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Ross: Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
莫妮卡，别丢那么大力！我们是同一队！
Chandler: Four hours? You guys've been doing this four hours?
四个小时？你们就这样丢了四小时？
Joey: That's right, baby.
宝贝，没错。
Chandler: All right, let me in.
好，让我加入。
Monica: No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
不行……
Chandler: What?
什么？
Monica: He's a dropper.
他是掉球大王。
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
对，没错！
Chandler: I'm not a dropper!
我才不是掉球大王！
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, you know?
这其实是三个人的游戏。
Chandler: It's throwing and catching!
还不就是你丢我接！
Ross: All right.
好吧。
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard.
好难喔。
Joey: Don't worry guys, it's not a cat!
别紧张，那不是猫喔！
Monica: Oh my- Oh good God!
我的……天啊！
Rachel: I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing!
我放弃了，我不知道要怎么处理！
Ross: Baking it didn't help, huh?
送它进烤箱也没用？
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
把它送回你买的地方呢？
Rachel: I tried! They won't take her back.
我试过了，他们不收。
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist.
或许是因为它是反基督的。
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
瑞秋，店家为什么不收？
Rachel: Well, they said they would, but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I gonna do, get a thousand regular cats?
他们说要收回可以，但只退我店里的购物券。我要拿来买什么？一千只普通的猫？
Joey: Look, you said it was a show cat. Why don't you show it, win some prize money?
你不是说这是展示猫吗？那就带去比赛拿奖品啊。
Rachel: No. Those shows cost a hundred bucks to enter and all you win are these ribbons which technically belong to the damn cat.
参加猫展要先缴一百美元，赢来的东西都归这死猫所有。
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
你先留着，直到你找到处理的方法。
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!
不行，那不是重点。我破费一千美元，搞得全身都是抓痕，还跟长得像手的蠢猫困在一起！
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised! !
天啊，那只猫害我流眼泪了！别丢球给我！我的视力被连累到了！
Monica: Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
天啊，好了……现在好了，真是惊险。
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.
是啊，你的反应也太大了点。
Phoebe and Gary: Hey!
嗨！
All: Hey!
嗨！
Gary: We have great news!
我们有个好消息！
Phoebe: We're moving in together! Isn't it great? Yay!
我们要同居，是不是很棒？
All: Congratulations! Congrats!
恭喜……！
Phoebe: I know, I'm so excited!
是啊，我好兴奋！
Gary: So am I!
我也是！
Phoebe: Well, you're not more excited than I am! No way! I'm the most excited!
你才没有我兴奋，不可能，我是最兴奋的！
Gary: Ok, I'll see you at the station later.
好，晚点在局里见。
Phoebe: Ok, yeah, I'll see you later! Don't forget about the moving in!
好，晚点见，别忘了同居的事喔。
Gary: All right.
好。
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
你要搬去跟他住，怎么了？
Phoebe: I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right.
我不忍心拒绝他，看他伤心成那样。或许不会有事的。
Phoebe: I do really like him a lot and probably do it eventually anyway and plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.
我真的很喜欢他，同居也是迟早的事。想想也可以省下不少邮票钱。
Monica: Why, do you write him a lot?
你常写信给他？
Phoebe: No, I just heard when people live together, they split the cost of stamps. Don't they?
不是，只是我听说同居的人，会分担邮票的费用，不是吗？
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
是啊，没错……！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I'm sorry, the oven mitts really freaked me out.
抱歉，耐热手套吓了我一跳。
Gary: Hey, honey! Ace, did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
亲爱的！你找到公寓没？布鲁克林高地有吗？
Phoebe: No, nothing.
不，没找到。
Gary: Oh, really?
真的？
Phoebe: Yeah.
是啊。
Gary: Nothing at all?
一间都没有？
Phoebe: No, as soon as something opens up we'll move right in. Unless it doesn't have a pool, I need a pool.
没有，只要有公寓招租，我们马上搬进去。如果附带游泳池的话，我需要游泳池。
Gary: Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second?
菲比，可以跟你聊一下吗？
Phoebe: Uh-huh!
嗯哼。
Gary: Here, take a seat.
请坐。
Phoebe: All right.
好。
Gary: You ok? You feel all right?
你没事吧？还好吧？
Phoebe: Yeah, I feel great. Cause we're moving in together.
我很好啊，因为我们要同居了。
Gary: So you uh, you checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights, right? You-you checked the Post?
