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Monica: Good morning, Tiger! I'm making you a nice big breakfast so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.
老虎，早安！我在帮你准备丰盛的早餐，这样你才有办法在今晚继续奋战。你可要认真做，让我怀孕。
Chandler: I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed! I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
我今天早上竟然没事，我失业了！我不知道人生该怎么办才好。
Monica: Well, I just lost my erection.
我没有性趣了。
Chandler: No, I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself?
不，我是认真的。我的人生该怎么办呢？
Monica: You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you wanna be now. It's-it's exciting.
你应该要找寻生命中的热情。你现在可以做任何你想要做的事。这是很刺激的。
Chandler: But it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start.
是啊，但是这一切都太突然了。我不知道要如何开始。
Monica: Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this.
等一下。我可以帮你。
Monica: You just need to be organized. OK we can make a list of your qualifications, and categorize jobs by industry.
你只要整理好就行了。我们可以列出你的资历，然后将工作机会以产业别做分类，
Monica: There-there could be folders, and files!
可以用档案夹跟档案！
Chandler: Hey! This is where your hyper-organized-pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off!
嘿！这就是你超爱整理的偏执个性派上用场的时候了！
Monica: I know!
我知道！
Monica: My erection is back!
我又有性趣了！
Joey: Thank you!
谢谢！
Phoebe: Oh Joey, can I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?
乔伊，我可以喝一口你的咖啡跟吃一口你的松饼吗？
Joey: OK.
好的。
Phoebe: Thank you.
谢谢你。
Joey: Thank you!
谢谢你！
Joey: Ah, Phoebes, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?
菲比，你有没有被饥饿的意大利人咬过呢？
Phoebe: I'm sorry, it's just, I'm a little short on cash.
我很抱歉，只是我最近手头有点紧。
Joey: Uh, oh if you want, I could loan you some money?
如果你有需要，我可以借你一些钱？
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends.
不，我已经得过教训，千万别跟朋友借钱，
Phoebe: No, that, that's why Richard Dreyfus and I don't speak anymore.
那就是为什么刘德华不再跟我说话的原因。
Joey: Oh, Why-why don't you just sponge off your boyfriend?
你何不跟你男友拿呢？
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, right, the unemployed piano player who gave his trust fund to charity? I'm splitting the muffin with him.
是哦，那个把信托基金全捐给慈善机构的失业钢琴师吗？我要回去跟他分那个松饼的。
Joey: Oh, hey, how about this?
嘿，要不要这样？
Joey: Wanna be an extra on my show?
来当我们电视剧的临时演员？
Phoebe: You could do that?
可以吗？
Joey: Yeah, yeah. The pay is pretty good and you could do it for as long as you need.
钱还不错，而且只要你有需要就可以做。
Phoebe: Oh my god, I'm gonna be on TV!
我的天，我要上电视了！
Joey: OK, now. I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think.
好了，现在，我必须告诉你，上电视并不像你想像的那样光鲜亮丽跟好玩。
Phoebe: Oh, really?
真的吗？
Joey: No, it is awesome!
没错！爽的要命！
Ross: Hey you guys.
嗨，你们好。
All: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: Wow! Hey, why are you all dressed up?
哇！为什么你们穿的这么正式？
Ross: Oh, Rachel and I are bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone.
我们要带艾玛去拉夫罗伦跟大家见面。
Ross: Doesn't she look cute?
她看起来真是可爱吧？
Joey: She sure does.
当然很可爱。
Joey: Why-why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?
为什么要贴那个粉红色的蝴蝶结在她头上呢？
Rachel: Well, because if one more person says "what a cute little boy" I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna!
因为如果再有人说“真是个可爱的小男生……”。我会用车子的天线鞭打他们！
Ross: I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh?
我想她会是办公室里面最时髦的。
Ross: Yeah, she's gonna be hotter than uh, than peasant blouses and A-line skirts. Can I get a blue bow?
是啊，她一定会比那些农家女上衣跟A字裙时髦多了。可以给我个粉蓝色的蝴蝶结吗？
Monica: OK, I have looked through a bunch of career guides, photocopied and highlighted key passages and put them into alphabetical folders so you, can make an informed decision.
好了，我看过很多的就业情报，拷贝好并画线标示出重要讯息，然后以字母分类归档，让你可以做正确的决定。
Chandler: How long was I in there?
我在里面多久了？
Monica: OK.Let us start with the 'A's. Advertising.
