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Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think, Well, that headline could be much better? Always. I'll show you what I mean.
朋友们，当你看到新闻标题时，有没有感觉标题可以更好？总是这样，我来证明给你看，
It's time for News & Improved. Here we go. News & Improved.
又到了新闻整改时间，新闻整改。
For example, check out this first photo. The original headline was Trump refuses to compromise on border wall.
比如第一张图片，原标题是小特拒绝在边境墙问题上妥协。
That headline can definitely be improved, cause if you only looked at the photo,
标题可以改一下，因为如果你光看图片，
the headline could have been, Local dad demands to know who turned up the thermostat.
标题可以是，爸爸想知道谁升高了恒温器。
Wait. He turned it up. Check out this next photo. The original headline was,
等一下，是他干的，下一张图片是，原标题是
World markets experience slowdown. But if you only looked at the photo,
世界市场感受到了减缓，但如果你光看图片，
the headline could have been, Man finally finds bathroom after drinking three venti cold brews. Wow! Aaaah! Venti!
标题可以是，在喝下三大杯冷萃咖啡以后终于找到了厕所，哦哦哦。
This next headline was Colombia investigates plot against president.
下一个标题是哥伦比亚调查针对总统的阴谋。
Headline could have been, Local man regrets taking UberPOOL. It's like, What's going on?
标题可以变为，一名男子后悔乘坐优步顺风车，咋回事？
I'll save money. This is it? Yeah. Up next, this headline says, Adventurers complete trek across Antarctica.
我是为了省钱，真的吗？下一个标题是探险者完成穿越南极洲的壮举。
The headline could have been, Old Navy employee peeks in your dressing room to see if you need a new size.
标题可以改成，Old Navy服装店员工偷看你的试衣间，看看你是否需要换一个尺寸。
We squeezing everything in there? This next headline was, Trump downplays White House departures.
我们把所有东西都塞在了这里？下一个标题是小特对白宫员工辞职轻描淡写。
Headline could have been, Grandpa refuses to buy sunglasses when squinting is free.
标题可以是，爷爷拒绝购买太阳镜，因为眯眼睛不用花钱。
The next headline was, Justin Trudeau gears up for campaigns. The headline could have been,
下一个标题是贾斯廷·特鲁多为拉票活动做准备，标题可以是
Birthday ruined after dad butchers 'Thank U, Next' in front of daughter's friends at karaoke. It's like...
在卡拉OK上，父亲把歌曲《谢谢下一个》给唱坏了，女儿的生日派对毁了。
The next headline was, Amazon has record-breaking holiday season.
下一个标题是亚马逊的假日季创历史。
Headline could have been, Neighbors starting to think guy in 3B might be dead.
标题可以改成，邻居开始猜测住在三层B的人是否死了。
He's got a lot of packages. All his mail. Piling up here. Funky odor.
他有很多包裹，都是包裹，都堆在这里，臭味熏天。
This next headline was, Nancy Pelosi sworn in as House Speaker.
下一个标题是南溪·佩罗西就职众议院议长。
Headline could have been, Wine-tasting event gets interesting when woman says, 'What if we mixed them all?'
标题可以改成，品酒会变得十分有趣，当一名女性说如果我们把它们混在一起？
Next headline was, Treasury's trading surges. The headline could have been,
下一个标题是财政部的贸易激增，标题或许是
Daughter ordering pizza for whole family screams, 'Does anyone want chicken wings?!
女儿为全家订了披萨，叫嚷到有人想要鸡翅吗？
Dipping sauces?!' Finally, the last headline was, Costco offers 7-pound bucket of Nutella.
蘸酱？最后一个标题是好市多提供7磅重的桶装奈提拉巧克力。
Headline could have been, New Year's resolution already broken. There you go. That was News & Improved, everybody.
标题可以改成，新年决心已经破碎，这就是今天的新闻整改。
