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Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.
现在可以睁开眼睛了。
Ross: Are we off the bridge?
下桥了吗？
Phoebe: Yes.
下了！
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
自行车上的老太太还活着吗？
Phoebe: Yes, she jumped right back up.
活着！她及时跳开了！
Ross: Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!
天哪！菲比！开慢点！
Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
你到底想不想及时追上瑞秋！
Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab!
想！不过我不想死在你车里！
Phoebe: You should have thought of that before you got in!
上车之前你怎么不想清楚！
Phoebe: Tollbooth.
收费站。
Ross: What?
什么？
Phoebe: Tollbooth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
收费站！四块钱，杂物箱里有零钱。
Phoebe: Hurry!
快点！
Ross: Ok!
好。
Phoebe: Ok.
哦。
Phoebe: Damn, that window is clean. God! Hey!
妈的，窗户怎么这么干净！
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
我们还奇怪拿礼物这么半天还不回来，现在才知道你在干这个。
Joey: Ok, I wanted to surprise you, but, for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
我本想给你们个惊喜的…作为乔迁之礼，送给你们一只小鸡一只小鸭！
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
真的？给我们小鸡小鸭？
Monica: Oh, great! Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.
太好了，家里有婴儿，鸟粪正合适啊！
Joey: Yeah, but, they must've jumped off the table, 'cause now they're gone!
一定是从桌子上跳下去了，现在都不见了啊！
Chandler: Oh, don't worry, we'll find them.
别着急，慢慢找。
Joey: Alright.
好。
Monica: You know, actually, I'm gonna go check on the twins.
我去看孩子去了。
Monica: Oh God! What did I just step on!
啊！我刚才踩着什么了！
Chandler: It's ok, it's just an egg roll.
没事，就是个蛋卷。
Monica: Oh...
哦...
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll!
你竟敢踩着我的蛋卷！
Monica: I'm sorry, I didn't know to look for Chinese food on the floor.
抱歉，谁会想到地上会有中国菜！
Joey: Just put it on a plate and leave.
放到盘子里，然后快走。
Chandler: Ok, let's find these birds.
好了。开始找吧。
Joey: Alright.
好。
Joey: Wait wait. You hear that?
等等！听到了没？
Joey: They're in the table!
在桌子里！
Chandler: Well, that can't be good!
这可不妙了！
Joey: We gotta get them out of there!
必须要取出来！
Chandler: How?
怎么取？
Joey: Oh! Oh! Maybe we can lure them out. You know any birdcalls?
也许能引诱他们出来，你知道鸟怎么叫吗？
Chandler: Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.
当然了，我就是干伐木工的。
Joey: Well uh, maybe we can just tip the table a little.
把桌子一头抬起来点也许管用。
Chandler: Joey, wait! The ball!
乔伊等一下！球还没...
Joey: Oh!
哦！
Joey: Oh God! So what do we do?
现在怎么办！
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe we can open this up somehow.
不清楚…也许边上什么地方能打开吧。
Joey: Okay.
好。
Chandler: No...It's all glued together.
不行啊，都粘上了。
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
也就是说要…撬开？
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe.
不知道…也许吧。
Joey: Oh my God!
天呐！
Chandler: I know! It's...It's the foosball table.
我明白…这可是足球桌啊。
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would've said in thatsci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life: my time machine."
好吧，你知道吗，我们别无选择。就像一部如果我得到角色的科幻电影里面的台词一样。“里面有人！必须要救出来！即使要牺牲我生命中最重要的东西：我的时间机器…”
Chandler: Did that movie ever get made?
这电影拍出来了没？
Joey: It did not.
根本也没拍。
Phoebe: Ross, where're you going?
罗斯，你去哪里？
Ross: Uh to talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
去找瑞秋啊，所以我才坐死亡计程车来的。
Phoebe: What? What're you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
你就直接去登机口？以前没在机场追过人？！
Ross: Uh not since my cop-show got cancelled...
我的警察戏镜头被取消之后就没有过了…
Phoebe: You have to get a ticket to get past security.
必须先买票才能通过安检。
Ross: What? We're never gonna make it!
那就赶不及了啊！
Phoebe: Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!
保持这种气势！快滚过来！
Ross: Ok, if you could all walk slower, that'd be great.
大家再走慢点就好了。
Gate attendant #1: Madame, your passport please?
