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Ross: What's going on?
怎么了？
Rachel: Well, my eye is a little itchy.
我的眼睛有点痒。
Joey: Uhhh, mine too! Yeah.
我的也是！
Monica: Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
你的眼睛好红喔！你应该去看我的眼科医生。
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
理查？我才不要找你的前男友看眼睛！
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
理查……一天到晚理查个没完！
Monica: Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!
打从我们开始约会以后，我想我只提过两次他的名字！
Chandler: Ok, so Richard, Richard!
那好，理查、理查！
Monica: It's not Richard! Ok? It's this new guy and he's really good.
不是理查啦！我新找的眼科医生很棒。
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
抱歉，我不去看眼科医生！
Ross: Oh God, here we go!
天啊，老毛病又犯了！
Chandler: What?
什么？
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she'll like freaks out. Watch! Watch!
每次只要碰到眼睛这档事，她马上就避之唯恐不及。注意看！
Rachel: Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine-Ok, I have a weird thing with my eye. Can we not talk about itplease?
罗斯，你别闹了！好，我对我的眼睛有怪癖。麻烦别再讨论了，行吗？
All: All right, fine. All right.
好吧……
Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I?
瑞秋，还记得有首很棒的歌，我、我自己和…… （“我”和“眼睛”同音）
Rachel: Monica! Come on!
莫妮卡，别闹啦！
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I?
有没有人想吃午餐？有意愿的请说……我……
Rachel: Ross! Stop it! Come on!
罗斯，拜托别闹了啦！
Chandler: How much did I love The King and I?
我有多喜欢《国王与我》？
Rachel: Chandler! All right.
钱德！好了。
Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too!
我也是……！
Rachel: Just stop it! Come on!
够了，别玩了……！
Chandler: You ok there man?
你还好吧？
Joey: Yeah, I got too excited!
是的，我真的戳到了！
Ross: All right, I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park.
先走了，我要带班去公园。
Phoebe: Ohh, give him a kiss for me!
帮我亲一下他！
Ross: All right, bye!
好，再见！
All: Bye.
再见。
Ross: Later!
再见！
Phoebe: I am so sorry you got caught in the middle of that. I didn't mean to be so out there. I am furious with him!
很抱歉让你们夹在中间尴尬。我也不是故意这么夸张，但我真的很生他的气！
Chandler: Wow, umm, calm down.
别激动。
Phoebe: I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!
我在克制，但一想到那个人我就有气！
Monica: Why are so mad at him?
你干嘛那么气他？
Phoebe: Look, I don't wanna talk about it. Ok?
我不想谈，好吗？
Monica: Well, it just seems like you really...
只是……
Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seen my list by the way?
你想榜上有名就继续说啊！对了，谁有看到我的黑名单？
Chandler: Uh, no Pheebs. What's it look like?
没看到，长什么样子？
Phoebe: Uh, it's a piece of paper and it says, "Ross" on it.
就是张纸，上头写了“罗斯”。
Chandler: I see.
了解。
Joey: Hey. I just got off the phone with Estelle and guess what. I got the lead in a movie! !
我刚和艾斯黛讲完电话，你们猜怎么了？我要当电影主角了！
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about? !
你要演电影主角，太厉害了！是什么电影？
Joey: It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, well I meet this girl on the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears...
片名是“极限速度”，超酷的！我在地铁遇见一个女孩，一天之内坠入情网。后来她消失无踪。
Joey: But I find out where she lives and when I get there, this, like old lady answers the door and I say, "Where's Betsy?" Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
但我找出了她住在哪里，一个老太太出来开门，我问她“贝丝在哪里？”，她说“贝丝已经过世十年了”。
Phoebe: Ohh-ohh, chilling!
好冷！
Joey: And the best part is, we're filming in the desert outside Vegas! You know what that means buddy!
最棒的是，拍片地点在拉斯维加斯外的沙漠！兄弟，你知道那是啥意思！
Chandler: Yeah, I know that means buddy!
对，我知道那是啥意思！
Joey: Road trip baby! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!
自驾游，我们可以租车！我周二以前到那里就行了！
Phoebe: Oh, wait, my grandmother's dead.
等等，我祖母过世了。
Chandler: Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.
菲比，我们也可以聊聊那件事。
Phoebe: No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas.
不……我是说她的计程车，她八成用不到了，你们可以开去拉斯维加斯。
Joey: All right! Thanks Pheebs!
好耶，菲比，谢了！
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, what're we going to do about my job?
等等……那我的工作怎么办？
Joey: Oh, umm, not go.
别去了。
Chandler: All right, great, road trip baby! This's ok with you?
好耶！棒！自驾游，宝贝！你没意见吧？
Monica: Uh, Chandler! You don't have to ask for my permission. You can go.
钱德，你不用征求我的允许……同意你去。
Chandler: Eh.
谢谢。
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
瑞秋，快点，要去看眼科了！
Rachel: All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! Ohhh! No! Look what I did! Oh, I mean, look at this mess!
