克弗洛伊德出场前 你得耐着性子先看完单口相声
Yeah. And, and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that that's not...
对 其实我们并非讨厌单口相声 只是
that's not why we bought the ticket.
那不是我们买票的原因
See, the problem is though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was,
然而你看 问题在于 演唱会结束后
you girls are always looking for the comedian again.
不论表演有多精彩 你们女生总还想着看单口相声
You know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic, basically... just trying to stay awake.
明白吗 我的意思是 我们在车里 努力冲出塞车区 只是在努力不要睡着
Yeah, well, word of advice, bring back the comedian,
好吧 那我提个建议 叫单口相声再度上场
otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
不然下次你们就只能在家里独自听那张唱片
Are we still taking about sex?
我们讨论的还是性吗