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Rachel: All right, believe me. If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
好了，相信我，如果你们中奖了，你们就跟我们不是朋友了。
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends!
无所谓！不要当我的朋友就算了！我会买新朋友的！
Monica: Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
是的，我还会付钱让他们动整形手术，让他们看起来跟你们一模一样！
Rachel: Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets!
好了，你知道吗？够了！我要拿回我的份！
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graf, hah hah!
是啊，我也要拿回我的彩票！而且我要买下尼克队！还有施特菲·格拉芙（德国女子网球明星）！
Ross: Cool. Then I want mine, too! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
太好了，那我也要拿回我的！而且如果我中奖……我要拿全部的钱去买低利公债。
Phoebe: Oh, you guys! We gotta keep all the tickets together.
别乱来！我们必须要把全部的彩票集合在一起。
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up and I should get extra because we used my car to buy them!
不，不！我们应该分一分而且我应该多分点 因为是开我的车买的！
Joey: Hey! Hey! If anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea!
嘿！嘿！如果有人可以多拿一些，那个人应该是我！这整件事都是我想出来的！
Chandler: Oh, yeah! Thanks for inventing the lottery!
是啊，谢谢你发明彩票！
Rachel: Ok, that's it! Just give 'em to me! I'll split them up!
够了，把彩票给我！我来分！
Joey: Oh!
喔！
Phoebe: Aaaaaahhhhh!
嗷！
Ross: Hey, hey! !
嘿，嘿！
Phoebe: Aaaahhhhh!
嗷！
Phoebe: Fine, I can't take it anymore! I'm putting an end to this!
天啊，我再也受不了了！我来结束这一切！
Rachel: Ok, if she jumps, I get her tickets.
好了，如果她跳楼了，她的彩票就是我的！
Joey: Wait! No, no! Hey! Hey!
等等，不！嘿！
Phoebe: If we are not doing this together, we're not doing it at all! Say goodbye to your tickets! .
如果我们不要一起合资，那我们就什么都不要，跟你们的彩票说再见吧！
Everyone: No! No! No!
不！不！不！
Phoebe: Don't come any closer!
不要再靠过来了！
Chandler: Can I come a little bit closer, valuable things are getting squished ...
我可以再靠近一点点吗？我的宝贝被压到了……
Phoebe: Now, what's more important, your friends or money?
现在，什么比较重要？朋友还是钱？
Everyone but Monica: Friends!
朋友！
Monica: Money! Friends.
钱！朋友。
Phoebe: Hey Monica, what about your extra tickets?
嘿，莫妮卡，那你其它的彩票呢？
Monica: They're all in there!
全都在里面了！
Monica: Even these five that I hid in my bra ...
还有我的胸罩内藏的这五张……
Ross: Monica!
莫妮卡！
Phoebe: Ok, good! You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this ...
好的，很好，你们都吓坏了，我根本不可能会丢掉这些……
Phoebe: Oh God, no!
天啊！不！
Phoebe: I think I broke your bowl.
我想我把你的碗摔破了。
Ross: Go, go, go!
快、快、快！
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets.
到街上去找彩票，真是美好的夜晚啊。
Phoebe: And the wind sure made it fun.
而且被风一吹就更有趣了。
Monica: Phoebe, we lost half of them.
菲比，有一半不见了。
Phoebe: So, what?
那又如何呢？
Phoebe: Monica, we have the winning ticket! My psychic said I was gonna win, remember?
莫妮卡，我们还是会中奖的，算命师说我会中奖的，记得吗？
Ross: Weird your psychic didn't mention anything about the scary pigeon.
奇怪的是算命师并没有算到可怕的鸽子。
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
事实上她是有说过，我会那样死去，所以，原谅我有点被吓到。
Chandler: Hey, there's two messages. These could be from work!
有两通留言，可能是工作的消息！
Monica: Oh, play them!
喔，放来听听！
Chandler: Ok, here we go!
好了，来了！
Message: "Hello. This-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologize."
留言：“嗨，我是阳台上的鸽子，打电话过来道歉的。“
Message: "I sh... I shouldn't've knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand.
我不应该把彩票从那个漂亮小姐手中弄翻。
Message: It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
这全是我的错，不关她的事，再见。
Phoebe: Well, I bet that was very hard for him to do.
嗯，我敢说要他这样道歉一定很难。
Second message: Hey Chandler, it's Charlie. Chandler: This is ... shhh!
第二条留言：嘿，钱德，我是查理。就是这个了！
Second Message: Listen, uh ... it turns out I got the last spot.
听着，结果是我拿到最后的名额。
Second Message: I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want.