（法式英语）小姐，看一下您的护照？
Rachel: Oh, my God! I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high school French, but I understood every word you just said!
天呐！我还害怕高中学的法语都忘干净了呢！你刚才说的每个字我都听明白了！
Gate attendant #1: Your boarding pass, please.
看一下您的登机牌。
Rachel: Oh. Sure. Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
哦，当然。妈蛋，找不到。本来在啊…真叫人…
Gate attendant #1: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
小姐，如果您没有…
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, ok, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
我有，我有，我有！哎呀，找不到，不过我清楚记得我的座位号是32C，因为跟我的胸罩大小一样。
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass...
小姐，您必须要有登机牌，否则…
Rachel: Ok, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
知道吗，我要是36D，就没这么多麻烦了！
Ross: Hi, I need a ticket.
您好，我要买一张票。
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
就买一张？我开车这么大老远送你过来 不能看看结局啥样？
Ross: Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.
好吧，两张，我买两张票！
Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.
我们在度蜜月。
Ticket agent: And the destination?
目的地是？
Ross: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
随便，最便宜的吧。
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.
我嫁给你真是太走运了。
Rachel: Oh, shoot. Damn it. Where is it?
啊！倒霉！妈的！哪里去了！
Rachel: Hah! I found it! I found it! Haha, I found it! I told you I would find it! In your face! You're a different person.
啊！找到了，找到了！哈！找到了！早和你说了我有！你是另外一个人了...
Ross: Ok, flight 421 to Paris. I don't see it, do you see it?
421航班，巴黎...找不到，你呢？
Phoebe: No, did we miss it?
我也找不着。错过了？
Ross: No no no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
不可能，20分钟后才起飞的。
Phoebe: Maybe we have the flight-number wrong. God.
航班号错了吧，天呐。
Monica: Hello.
嗨。
Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
嗨，是我，这是罗斯。
Monica: Hey.
嘿。
Ross: What? Hey, hey, listen...
什么？嗨！听着…
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Hey we...listen.
天啊，孩子的声音太可爱了！罗斯你听！
Ross: But Monica? Monica, Monica, Monica, Monica.
但是莫妮卡？莫妮卡，莫妮卡，莫妮卡，莫妮卡。
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
抱歉，他俩刚才还出声来着。
Ross: That's alright. Listen, listen.
没事，听着…
Monica: Oh, wait, wait, wait! Here they go again.
等等！又来了！！
Ross: Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica! Monica?
莫妮卡！莫妮卡！莫妮卡！莫妮卡！莫妮卡？
Monica: Isn't that cute?
可爱吧！
Ross: That is precious! Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
可爱死了！听着！我要瑞秋的航班信息。
Monica: Oh, ok. Alright, it's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
哦，好。421航班，8点40起飞。
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
是啊，就是这个，看板上找不到。
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
这里就是这样写的啊，421航班 8点40起飞，纽瓦克机场。
Ross: What?
什么？
Monica: Newark airport. Why, where are you?
纽瓦克机场。怎么了？你们在哪里？
Ross: JFK.
肯尼迪机场…
Joey: Don't worry, you guys, we're gonna get you out of there.
别着急！会把你们救出来的！
Chandler: And we're also gonna buy you tiny, bird hearing-aids.
然后再给你们买小鸟用的助听器。
Joey: Ok. Here goes.
好，来了。
Chandler: What's the matter?
怎么了？
Joey: I need to say goodbye to the table first.
我要先跟桌子告别。
Chandler: I understand.
我理解。
Joey: Ok. Table, you have given us so many great times. And...and you guys, Jordan, Victor, Joel...All of you guys. What can I say? You guys make us look good. You wanna say anything?
好。桌子！你曾经给予我们太多的欢乐时光。你们大伙…乔丹、维克多，还有乔，你们所有人，我得说是你们让我俩更有形象。你想说什么？
Chandler: I don't know. Except that, for one last time...Good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game, good game.
我不知道说什么…不过，最后一次…干得好…干得好…干得好…干得好…干得好。
Joey: Ok, here we go.
好吧，来，动手。
Joey: I can't do it.
我下不了手。
Chandler: Well, I can't do it either.
我也下不了手啊。
Monica: Hey! Did you find them?
找到没？
Joey: Yeah, they're stuck inside the table!
在桌子里面！
Chandler: And we have to bust it open, but neither of us can do it!
