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If you guys wouldn't mind, I thought I'd like to write out some of my weekly thank-you notes right now.
如果大家不介意，我们接下来就是每周的感谢信环节。
Is that cool with you guys? Uh, James, can I get some thank-you-note-writing music, please?
可以吗朋友们？詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？
He's in a great mood, huh? Boy.
他心情不错，恩？小伙子。
Thank you, pumpkin beer, for being a great choice when you really want a beer and there's literally no other beer available.
谢谢南瓜啤酒，想喝啤酒时来杯南瓜啤酒是个不错的选择，因为没有其它酒可以选择了。
Pumpkin beer. Thank you, gift cards. I'll cherish you from the moment I get you right up
南瓜啤酒，谢谢礼品卡，得到你的那天我一定会珍惜你，
until three years from now, when I find you in a drawer, and you're fully expired.
直到三年后，我在抽屉中发现了你，然而你已经早过期了。
I should have went... I should have went to Barnes and Noble.
我应该去，我应该去巴恩斯-诺布尔书店。
Thank you, tying my shoes. Nothing gets me excited to head out the door each morning
谢谢系鞋带，每天早上出门之前最让人兴奋的
like bending over and feeling all my fat parts scrunch together.
莫过于弯下腰，感到所有脂肪都挤压在了一起。
Don't do it. I can't get up again.
别这么做，我起不来了。
Your shoes are untied. I know. I know. Oh, your shoe's untied? Oh, no problem. I got it. I got it.
你的鞋带开了，我知道，你的鞋带开了？没问题，我能解决，我能解决。
I'm not sure what, exactly, happened. Yeah, something bad. It's not good. Something bad. Yeah, it's not good.
我不知道发生了什么，坏事情发生了，不好，一定很不好，不太好。
Thank you, Twizzlers. You're prefect for people who love cherries, but really wish they tasted more like a candle.
谢谢你扭扭糖，你一定是樱桃喜爱者的不二选择，但真的希望它的味道能够再像蜡烛。
Thank you, laminated menus, for letting me see what food your restaurant offers and feel every drink,
谢谢你叠层菜单，你让我知道餐厅的供应美食，也让我感受到你们的饮品，
sauce, syrup, and soup that's ever been spilled on you. What did you do to this menu?
酱汁，糖浆和汤，这些是刚刚洒在你身上的，你对菜单干了什么？
Thank you, hiking. You're the perfect pastime for people who like walking,
谢谢徒步旅行，喜欢走路的朋友一定喜欢你，
but wish it was harder and there were more things in the way. Why?
但希望这种旅行能够更艰难，途中能够有更多事情发生，为啥？
Thank you, Veteran's Day, for being a holiday to celebrate the millions of men and women who have served this country.
谢谢老兵节，这一天庆祝数百万为国效力的士兵们。
You may only come once a year, but we're thankful for veterans every single day.
或许你每年只来一次，但我们每天都在感激这些老兵。
Those are my thank-you notes. Thank you. Thank you very much.
这就是今晚的感谢信环节，非常感谢大家。
