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I was running a bit behind today, so I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now.
我今天有点晚了，所以如果大家不介意，我们接下来是本周的感谢信环节。
Is that cool with you guys? I love you. James, can I get some Halloween thank-you-note-writing music, please? Thank you. Perfect.
可以吗，我爱你，詹姆斯，能给我来点万圣节感谢信背景音乐吗？谢谢，完美。
Thank you, Washington Nationals logo, for making every non-sports fan wonder,
谢谢，华盛顿国民队标志，让每一位非体育迷遐想，
Wait. Why is everyone suddenly going nuts for Walgreens? I did think that.
等一下，为什么所有人突然对沃尔格林感兴趣？我真的想了。
Thank you, new Terminator movie, starring 72-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger, for being less I'll be back and more, Ow, my back.
谢谢新的终结者电影，里面有72岁的施瓦辛格，我不是想重新起航，而是哦，我的背！
Ow, ow! The chopper! Thank you, trick-or-treating, for giving kids the chance
哦哦，摩托车，谢谢，不给糖就捣乱，给孩子们机会，
to collect candy and adults the chance to judge their neighbor's home decor. Ikea couch? Oh.
收集糖果，给成人机会判断他们邻居的家居装饰，宜家的沙发？哦哦。
Thank you, Apple's new AirPod Pros, for finally answering the question, What would it feel like to put tiny hair dryers in my ears?
谢谢，苹果的新AirPod Pros，最终回答了一个问题，在我的耳朵里放小型吹风机是什么感觉？
Thank you, metal rakes, for looking like the starting gate for a tiny horse race.
谢谢，金属耙，你很像赛马场的开始门。
Thank you. Thank you, click pens, for making sure I never need to worry about finding a cap or finding a way to annoy my co-workers.
谢谢，谢谢点击笔，你确保我不会去担心寻找帽子，或是寻找惹怒我同事的方法。
There you have it. Those are my thank-you notes!
这就是今晚的感谢信！