必须要撬开，不过我们俩都下不去手！
Monica: Oh, well sure. This gotta be so hard. I'll do it. Give me!
是啊。太难了。我来吧，给我！
Ross: Phoebe! Wow! No no no no no!
菲比！不要啊！
Phoebe: Wow, I've never gone this fast before.
以前从没开这么快过！！
Ross: Phoebe, forget it, ok? Newark is...is like an hour away. There's no way we're gonna make it in time.
菲比！算了吧！纽瓦克 一个小时才能到根本赶不上。
Phoebe: She's got her cell, you could call her.
她拿着手机呢！打电话！
Ross: I am not doing this over the phone.
我不要在电话上谈。
Phoebe: You don't have any other choice!
你没其他办法了啊！
Rachel: Hello?
喂？
Phoebe: Rachel? Oh, good. Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?
瑞秋？太好了！顺便问一句，你是不是刚上飞机？
Rachel: Yeah.
是啊。
Phoebe: For what it's worth, we would've caught her if we were at the right airport.
如果机场没去错的话。我们能赶上她的。
Ross: Yay.
是。
Phoebe: Rach, hang on.
瑞秋，等一下。
Rachel: Phoebe? Is everything ok?
菲比？你那边不要紧吧？
Phoebe: Actually no. No. You, you have to get off the plane.
啊，事实上，有点事情，你必须下飞机。
Rachel: What? Why?
啊？为什么？
Phoebe: I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left philange.
我有种感觉。飞机有问题，左“弗兰基”有毛病。
Rachel: Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.
亲爱的，飞机肯定没问题的。
Rachel: Alright, look, I have to go. I love you, and I will call you the minute I get to Paris.
马上要起飞了，我爱你，一到巴黎就给你打电话。
Passenger #1: What was that?
你刚才说什么？
Rachel: Oh, that was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane, because she had a feeling that there was something wrong with the left philange.
哦，我的疯朋友。让我下飞机，因为她就是感觉到。飞机左“弗兰基”有毛病。
Passenger #1: Ok, uh, that doesn't sound good.
听起来可不妙吧。
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
不用担心。她老是这样，而且几乎从没对过。
Passenger #1: But she is sometimes.
也就是说她也有对的时候？
Rachel: Well...
啊...
Rachel: Wait, what're you doing?
你要干吗？
Passenger #1: Well, I can't take this plane now.
这飞机我不能坐。
Air stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where're you going?
对不起先生，您去哪里？
Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, ok? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left philange.
我要下飞机。她朋友感觉到飞机左“弗兰基”有毛病。
Rachel: Could I get some peanuts?
请给我拿点花生好吗？
Passenger #2: What's wrong with the plane?
飞机怎么了？
Air stewardess: There's nothing wrong with the plane.
飞机一点异常都没有。
Passenger #1: The left philange!
左“弗兰基”有毛病了。
Air stewardess: There is no philange!
根本就没有什么“弗兰基”！
Passenger #1: Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a philange!
天哪！这飞机连“弗兰基”都没有！
Passenger #2: I'm not flying on it!
我不飞了！
Air stewardess: Ma'am, please sit down!
女士，请您坐好。
Passenger #3: What's going on?
出什么事情了？
Passenger #1: We're all getting off! There is no philange!
我们都下去！飞机上根本就没有“弗兰基”！
Rachel: This is ridiculous! I...
太荒谬了吧，我…
Rachel: Yeah, ok.
啊，随便吧。
Monica: Alright. My job here is done.
好了，工作完成。
Chandler: That was...impressive.
太...令人钦佩了。
Joey: Yeah, you didn't use the tools for most of it!
大部分连工具都没用就弄下来了。
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I'd get back to the babies. See you girls later.
工具只会拖慢我的速度。好啦，我回去看孩子了，你们两个姑娘一会儿见。
Chandler: Sorry about the table, man.
真抱歉，桌子这样了。
Joey: Yeah.
嗯。
Chandler: You gonna buy a new one?
要买新的吗？
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
也许不了…不会了。你走后我估计也不会怎么玩了。
Chandler: Well, at least we got these little guys out.
至少这两个小家伙救出来了。
Joey: Yeah.
是啊。
Chandler: Aww, we were worried about you! Hm. I guess I'd better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh?