报纸上布鲁克林高地的租屋广告，你都看过了？邮报你有查过吗？
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. Can I get some water?
是的，什么都没有。我能喝点水吗？
Gary: In a minute. You-you checked today's Post?
等会儿。你查过今天的邮报吗？
Phoebe: Umm, yeah! Today's.
对，今天的。
Gary: Cause uh, huh, this is today's Post and uh, these are the listings I found.
这是今天的邮报，我找到了这些租屋广告。
Gary: Brooklyn Heights, two bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights!
布鲁克林高地，两房。布鲁克林高地，一房。布鲁克林高地区……
Phoebe: Are these for rent! I thought people were just bragging!
这些是要租的吗？我以为他们是在，炫耀自己的房子有多棒。
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on here. No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me.
我来告诉你我的想法，不要看桌子，看着我。
Gary: Ok, I think somebody asked someone to move in with him. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts Cause things are moving too fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
一个男生要求一个女生同居。女生本来说好，现在反悔了。因为女生觉得这样太快了，你觉得是不是这样？
Phoebe: Yes. Yes. Yes! Fine! I am someone! You want me to say it? I have doubts! I'm sorry!
对！……好，我就是那个女生！你要我说老实话？对，我是不确定。对不起。
Gary: Phoebe...
菲比？
Phoebe: Yeah?
嗯？
Gary: Phoebe, it's ok that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, I just figured everything I know about you I really like.
你有这种感觉也没关系。这真的是很快，我们对彼此有许多地方不了解。我只是觉得，我所了解的你，我很喜欢。
Gary: And the things I don't know, I get to learn about it at a place with both our names on the mailbox.
我还不了解的你，就等同居后再慢慢了解。
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
好甜蜜。
Gary: Sweetheart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I just- I want you to be happy.
亲爱的，如果你觉得这样太快，没关系。不用赶着现在就同居，我只要你快乐。
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
跟你同居会让我快乐的。
Gary: Phoebe, you don't have to say that.
菲比，你不用那样说。
Phoebe: No, I really wanna live with you! I wanna move in with you!
不，我很想跟你住在一起，我要跟你同居。
Gary: Are you sure?
你确定？
Phoebe: Yes. Definitely! Yes! Let's live in an apartment that we both live in!
对，百分之百确定！我们一起住在公寓同居吧！
Gary: Oh that's great!
太好了！
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, which was never!
等等……镜子后面的人，你看什么看？我经常想在审讯室说这些话，从未试过呢！
Rachel: Show cat! Quality show cat! Show cat!
展示猫，高级的展示猫！展示猫！
Woman No. 1: Oh my God! What's wrong with your baby? !
天啊，你的宝宝怎么了？
Rachel: It's not a baby! That's a cat!
这不是宝宝，这是猫！
Woman No. 1: Eew! It's creepy looking!
长得还真吓人！
Rachel: Oh no! No! It's actually- it's very sweet. It's very sweet. Look! Yeah, do you want it?
不，它其实很讨人喜欢的…… 不信你看！你要不要？
Woman No. 1: No, I hate cats.
不了，我恨猫！
Rachel: Well, so then what're you doing to me? Ok? Just get out of here! All right? Move on! Sheez.
那你干嘛跟我扯半天？滚吧，继续走你的路。拜托。
Woman No. 2: Wow! What an unusual cat!
这只猫真不寻常！
Rachel: Yes! Thank you! Exactly! You want it?
是的，谢谢你！真的是这样，你要吗？
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter but...Ok, whynot?
有可能，我考虑要养猫，我正要去流浪动物之家……好吧，就它了。
Rachel: Oh, terrific! That'll be $2,000.
太好了，总共是两千美元。
Woman No. 2: What? !
什么？
Rachel: Ok, a thousand.
好吧，一千。
Woman No. 2: I thought you wanted me to adopt your cat.
你不是要我认养你的猫吗？
Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.
是啊，不过这不只是猫，更是一项投资。
Woman No. 2: Ok, yeah, I just wanted a cat.
好吧，我要的只是猫。
Rachel: Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on.
你显然是杀价高手，所以我就不唬弄你了。
Rachel: Ok? So $800 and I don't call the cops which I should because you're robbing me blind! Blind! Just take the cat, leave the money, and run away! Just Run away! Damn it!
算你八百，我也不报警了，因为你这根本是抢劫。把钱留下，猫带走，走吧！可恶！
Rachel: Cat, can't you please at least smile or something? ! Ok, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
死猫，你起码也笑一下嘛！有没有人听到？谁听到了？
Ross: I'm starving!