好啦，早去早解脱！看看我做了些什么啊！
Rachel: I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! You know? I mean we're gonna have to reschedule!
搞得一团乱，我得先来清理一下。看诊时间得要重约了！
Monica: Look, you thought that this mess is gonna bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky!
若你认为这点脏乱就会影响我，那你就错了！我们走吧，眨眼姑娘。
Monica: Chandler! !!
钱德！
Phoebe: Oh hey Joey! What's up?
乔伊！你怎么了？
Joey: I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?
我无法决定走哪条路去拉斯维加斯，你去过不少地方吧？
Phoebe: Yeah, I've been around.
对，哪都去过。
Joey: Ok, so-so which route should I take, the northern route, or-or the southern route?
那我该选哪一条？北线还是南线？
Phoebe: Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.
走北线途经伊利诺州，有个男人会用蜜蜂当胡子。
Joey: Great! Problem solved!
太棒了，问题解决！
Phoebe: But on the southern route there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.
但是走南线的话，可以看会玩井字游戏的鸡。
Joey: Well, back to square one.
又回到原点了。
Phoebe: Oh, I know a way that you can decide! All right, I'm gonna ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can.
我知道有个方法能让你做决定！我会问你一连串的问题，你回答得越快越好。
Joey: Yes!
好！
Phoebe: Good, but wait. Ok, all right, here we go. Now I want you to relax. Take a deep breath. Clear your mind. Which do you like better, peanut butter or egg whites?
很好，不过先别急。开始，你先放轻松，深呼吸一口气。心里不要想事情，花生酱和蛋白，你喜欢哪个？
Joey: Peanut butter!
花生酱。
Phoebe: Which would you rather be, a fireman or a swimmer?
消防员和游泳选手，你比较想当哪一个？
Joey: A swimmer!
游泳选手！
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?
莫妮卡和瑞秋，你比较想跟谁上床？
Joey: Monica. Oh...huh, I always thought it would be Rachel.
莫妮卡……我一直都以为会是瑞秋呢。
Phoebe: No thinking! No thinking! Tie or ascot?
不要想事情……领带或领巾？
Joey: Ascot!
领巾。
Phoebe: North route or south route?
南线或北线？
Joey: North route!
北线！
Phoebe: Bam! There you go! Huh?
答案出现，厉害吧！
Joey: Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!
不可思议！蜜蜂胡，我来咯！
Ross: Hey!
嗨！
Phoebe: Oh, this guy again.
这家伙又来了。
Joey: Hey man, what's up?
你好吗？
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys wanna see a movie tonight?
没事，今晚想看电影吗？
Joey: Sure, what do you wanna see?
好啊，你要看什么？
Ross: I don't know, umm...
不知道……
Joey: Oh well, I-I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
我知道我们要如何决定。菲比，让他见识你的游戏！
Phoebe: Umm, no, thank you.
免了，多谢。
Ross: What's with her?
她是怎么了？
Joey: I don't know. But hey, I know how we can decide. Ok, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick. Ok?
不知道，但我知道怎么决定了。我问你问题，你要很快回答。
Ross: Ok.
好。
Joey: What do you like better action or comedy?
动作片或喜剧，你比较喜欢哪一个？
Ross: Action.
动作片。
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
莫妮卡和瑞秋，你比较想跟谁上床？
Ross: Dude, you are sick.
老兄，你真变态。
Joey: Oh, all right. Sorry, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing. I'm sorry.
抱歉，我忘了你迷恋过瑞秋。
Rachel: Oh my God! What does that thing do?
天啊，这是干嘛的？
Monica: Oh that's an eye removal machine.
这是眼球摘除机。
Rachel: All right, I'm out of here!
好了，我要走了！
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
开玩笑的啦……
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
嗨，瑞秋！
Rachel: Hey!
嗨！
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry, everything's gonna be just fine.
我是米勒医生，莫妮卡说你有点紧张。不过别担心，不会有事的。
Rachel: So we're done then!
那就结束吧。
Dr. Miller: Almost! But, first, we gotta start.
还差一点，我们要先开始。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Dr. Miller: This is a glaucoma test. Rachel: Uh-huh.
这是青光眼测试。嗯哼。
Dr. Miller: Sit down.
请坐。
Rachel: Ok.
好吧。
Dr. Miller: Put your chin here. Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.
把脸颊放在这里。好，眼睛会有风吹的感觉。
Rachel: What? !
什么？
Monica: A small puff of air, now come on!
一点点的风啦，你快点！
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
开始。
Rachel: All right.
好吧。
Dr. Miller: 1...2...3!
一、二、三……！
Rachel: Ok. I'm sorry. All right, just- I'm gonna stay in here this time. Ok.
抱歉……好吧。我这次不会动。
Dr. Miller: Ready?
好了吗？
Rachel: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Dr. Miller: 1...2...
一、二……
Rachel: I'm sorry.
抱歉。
Monica: You know what, I'm gonna hold her head.
