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I feel the love. I feel the love. I feel the complete opposite of Trump at last night's World Series. I do.
我感受到了爱。我感受到了爱，在昨晚的世界棒球大赛上，我感觉和特朗普完全相反，真的如此。
Did you see what happened last night? President Trump and the First Lady went to the World Series in Washington.
你看到昨晚发生了什么吗？特朗普总统和第一夫人前往华盛顿观看世界棒球大赛。
And when they showed them on the jumbotron, the crowd didn't seem thrilled. Yeah.
当他们把他们展示在超大屏幕上时，人群似乎并不激动。是啊。
Then Trump turned to Melania, and was like, Wow, they really don't like you. The best.
然后特朗普转向梅拉尼娅，说，哇，他们真的不喜欢你，最好的。
Now Trump is doing everything he can to spin it. At first, he was like, They weren't booing.
现在特朗普正在尽他所能地旋转它，一开始，他好像，他们没有嘘声。
They were chanting Ruuu-dy Giuliani. And today Trump said, Actually, they were chanting Uuuu-kraine call was perfect.
他们在唱儒迪·朱利安尼，而今天特朗普说，实际上，他们在高呼“乌克兰呼电话”是完美的。
Ukraine call was perfect. After all the booing, things got real ugly. At one point, fans started chanting, Lock him up. Check it out.
乌克兰电话是完美的。在所有的嘘声之后，事情变得非常糟糕。有一次，粉丝们开始高呼，把他关起来。没错。
Yeah, some people thought heckling Trump was disrespectful, then every outfielder who's ever played in New York,
是的，有些人认为质问特朗普是不尊重，然后每个在纽约打过球的外场手，
Boston or Philly was like, Toughen up, buttercup. I'm getting hit with D-cell batteries for nine innings.
波士顿或费城就像，坚强起来，毛毛，第九回合我用一号电池充电。
Meanwhile, in the upper deck, fans hung a giant banner that said, Impeach Trump.
与此同时，在上层甲板上，球迷们悬挂着一面巨大的横幅，上面写着：弹劾
Finally enough security showed up and they were able to take down the banner and remove Hillary from the stadium.
终于有足够的保安出现了，他们可以把横幅拿下来，把希拉里从体育场带走。
And so that was it. It was a whirlwind day for Trump. At 9:00 a.m., he announced we took out the leader of Isis.
就这样，对特朗普来说，这是个旋风天，早上9点，他宣布我们干掉了伊斯兰国的领导人。
By 9:00 p.m., he announced we were taking out the guy in charge of the jumbotron. So...
到了晚上9点，他宣布我们要干掉那个负责巨型屏幕的人。
Some 2020 news over on CBS last night, Joe Biden appeared on 60 minutes for a sit-down interview with Norah O'Donnell.
看看CBS昨晚的大选新闻，拜登在《60分钟》的节目中接受诺拉·奥唐纳的采访。
It was a good interview. At one point though, Biden said that the reason President Obama
这是一次很好的采访，不过，拜登曾说，奥巴马总统
hasn't endorsed him is because Biden asked him not to. Yeah, right.
没有支持他是因为拜登让他不要这么做，是的，对。
It's like a middle schooler saying, I do have a girlfriend. I just asked her not to come to the dance with me.
就像一个中学生说，我有女朋友，我只是叫她不要和我一起去跳舞。
She lives in Canada. Business news here, I heard that Lyft is offering people free rides if they're going to a job interview.
她住在加拿大，商业新闻，我听说“来福车”提供免费乘车，如果他们要去面试。
That way you can text your interviewer, I'll be there in five minutes. Wait, six. Sorry, 15. I got to reschedule.
这样你就可以给面试官发短信，我五分钟后到等等，6分钟。对不起，15分钟。我得改期了。
I saw that for the 2020 Olympics, Toyota is launching new driverless taxis, but they still will have a driver inside the car.
我看到在2020奥运会上，丰田将推出无人驾驶出租车，但他们仍将有一名司机在车内。
Perfect for anyone who wants their driver to solely focus on forced conversation.
非常适合那些只想让司机专注于强迫谈话的人。
And finally a new study found that White Claw gets you drunk faster than any other drink and leaves less of a hangover.
最后，一项新的研究发现，白爪比其他任何饮料都能让你更快地喝醉，而且不会留下宿醉。
The study was done by a team of researchers known as The Real Housewives. We have a great show.
这项研究是由一个名为“真正的家庭主妇”的研究小组完成的，节目很精彩。