好了，我们先从A开始，广告。
Chandler: Wait. Advertising! That's a great idea!
等一下，广告！这是很棒的主意！
Monica: Well don't you wanna look at the rest?
你不想要听别的了吗？
Chandler: I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense.
我想我不用听别的了，广告最适合了。
Chandler: Sorry you had to waste all this time, though.
很抱歉浪费你这么多时间。
Monica: You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time? Ooh, now I get to use my shredder!
你是说8小时加上使用标签机是浪费时间？现在可以用上我的碎纸机了！
Chandler: I mean, I can write slogans. I mean, how hard could it be, right?
我可以创作广告口号的能有多难呢？是不是？
Chandler: "Cheese. It's milk that you chew."
“起司，是可以咬的牛奶。”
Chandler: "Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy."
“饼干，是起司的良伴。”
Chandler: "A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?"
“葡萄，因为整颗西瓜塞不进嘴里。”
Monica: I got one. "Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best."
我想到一个。“袜子，因为你家人的脚值得用最好的。”
Chandler: Honey? Leave it to the pros.
亲爱的，让专业的人说好吗？
Monica: I actually know someone in advertising.
我认识一个在广告业工作的人。
Monica: I grew up with this guy who is a vice president at-at a big agency.
我跟他从小玩到大，现在他是一家大广告公司的副总。
Monica: Maybe I can get him to meet you? Give me the phone.
或许我可以请他跟你谈谈，把电话给我。
Chandler: "The phone. Bringing you closer to people...who have phones."
“电话，让你跟有电话的人更贴近”
Monica: "Marriage. It's not for everybody."
“婚姻，不是每个人都适合的。”
Rachel: That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl.
真不错，几乎大家都知道她是女的。
Ross: Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread.
是啊，在你揍了那个搞错的男的之后，大家很快就知道了。
Rachel: All right, I'm just gonna go into my office and pick up some stuff.
我要进去我办公室拿点东西。
Ross: Ok.
好的。
Rachel: Who-who the hell are you! ?
你是谁？
Guy: Who the hell are you?
你是谁？
Rachel: I'm the hell person whose office this is!
我是拥有这间办公室的人！
Ross: Good one, Rach.
说的好，瑞秋。
Guy: I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taken over your job.
我是盖文·米丘，那个要接替你工作的人。
Rachel: Excuse me?
什么？
Gavin: Oh, your baby's so cute.
你的宝宝真可爱。
Gavin: Why did you put a pink bow on a boy?
但是为什么在男生头上别个粉红色蝴蝶结呢？
Phoebe: Hey Joey, look at me! I'm a nurse!
嘿，乔伊，看看我！我是护士耶！
Joey: Yes you are. I think it may be time for my sponge bath.
是啊，你是。我想该是擦海棉澡的时候了。
Joey: Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras.
对不起，我太习惯泡临时演员了。
Joey: So, are you excited about your scene?
你很期待出场吗？
Phoebe: Yeah! But I'm a little shaky and nervous.
是啊！但是我有点紧张。
Joey: Oh, relax. Don't be. You'll be fine, you'll be fine. They'll probably just make you stand in the back.
放轻松，别紧张，他们可能只会要你站在后面。
Director: Ok, ok, ok! You. Here, come here, here.
你，这里，过来，这里。
Phoebe: Ok.
好的。
Director: You're gonna take this tray, you're gonna stay on this yellow mark. You're gonna move on "action!"
拿着这个托盘，站在黄线这里听到“开拍”就开始移动。
Director: You're gonna walk over to the operating table. You're gonna stop on that blue mark, you're gonna put the tray down.
走过去手术台，停在蓝线那边，然后把托盘放下。
Director: Don't walk too fast! But don't dawdle.
别走太快！但是也别拖拉。
Phoebe: Ok, now, what?
好的，现在是怎样呢？
Director: And...Action!
开拍！
Director: Cut! Cut!
停！停！
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm just a little nervous.
我很抱歉，我只是有点紧张。
Director: Well, don't be.
那就别紧张。
Phoebe: OK, that helps.
好的，真是帮了大忙。
Director: And...Action!
开拍！
Director: Cut!
停！
Joey: Hey, you know what? Don't worry about it, Phoebes! It usually takes me three takes too! Alright, eight.
别担心，菲比！我通常也是要三次才行！好啦，八次。
Director: And...Action!
开拍！
Interviewer: So, do you have any other questions about advertising?