我很抱歉，老兄，很高兴跟你共事过。再打电话给我吧。
Monica: Oh Gosh, I am so sorry honey ...
天啊，我很难过，亲爱的……
All: Yeah. Sorry about that.
真替你难过，钱德。
Rachel: Oh, it is so unfair. It's-it's like that time they promoted Sandra over me at work.
这真是不公平。这就像那次，他们升珊卓，而不是我一样。
Chandler: Oh, is she related to Ralph Lauren?
她跟罗夫·罗兰有亲戚关系吗？
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
没有，只是她工作能力比我强太多了。
Phoebe: Guys, the drawing is about to start.
你们大家，快要开奖了。
Rachel: Oh, you know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
喔，我们应该打电话给我妈跟艾玛说晚安，赶在她睡着以前。
Ross: Oh yeah, it's a good idea!
好主意！
Monica: Honey, you've been really strong about this,
亲爱的，面对这件事你真的很坚强。
Monica: I know how badly you wanted that job.
我知道你很想要这份工作。
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it.
是啊，你知道的，我真的以为这是该给我的。
Chandler: But ... let's go win the lottery ... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
让我们来中彩票吧，我们还有一百三十个机会不是吗？
Monica: 131!
一百三十一个！
Ross: Yeah, goodnight sweetheart. I love you.
是的，晚安甜心，我爱你。
Ross: And remember, you're daddy's little girl.
还有记住，你是爹地的小女孩。
Ross: Phoebe's totally ruined that for me.
菲比完全毁了“爹地”这个称谓。
Rachel: Hi mum, oh put her back on!
嗨，妈，让艾玛听！
Joey: Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers!
瑞秋，快来！他们在开奖了！
Joey: My God, I can already feel myself changing.
我的天啊，我可以感到自己在改变了。
TV: Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! We have 53…
这里是正式超级大彩票中奖号码，我们有五十三……
Chandler: I got that!
我有！
Ross: Oh, oh, we have one too!
我们也有一个！
Monica: We are on a roll, people!
我们快中奖了！
Ross: Come on!
快点！
Rachel: Mum, please! I know you love your new lips, but I can barely understand you!
妈，拜托！我知道你喜欢你的新嘴唇，但是我不太懂你在说什么！
Rachel: Would you, please, just let me say goodnight to my daughter?
你可以让我跟我女儿道晚安吗？
TV: And number 29! Here we go! The Powerball is 7…
然后是29号，压轴的威力球号码为7号……
Monica: All right, check your numbers! Make me rich!
好了，你们快对号码！让我发财吧！
Rachel: You guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words! !
你们大家，你们不会相信这个的，我刚刚在跟艾玛说晚安的时候，她说了第一句话！
All: Wow!
哇哦！
Joey: And what did she say?
那她说了什么呢？
Rachel: She said "gleba"!
她说了“葛利巴”！
Monica: Make me rich!
让我发财吧！
Rachel: Isn't that amazing?
是不是很惊人呢？
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no ... that's-that's great!
是啊，真是太棒了！
Rachel: Why-why aren't you more excited?
为什么你没有很兴奋呢？
Ross: Oh, Rach ... oh ... "gleba" is not a word.
瑞秋，葛利巴不算一个词。
Rachel: Oh, of course it is!
它当然算！
Ross: Ok, uh, what does it mean?
好吧，那它是什么意思呢？
Rachel: Well, I don't know all the words.
嗯，我又不认识所有的字词。
Ross: Yeah, I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words.
我只是很高兴我没有错过我女儿说第一句话。
Rachel: Wh-, yes you did, gleba is a word!
你就是错过了！葛利巴算！
Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.
好的，那用它造句。
Rachel: Ok, uh ... "Emma just said gleba"!
好的，艾玛刚刚说了“葛利巴”！
Ross: It's not a word!
那不算说话！
Rachel: Oh. Ok, ok, ok, fine, I'm gonna look it up.
好的，我来查字典。
Ross: Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, While you're at it, she said another word the other day. why don't you, why don't you look up: pbbqqt ...
好的，太好了。顺便查一下，有天她也说了另外一句……你何不也查查看这个……
Rachel: Alright, ok, ok, gleba, gleba ... Gleba!
好了，葛利巴，葛利巴，葛利巴！
Rachel: Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
找到了！“含孢子的丰厚菌种”。
Ross: She's gonna be a scientist!
她会成为科学家的！
Joey: Damn it! Anybody got anything?
该死的！有人有对到吗？
Chandler: No.
没有。
Phoebe: I'm still looking through mine.
我还在对我的。
Monica: Alright, just double checking ... no,
再对一次，没有。
Monica: No. No.
没有，没有。
Monica: No!