我们还担心你们呢，以后要习惯有东西在我手里拉屎的事情了。
Joey: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
我会想你们的，小家伙再养养鸟还真挺不错的。
Chandler: Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you.
这样吧，它们就交给你了。
Joey: What?
什么？
Chandler: Yeah, I mean we got a lot going on right now. And, plus, here they'd have their own room.
嗯，我们现在也忙得要死。而且这里也有它们的房间啊。
Joey: I could get a goose!
还可以再养只鹅！
Chandler: You know, I...I think you're set with the poultry.
我觉得家禽类这两只就够了。
Joey: Thanks man. You hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here! And, and it's good, you know, 'cause uh, 'cause now you have a reason to come visit.
多谢了。听到没有？你们要留在这里啦！而且这样也挺好的。因为…你就有理由多回来看看了。
Chandler: I think there may be another reason.
其实还有一个理由。
Chandler: So uh, awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?
那个…是尴尬的拥抱呢… 还是假酷男握手呢？
Joey: Yeah well you know, lame cool guy handshake.
还是假酷男握手吧。
Gate attendant #2: Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.
女士，我向您保证，飞机没有问题。
Passenger #2: And you fixed the philange?
“弗兰基”也装好啦？
Gate attendant #2: Yes, the philange is fixed. As a matter of fact, we put a whole lot of extra philanges onboard, just in case.
没错，装好了，而且。还又带了一个备用的以防万一。
Ross: Where is she?
她在哪儿？
Phoebe: I don't see her.
看不到。
Ross: Rachel! Rachel Green!
瑞秋！瑞秋格林。
Phoebe: There she is!
她在那里！
Ross: Rachel! Rachel!
瑞秋！瑞秋！
Gate attendant #2: Wow wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
先生，您有登机牌吗？
Ross: No, no, I ju-I just have to talk to someone.
没有，我就是要找里面的一个人说句话…
Gate attendant #2: I'm sorry, you cannot go any further without a boarding pass.
对不起，没有登机牌不能再往前走了。
Ross: No no no, but I, you know...
不，不，不…
Phoebe: RACHEL!
瑞秋！
Rachel: What? Oh my God, what're you...what're you guys doing here?
什么？上帝啊？你们在这里干嘛呢？
Phoebe: Ok, you're on.
轮到你了。
Rachel: What? What? Ross, you're scaring me. What's going on?
怎么了？怎么了罗斯？你吓到我了，出什么事了？
Ross: Ok, the thing is...
嗯…我想说的是...
Rachel: Yeah?
什么。
Ross: Don't go.
不要走。
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: Please, please stay with me. I am so in love with you. Please don't go.
留下来和我在一起，我太爱你了。求求你不要走。
Rachel: Oh my God.
天哪。
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'til now to say it, but I'm...That was stupid, ok? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
我知道，我知道不应该拖到现在才说的，我太笨了，对不起。不过我现在和你说，我爱你。不要上飞机。
Gate attendant #2: Miss? Are you boarding the plane?
小姐？您是否要上飞机？
Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
嘿，嘿，我知道你爱我，我知道。
Gate attendant #2: Miss?
小姐？
Rachel: I...I, I have to get on the plane.
我…我要上飞机。
Ross: No, you don't.
不要，别上飞机。
Rachel: Yes, I do.
我要上。
Ross: No, you don't.
不要，别上飞机。
Rachel: They're waiting for me, Ross. I can't do this right now, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
都等着我呢，罗斯。我现在真的不能这么做，对不起，对不起。
Ross: Rachel...
瑞秋...
Rachel: I'm so sorry.
真的对不起。
Ross: I really thought she'd stay.
我本来以为她会留下的。
Phoebe: I know. I'm sorry.
我知道。我很遗憾。
Monica: Well, that's it. Everything's packed.
那么，就这样了。收拾完毕。
Chandler: This is weird.
啊，感觉有点怪啊。
Monica: I know.
我明白。
Joey: Yeah. Uh, does this mean there's nothing to eat?
嗯啊…也就是说没吃的了？
Monica: I put three lasagnas in your freezer.
我在你冰箱里面放了三盘意大利面。
Joey: I love you!
我爱你！
Phoebe: Hey.
嘿。
Joey: Hey! Did you guys make it in time?
怎样？赶上了吗？
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, he talked to her, but um she got on the plane anyway.