那你对于广告还有其他的问题吗？
Chandler: No, no. But let me show you what I can do.
没有，但是让我表演一下我专长。
Chandler: "Bagels and donuts. Round food for every mood."
贝果跟甜甜圈，任何心情都适合吃的圆圈圈。
Interviewer: Monica warned me you might do that.
莫妮卡警告过我，你可能会这样做。
Interviewer: I actually think we might have something for you at the agency.
我想我们公司可能有个适合你的职务。
Chandler: Really? That's great!
真的吗？太好了！
Interviewer: It's an unpaid internship.
有个不支薪的实习职缺。
Chandler: It's funny. When-when you said "unpaid" it sounded like you said "unpaid."
真好笑，当你说“不支薪”的时候，听起来好像是“不支薪”的意思。
Interviewer: It won't be forever. It just takes a year to get a good portfolio together.
又不是永久的。只是要一至两年来建立好的工作经历。
Chandler: Well, I can skip a couple of steps, right? I mean, you did hear my round food thing.
我可以省几个步骤吧？不是吗？你有听到我具创意的圆形食物广告词啊。
Interviewer: Look, you're changing careers. I mean, no matter what you do, you're gonna have to start at the bottom.
你在转业中。不管你怎样努力，你都需要从基层做起的。
Interviewer: It's gonna be years before you're making anything near as much as you were before.
要到达你之前的阶级，你还有好几年要努力。
Chandler: So you're paying the check, right?
所以你会买单，对吗？
Interviewer: Come on now. Monica has a good job. And it's not like you have a family to support.
别这样，莫妮卡有份很不错的工作，又不是说你有家庭要养。
Chandler: Well, actually, we're trying, and I don't think Monica's gonna wanna postpone it.
事实上，我们正在努力做人，我不认为莫妮卡想要延期。
Chandler: Now, we're supposed to have sex tonight. Actually, she's probably home naked right now.
我们今晚应该要做爱的。事实上，现在她或许就已经光着身体在家了。
Chandler: I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me.
如果没有人阻止我，我会一直说话。
Chandler: I can just picture her on the bed right now.
我可以想像她在床上的样子。
Interviewer: Stop!
停！
Chandler: OK!
好吧！
Rachel: Wait a minute! What'd you mean, you're taking over my job?
等等，你是什么意思要接替我的工作？
Gavin: Well, while you were on your baby vacation I was doing your job.
当你去度你的育婴假的时候，你的工作是我在做的。
Rachel: A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve something sucking on my nipples until they are raw.
假期？我对假期的定义可不包含，让什么东西吸我的乳房吸到破皮。
Gavin: Clearly you've never been to The Sandals Paradise Island.
显而易见地，你从未去过天体营渡假小岛。
Rachel: Alright! We-hey- Don't get too comfortable there, because I'm back in two weeks!
好了，别让你自己太舒服，因为我两个星期之后就回来了。
Rachel: And I want everything back to the way it was. I can't say that I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office.
我要一切回归原状。我实在不太满意你重新摆设我办公室的方式。
Gavin: I can't say I care too much for that smell you've brought in with you.
我实在不太满意那股你带进来的味道。
Rachel: Excuse me?
你说什么？
Ross: Uh Rach, uh we have a code brown situation.
瑞秋，我们有个棕色警戒状况。
Rachel: Could you please, please take care of it for me?
亲爱的，可以拜托你帮我处理一下吗？
Ross: Alright, but you-you're gonna have to do one sometime.
好吧，但是有时候你也该处理一次。
Rachel: All right, let-let me just get this straight!
让我把话说清楚。
Rachel: So I go have a baby and they send some guy in to do my job?
我去生个小孩，然后他们派一个人过来接我的工作？
Gavin: Well, there was talk of shutting down Ralph Lauren altogether.
本来有说要关闭整个拉夫·罗伦的。
Rachel: Yeah, ok, that's right. You're, you're very cheeky for a temp.
是哦，好了，你只不过是个不要脸的临时工。
Gavin: I'm not a temp. I was transferred here from another department.
我不是临时工，我是从别的部门调过来的。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, what department was that? The uh jerk department?
是什么部门呢？浑蛋部门吗？
Gavin: Oh, they didn't tell me about your quick wit.
他们并没有告诉我，你反应是如此快。
Rachel: Yeah, did they mention that I'm rubber and you're glue?