我来抓她头好了。
Rachel: Ok.
好。
Dr. Miller: That's ok.
不用了。
Monica: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Ok. Ok!
好了。
Dr. Miller: 1...2!
一、二……
Rachel: I'm sorry.
对不起。
Dr. Miller: You know what? You're young; you probably don't have glaucoma.
你还年轻，应该没有青光眼。
Rachel: Ok! So, it was very, very nice to meet you sir and Ow! Hey! What are you doing? ! Are you crazy!
太好了，很高兴认识您！你在干嘛？你疯了不成？
Dr. Miller: Ok. You've got a small, minor infection in that left eye. I want you to take these drops three times a day for a week and you'll be as good as new.
好，你的左眼有些微感染。这眼药水一天点三次，连续一周你就宛如新生了。
Rachel: Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.
我不把任何东西放进眼睛里。
Dr. Miller: Ok then, I guess we'll see you back here in three months.
那好吧，三个月后再见。
Rachel: Great!
太好了！
Dr. Miller: And I'll fit you for a glass eye.
我到时帮你装上玻璃假眼。
Rachel: Ok, just give me the damn drops!
好啦，把那死眼药水给我！
Monica: Dr. Miller? P E C F D.
米勒医生？P、E、C、F、D。
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
莫妮卡，棒极了。你知道奖品放在哪里。
Monica: I sure do!
我当然知道！
Monica: And you don't get one.
你没有！
Rachel: You know, I-I gotta tell ya, those eye drops are a miracle. My eye is a 100% better.
那眼药水实在是太神奇了，我的眼睛百分之百好了。
Monica: They're still in my coat.
眼药水还放在我的外套里。
Rachel: Damn!
可恶！
Chandler: Hey!
嗨！
Joey: Hey! You ready to go?
准备好上路了没？
Chandler: Yeah, listen, how cold is it gonna be there? Do I need a coat or will all these sweater vests be enough?
好了，不过那边会有多冷？我要带外套，还是带这些毛衣就够了？
Chandler: What?
怎么了？
Monica: I love you.
我爱你。
Joey: Man, I wish Ross was coming with us! You know? I'm gonna miss him!
真希望罗斯也能一起去！我一定会很想念他的！
Phoebe: Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!
真是多谢你了！我才刚把那个混蛋给忘掉！
Chandler: Hey, so where're we staying? Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?
我们住哪里？电影公司招待的饭店大套房？
Joey: Uh no, not really. It's an independent film you know? So we don't have a real big budget. I figured I'd just stay in your room.
不算是，这是独立制片的电影，没有大预算。我想我住你房间好了。
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing for a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
但等你拿到酬劳之后，你会请我住饭店大套房吧？主演电影的片酬一定不少吧？
Joey: Oh yeah! Check this out. For every dollar Shutter Speed makes, one penny of it goes right in Joey's pocket.
是的，“极限速度”每赚一块钱，乔伊就能分到百分之一。
Chandler: So you don't get paid unless the movie makes money?
所以电影赚钱你才有钱拿？
Joey: Did you not hear the plot of the movie? "She's been dead for ten years." I'm gonna be a millionaire!
你不知道这电影的情节吗？“贝丝已经过世十年了”。我就快变成百万富翁了！
Ross: Hey!
嗨！
Joey: Hey!
嗨！
Ross: I just wanna say goodbye to you guys, and to see if you guys will place a little bet for me, huh? Twenty bucks on black 15.
我只是要来跟你们说个再见，顺便托你们帮我下个注，20美元押黑色15号。
Joey: You got it!
没问题！
Ross: All right!
好！
Ross: You remember the number, right?
你记得号码吧？
Joey: Yeah black 13.
记得，黑色13号。
Ross: Black 15! !!
黑色15号啦！
Joey: You got it.
没问题。
Chandler & Joey: Bye-bye!
再见！
All: Bye you guys!
再见！
Monica: I wanna say goodbye at the car! Chandler: Ok!
我去车子那里替你送行！好！
Joey: Anybody wanna say goodbye to me at the car?
谁要去车子那里替我送行？
Rachel: Oh, honey, I'll say goodbye to you at the car if you don't mind the pus.
我可以替你送行，只要你不介意我眼睛化脓。
Joey: See you!
再见！
Rachel: Well, wait a minute! A little pus is good! It means it's healing!
等等，化脓是好现象，表示快要好了！
Ross: Hey Pheebs, whatcha reading? Pheebs? Hello? Phoebe? Phoe-Phoebe! Come on!
菲比，你在看什么？菲比？嗨？菲比？……菲比？别闹了啦！
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.
抱歉，我不知道你在这里。
Ross: Pheebs, are you, are you mad at me, or something? Cause if you are, please, tell me what it is I did!
菲比，你在生我的气吗？我做了什么让你生气的事？
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
你不知道，我也帮不了你。
Ross: Well, I don't know.
我是不知道啊。
Phoebe: Well, I can't help you.
那我也无能为力了。