赶上了，他跟她说了，不过她最后还是上了飞机。
Chandler: Where's Ross?
罗斯呢？
Phoebe: He went home. He didn't wanna see anybody.
回家了，他谁也不想见。
Rachel: Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I, wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things and...now I'm just sitting here and thinking, of all the stuff I should've said and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
“罗斯，嗨，是我。我刚回到飞机上。我现在感觉太难受了。我绝不希望我们之间这么就完了。只是…只是我根本没料到你会出现，猛一下子你就来了，还说那些话…我现在坐在这里，静静地想…想我应该说却没有说出口的话。我甚至都没跟你说我也爱你。因为，我真的爱你。我爱你。我爱你。我到底在干什么？我爱你！我要见你，我要下飞机！”
Ross: Oh my God!
天哪！
Rachel: Ok, excuse...excuse me?
“打扰一下！”
Air stewardess: Miss? Please, sit down!
“小姐，请坐下。”
Rachel: No, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, ok? I need just to tell someone that I love him.
“真对不起，我要立刻下飞机！去告诉他我爱他！”
Air stewardess: Miss, I can't let you off the plane.
“小姐，现在不能下飞机。”
Ross: Let her off the plane!
让她下飞机！
Air stewardess: I am afraid you're gonna have to take a seat.
“请您务必坐好。”
Rachel: Oh, please, miss, you don't understand!
“求求你了，你不明白！”
Ross: Try to understand!
试着去明白！
Rachel: Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you can just let me off the...
“拜托了，有没有办法让我能下…”
Ross: No! No! Oh, my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?
不要！上帝啊，到底下没下飞机？到底下没下飞机？！
Rachel: I got off the plane...
我下飞机了…
Ross: You got off the plane.
你下飞机了。
Rachel: I do love you.
我真的爱你。
Ross: I love you too, and I'm never letting you go again.
我也爱你，再也不会让你走了。
Rachel: Ok. 'Cause this is where I wanna be, ok? No more messing around. I don't wanna mess this up again.
我也希望留在这里，再也不要有遗憾。我不想再搞砸了。
Ross: No, me neither, ok? We're...we're done being stupid.
我也不想，我们已经蠢过一次了。
Rachel: Ok. It's you and me, alright? This is it.
只有你和我，好不好，只有你和我。
Ross: This is it. Unless we're on a break...
只有你和我。除非我们是在分手中…
Ross: Don't make jokes now.
现在可不是开玩笑的时候。
Monica: Ok, please be careful with that. It was my grandmother's. Be careful. Thank you.
请小心点，这是我祖母的，请务必小心，多谢。
Monica: If that falls off the truck, it wouldn't be the worst thing.
如果这玩意儿从车上掉下去，也没什么大不了的。
Rachel: I know. It seems smaller somehow.
是啊，看起来好像小了一圈。
Joey: Has it always been purple?
一直都是紫色的？
Chandler: Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a freaking steal!
小家伙们，看看四周吧，这里曾是你们的第一个家。一个幸福的家，充满了爱心与欢笑。更重要的是，租金管制简直就是明抢啊。
Phoebe: Hey, do you realise that at one time or another we all lived in this apartment?
嗨，你们有没有意识到，我们每个人都在这里住过。
Monica: Oh, yeah, that's true.
真的是。
Ross: Uh, I haven't.
啊…我没有。
Monica: Wait a minute. What about that summer during college that you lived with grandma, and you tried to make it as a dancer?
你大学有一年暑假过来和祖母住。然后你想靠跳舞来挣钱…
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
你有没有意识到，这都十年前的事了你还往外挖？
Monica: Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Treeger that we'd leave our keys.
啊亲爱的，我差点忘了。我答应崔格把钥匙留下。
Chandler: Oh, ok.
好。
Phoebe: So I guess this is it.
都结束了。
Joey: Yeah. I guess so.
是啊。嗯…应该是吧。
Monica: This is harder than I thought it would be.
比想象中的还要难啊。
Chandler: Oh, it's gonna be ok.
会好的。
Chandler: Come here.
好了。
Rachel: Well you guys have to go to the new house right away, do you have some time?
你们俩马上要去新房子了，能挤出点时间来吗？
Monica: We got some time.
还有点时间。
Rachel: Ok, should we get some coffee?
去喝杯咖啡怎么样？
Chandler: Sure.
好啊。
Chandler: Where?
在哪？
