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Alan: Look at you! Did you get a haircut or did your head get stuck in a weed-whacker?
艾伦：看看你！你这是剪了头发，还是脑袋不小心伸进割草机了？
Doris: Look who’s talking. Maybe you should do something different with your hair, like wash it.
桃瑞丝：你好意思说我。也许你也应该捯饬下自己的头发了，比如洗一下。
Alan: Oh, burn. That would have been a nice comeback if it weren’t so dumb. Who taught you your one-liners? A friend? Oh, I forgot. You don’t have any.
艾伦：哎呦，厉害了。如果你的回答不是太蠢的话，还算是个不错的反击。是谁教你的这些俏皮话？朋友吗？哦，差点忘了。你没朋友的。
Doris: I think you’ve confused me with someone else – you!
桃瑞丝：我想你弄混了吧，你才是没朋友的人！
Alan: You couldn’t come up with your own put-down so you had to borrow mine? How humiliating for you.
艾伦：自己没有创意，所以只能套用我的话？真为你感到羞耻。
Doris: Not as humiliating as having to walk around with that face. I have something that’ll improve it: a paper bag!
桃瑞丝：那也比你顶着那张脸出门丢人现眼强。对了，我给你支个招儿：（出门）头上套个纸袋子！
Alan: Oh, clever. I knew better insults when I was six years old.
艾伦：哟，反应挺快嘛。打六岁起，我就知道更恶毒的词汇了。
Doris: You mean the same mental age you are now?
桃瑞丝：你是说，跟你现在的心理年龄一样的年纪吗？
Alan: Give it up. Nobody can one up me in trading insults. Your brain is no match for mine.
艾伦：得了吧。还没有人跟我斗嘴能占上风呢。咱俩的智商不在一个水平。
Doris: You’re right. You’re a person of rare intelligence. You rarely show any!
桃瑞丝：你说的对。你是一个拥有稀有智慧的人。稀有到显露不出来!
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