我饿死了！
Monica: Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
你们振作一点，就快连续十小时了！这是比毅力的时刻！
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We invented this game!
怎么变成是你当老大？这游戏是我们发明的！
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
帮帮忙，这游戏是因为我，才有现在的局面。
Chandler: Not fun anymore?
不再好玩的局面？
Ross: I'm still hungry!
我还是很饿！
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? You- are you with me?
好吧，我那还有一点披萨，你们可以用一只手吃吧？要不要？
Ross: I am!
我要！
Monica: All right! Let's go! Come on! Come on! Let's go Team Monica! All right, we can work out the name later.
好，我们走……！莫妮卡大队，走啰！好啦，队名等一下再讨论。
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
瑞秋，你的猫在我碗里干嘛？
Rachel: It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken. Oh, I sold uh Mrs. Whiskerson.
不是啦，我在解冻鸡肉。我把威丝克森太太卖掉了。
Ross: Aw, thank God!
谢天谢地！
Joey: Did you get your money back?
你的钱拿回来没？
Rachel: Yeah, 15 hundred dollars.
是的，一千五百美元。
Monica: Wow! You made a profit!
哇，你还有赚耶！
Gunther: I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
我是来拿红丝绒枕头的。
Rachel: Oh, yeah, there you go.
在这里。
Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And-and don't forget you-you can come visit her anytime you want.
瑞秋，谢了。别忘了，你随时可以来看它。
Rachel: Oh good, great! I'll-I'll keep that in mind.
好……我会记得的。
Gunther: Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
这是什么东西？某种蛇吗？
Gary: I really like waking up with you.
我真喜欢和你一起醒来。
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. Oh, I could stay here all day.
我也是，今天早上真美。我可以在床上待一整天。
Gary: That would be great!
那样不错！
Phoebe: We could have out breakfast in bed and we...
我们可以在床上吃早餐……
Gary: Wait, just a second.
等等。
Phoebe: Ok. Oh! Oh, no.
好。噢，不。
Monica: All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!
来，莫妮卡，活力点……！
Chandler: Ross!
罗斯！
Ross: Oh, I was having the best dream.
我刚才做了最棒的梦。
Rachel: What?
什么梦？
Ross: I dreamed I was drowning and not throwing this ball.
我梦到自己溺水，不用再丢这颗球了。
Phoebe: Oh good, you're all up.
很好，你们都起床了。
Rachel: Phoebe! It's 6 o'clock in the morning! Why aren't you at Gary's?
菲比，现在才早上六点，你怎么没在盖瑞那里？
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
对，结束了。
All: What? !
什么？
Chandler: Come on! Gary's such a great guy! Whatever the problem is, you can work it out!
别这样，盖瑞这么好，有什么问题都能解决的。
Phoebe: He shot a bird!
他开枪杀了一只鸟。
Chandler: Oh that is over!
结束了！
All: Honey. That's terrible! Phoebe. I'm sorry!
我很遗憾……太糟糕了……！
Rachel: Phoebe, are you ok?
菲比，你还好吧？
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, I'll be alright.
对……我不会有事的。
Joey: Oh hey, here Pheebs.
菲比，接住。
Phoebe: Nah, I don't feel like playing.
我不太想玩球。
Monica: It's ok. It's ok. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Ok? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's notan official ball player! I mean, only official ball players can drop the ball!
没事……！就当没发生这件事，没必要让别人知道。菲比又不是正式的队员，正式队员掉球才算数！
All: All right. I'm starving. Yeah.
算了……我们走吧……
Rachel: Phoebe, honey, you wanna get some breakfast?
菲比，要吃早餐吗？
Phoebe: Yeah!
好啊！
Monica: Ok! Ok, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha!
好，我们来赛跑，最先到的赢！
Chandler: Guys wanna eat here?
你们要在这里吃吗？
All: Oh yea. Yeah!
好啊！
Joey: Man, that was great huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball all around?
真的很棒吧？真不敢相信我们丢了那么久！
Rachel: I know, it is amazing it lasted that long.
是啊，撑了那么久，真的很不可思议。
Ross: I know. My arm is killing me.
是啊，我的手臂酸死了。
Rachel: No, I meant with the dropper over here.
不是，我是说有掉球高手在，还能那么久。
Chandler: You know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Ok? I'm anything but a dropper. Ross!
“掉球高手”这称号，怎么会落到我头上？我再怎么说也不是掉球高手。罗斯！