没有！
Monica: Hello? Hold on. It's your boss.
嗨？等一下。是你老板。
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys.
“很抱歉没用你”的电话来了。我还真不习惯男生打这种电话来。
Chandler: Hey, Steve.
嘿，史提夫。
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions.
钱德，嗨！我想你已经听说我们三个名额都满了。
Steve: We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
我们觉得以你的成熟度及经验你不会想要当助理的。
Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff!
喔不不不不，我爱死当助理了，接听电话……倒咖啡，我就是为那些工作而活的！
Chandler: And I'm not too mature ... farts, boobies, butt cracks!
而且我并没有很成熟……放屁、咪咪、屁蛋！
Steve: Chandler, you were the strongest person in the program. We're offering you the position of junior copywriter.
钱德，你是全部的人里面最优秀的。我们要聘请你当初级广告文案。
Chandler: Me, that guy who just said butt cracks?
我？那个刚才说“屁蛋”的人？
Steve: Yes, that's right.
是的，没错。
Steve: We're excited about the level of sophistication you'll be bringing to the job.
我们很期望你能带给这份工作一定程度的深度。
Chandler: Ok, well, thanks, you won't regret it. I'll see you tomorrow.
好的，谢谢，你不会失望的，明天见。
Chandler: What? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.
怎样？对，我要当初级广告文案了。
Everybody: Oh my God, congratulations!
天啊，恭喜了！
Monica: Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you!
亲爱的，我真以你为荣。
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
谢谢，这表示我今晚可以得到爱吗？
Monica: You bet! No TV or anything!
当然！不看电视或什么其它的。
Joey: Hey, that is so great about the job. Chandler: Thanks, man. I'd like to think I had something to do with it.
嘿，恭喜你找到工作了。谢了，老兄。我其实也有帮到忙。
Chandler: Really? What?
真的吗？怎么说？
Joey: Well, before, with the wishbone ...
刚刚在玩幸福骨头的时候……
Chandler: I, uh, I didn't wish we would win the lottery, I wished you'd get the job.
我没有许愿我们中彩票，我许的愿是你得到工作。
Joey: Oh yeah.
喔，是吗？
Chandler: Listen, don't tell Monica, she'll rip your heart right out.
听着，别告诉莫妮卡，她会把你的心脏挖出来的。
Joey: Oh, yeah.
喔，是吗？
Rachel: Wow, you know what? There is a little part of me that really thought we were gonna win.
你们知道吗？我一直有一点点感觉觉得我们好像真的会中奖。
Ross: Uh, me too. So much for my dinosaur slash Amelia Earhart theme park.
我也是。都是为了我的恐龙与艾美利亚主题公园。
Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again?
各位，特别号码是多少？
Monica and Ross: Seven.
七。
Phoebe: We won.
我们中奖了。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Phoebe: We won!
我们中奖了！
Monica: Let me see, Let me see!
让我看，让我看！
Phoebe: Don't tear it.
别撕掉了。
Ross: Phoebe, you don't have any of the first five numbers.
菲比，你其它五个号码都不对。
Phoebe: I know that, but look, we got the Powerball number, we won 3 dollars!
我知道，但是我们中了特别号，我们中了三块钱！
Chandler: Wow, you think we should get that over 20 years or go for the big payout.
哇，你觉得我们应该分二十年领取还是一次领光呢？
Phoebe: I don't care, I've never won anything before, I can't believe this!
我不管，我从来就没有中过任何东西，我真不敢相信！
Rachel: Ohh. So, Pheebs, what're you going to do with your $3?
菲比，你要怎么运用这三块钱呢？
Phoebe: Well, it's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
又不是全都是我的，我们每个人都有五十分。
Monica: You know what? You can have mine.
你知道吗？我的份给你。
Chandler: Me too.
我的也是。
Joey: Me too.
我的也是。
Rachel: Me too.
我的也是。
Ross: I guess if everybody else is ...
好吧，既然大家都要给你……
Joey: Hey, guys, so I just called the Powerball hotline, can you believe it? Nobody won.
嘿，我刚刚打电话给彩票公司，你们敢相信吗？没有人中奖耶。
Phoebe: I beg to differ.
我希望不是那样。
Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy in here earlier, and he found a ticket on the street, right outside, and won $10,000.
或许没有人中头奖，但是稍早有个人在这里，在外面捡到一张彩票中了一万块钱。
Phoebe: Coo, again. Don't blame the pretty lady. It's not her fault. It was me, the pigeon, coo! Seriously, stop staring at her.
不要再责怪漂亮小姐了。那不是她的错。是鸽子，我的错！说真的，别再瞪她了。