那他们也没有告诉你，我是橡皮擦你是胶水吗？
Mr. Zelner: Gavin, Ralph loved your ideas.
盖文，拉夫很喜欢你的创意。
Rachel: Oh, hi Mr. Zelner.
嗨，塞纳先生。
Mr. Zelner: Ah Rachel, I see you've met Gavin.
瑞秋，我想你见过盖文了。
Mr. Zelner: You know, I must say, when you left us we weren't sure what we were gonna do.
当你离开的时候我们都不知道该怎么办。
Mr. Zelner: But then, Gavin to the rescue. Super Gavin!
但是，盖文拯救了我们，超级盖文！
Rachel: Wow, that's great, that's great. So now uh, Super Gavin, when I come back uh where do you plan on flying off to?
哦，太好了。那么，超级盖文，当我回来以后，你计划要飞到哪去呢？
Gavin: Well, that's up to Mr. Zelner. I'm sure he will make the right decision.
全看赛纳先生的意思，我相信他会做出正确的决定。
Rachel: Oh, wow. Super ass-kissing power.
超级马屁精。
Mr. Zelner: Incidentally, when, when are you coming back?
对了，你什么时候要回来呢？
Rachel: Uh...today!
今天！
Gavin: You said two weeks.
你刚刚不是说两星期后。
Rachel: No, I said today.
不，我是说今天。
Rachel: See, for a superhero, not so much with the listening.
看吧，身为超级英雄听话能力可也不怎么样。
Ross: Uh, oh, I'm sorry. Rach, we should probably go. I ran out of diapers, and I-I had to use your sweater.
我很抱歉，瑞秋，我们该走了。尿片用完了，我得用你的毛衣代替。
Rachel: I-I didn't bring a sweater.
我没有带毛衣来。
Ross: Then we should really go.
那么我们最好赶快走。
Joey: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: Hey.
嘿。
Phoebe: So, what'd he say?
那他怎么说呢？
Joey: Uh, well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word "puppy."
他有时候有点粗暴...所以我要“小狗”代换掉他常用的一个字眼。
Joey: Ok, so he said: "If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass."
他说如果你的小狗朋友不把小狗的角色演好，我将会小狗的开除她。
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I can't do this. I'm just not an actor.
我很抱歉，我办不到。我不是演员的料。
Joey: That's right, you're not. You're a nurse. You-you're Nurse With Tray.
没错，你不是演员，你是护士。你是拿托盘的护士。
Phoebe: Oh, Joey.
不，乔伊。
Director: No, no. Nurse With Tray doesn't know Joey. She has no time for friends.
拿托盘的护士不认识乔伊的，她没有时间交朋友。
Director: She gets in that operating room and she carries that tray to the doctor, because if she doesn't, people die!
她进去手术室把托盘交给医生，因为如果她不这样做，有人会死的！
Phoebe: Who dies?
谁会死？
Director: Man With Eye Patch!
戴眼罩的男人！
Director: You get in there and you do your job.
现在你过去做好你的工作。
Phoebe: Yes, doctor. Joey: Ok.
是的，医师。好极了。
Director: Ok, let's try this one more time.
好了，我们再试一次。
Phoebe: Hang in there, Man With Eye Patch, your tray is coming!
撑着点，戴眼罩的男人，你的托盘来了！
Director: And...Action!
开拍！
Phoebe: Yes, I did it! I nailed it! Wow! What's next?
是的，我办到了！我搞定了！接下来是什么呢？
Director: The rest of the scene.
是后面的剧情。
Phoebe: Ok, from the top, people!
好的，大家，从头开始！
Ross: Hey, you know what I was thinking? I don't know if "code brown" is the best code word.
你知道我在想什么吗？我不知道“棕色警戒”是不是好的暗号。
Ross: You know, I think people might know what we're talking about.
我想大家可能都猜得到我们在说什么。
Rachel: Yeah no, that's fine, that's fine. Listen. Sudden-sudden change of plans. Um, my maternity leave just ended.
没关系，听着，计划改变，我的产假要结束了。
Rachel: They told me that if I didn't come back today, they were gonna fire me.
他们说如果我不今天回去工作，他们就要开除我。
Ross: What? No, that's-that's illegal.
什么？那样是非法的。
Ross: I'm gonna have the labor department down here so fast they won't even..Rachel: All right, alright. calm down, Norma Rae.
我要马上通知劳委会，他们不...没关系，冷静点，柯赐海。
