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Lucky, you're with a woman of the world to introduce you to these things.

And two chocolate-covered hearts.

And a decaf latte for me.

And?

I'm good.

Yeah, you do appear so.

So what's in the bag?

Oh, you know, just, like, books and stuff.

I figured if you stood me up, then I should have something to read.

Well... I couldn't really decide.

I'm reading this book about Jean Seberg.

She's this actress who slept with all the wrong people

and ended up killing herself.

Don't you do that.

No. I intend to sleep with all the right people.

Plus, I'm reading Romeo and Juliet.

It's a ninth grade book,

but I figured I could have it done before the school year starts, so...

Doesn't look like Elizabethan tragedy.

No, that's 'cause...

Well, my dad... he's letting me audit one of his med school courses, right?

I don't really understand half of it,

but I totally love it.

What? So you go to UCW

and you sit in a lecture hall with all these grad students

and, what, do they hit on you?

Why? Are you jealous?

Just admiring. I didn't know you were interested in that kind of thing.

What? You thought since we'd been chatting for three weeks

that you knew everything about me?

Plus, they wouldn't hit on a 14-year-old girl. They're old enough to be my dad, so...

They're like... They're bad older. They're... You're not...

I'm so articulate.

Sorry. Can I just, like, start over?

No. I get it. I get it. I just thought...

You know, well, you look older than you are.

You certainly act older than you are. Really?

Yeah. I was expecting someone not as impressive.

Me too.