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天真甜美的十四岁少女海莉在网络上认识了三十二岁的摄影师杰夫，二人相约在咖啡馆见面，相谈甚欢。海莉主动要求去杰夫家，让他为自己拍摄艺术照片，杰夫欣然从命。聊天喝酒之后，杰夫突然眩晕倒地，醒来发现自己竟被五花大绑。原来海莉是有备而来，就是要惩罚在网络上勾引未成年少女的恋童癖。海莉在屋中搜寻杰夫进行不法行为的证据，并为他实施了阉割手术。中途邻居太太来访，也被海莉成功蒙混过关。随着海莉惩罚计划的一步步展开，杰夫的真面目也逐渐浮出水面
这部电影告诉怪蜀黍们：不要随便勾搭小萝莉，小萝莉也会要了你的命。小红帽有的时候也会吃掉大灰狼。推荐的是电影的片尾曲，在所有故事结束的时候听到这样稍带诡异感觉的音乐，绝对会让你有上瘾的感觉
Cool shirt.
You want it?
No, I didn't really bring enough bucks, so...
And yet, not actually what I was asking.
Sure, I want it.
Can I get a green shirt in a small, please?
No. No, no.
I can't let you do that.
What? Because...
Because...
What? Because you'd be so indebted to me that you'd have to...
Okay. I guess I can let you do that.
You have to model it for me.
Conditions. I can't live with all these conditions. Thanks.
This is so unfair.
What?
This is when things happen, in the middle of the night,
by which time I am completely out of the scene.
Life as a teenager.
I just hate having to depend Lindsey to drive me everywhere.
You'll be driving before you know it.
In the meantime, I missed Elizabeth Wurtzel speaking at USC
and the Goldfrapp concert.
I was at the Goldfrapp concert actually.
Shut up. You were? Was it great?
Of course it was great. What am I saying?
Well, you could judge for yourself.
I got a bootleg MP3.
You have the concert?
Just one song. A little louder, please, so the authorities know.
I totally have to hear it.
I'll send it to you.
After you get home, after you get around to it.
Good things are worth the wait.
And what have you waited for recently?
I'm gonna have to wait four years for you.
You are just trying to distract me from that MP3.
Look, I have to send it.
It's not like I could take you to my house.
That would be a little insane.
True.
Okay, now don't peek.
