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Chandler: Hello? Hello?
你好？你好？
Monica: I love my new job!
我爱死我的新工作了！
Chandler: Honey, you're screaming.
亲爱的，你在吼叫。
Monica: You bet your ass I am! I just had the best first day, ever! The kitchen, twice as big as Allessandro's.
你说的没错，我就是！这工作是有史以来最棒的！那个厨房，比之前的餐厅大两倍……
Chandler: Oh, that's great.
喔，太棒了。
Monica: Yeah, a-a-and clean. Not just health department clean...Monica clean.
说到干净，不只是符合卫生局标准……是莫妮卡式的干净。
Chandler: Awesome.
酷毙了。
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice.
喔，还有同事都很好。
Monica: There's this one guy, Jeffrey, he's the maitre d', Chandler, you will love him.
有一个男的叫杰佛瑞，他是餐厅领班钱德，你会很喜欢他的！
Monica: He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met.
毫无疑问他是我遇过最风趣的男人了！
Mike: This is nice.
这真棒。
Phoebe: I know!
我知道。
Mike: You need both hands for that?
你需要两只手才打得开？
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. Well, how's this?
是啊，应该是要。嗯，那这样呢？
Mike: Are you sure that's sweet enough?
你确定那样够甜吗？
Joey: Aah, look at you two...holding hands...huh is this getting serious?
瞧瞧你们……两个手握着手……是不是开始认真了呢？
Joey: Have you not talked about it yet? Am I making you uncomfortable? If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh? Aaahh
你们有没有谈过了呢？我是不是让你们很不舒服呢？如果你再高壮一点你就会扁我了…… 对不对？
Phoebe: I'm sorry...I'm sorry. It's obviously way too early for us to be...having that conversation.
不好意思。很明显地现在就讨论那种事……对我们而言是太早了。
Mike: Is it?
会吗？
Phoebe: Maybe not, is it?
或许不会，会吗？
Mike: Ok, when I got divorced, I-I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time...
当我离婚后……有一段很长的时间我不认为会对任何人有这种感觉……
Mike:Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you...and...this may be crazy soon, but...I want you to have this...
而且，我也不认为会遇到像你这样的人……这或许太疯狂快速了，但我希望给你这个……
Mike:No, not...that's gum.
不，不是……那是口香糖。
Mike:Ooh, five bucks...I love it when that happens, you know...Think no note's there...
喔，五块钱！我超喜欢这种事发生的，你知道吗？你不知道那里有……
Phoebe: I know. Mike, why don't you keep digging?
我知道，继续挖。
Mike: Oh, sorry.
抱歉。
Phoebe: Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think I'd prefer the five dollars.
是一只钥匙。老实说，我想我宁可要那五块钱。
Mike: It's to my apartment.
我公寓的钥匙。
Phoebe: Oh wow, ooh! Ooh, big step for Phoebe and Mike.
哇！菲比跟麦克两人关系的一大步。
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
我不希望你觉得这样，你也要给我你的钥匙……
Phoebe: Oh no, I want to.
不，我要。
Mike: Oh, thank God.
感谢上帝。
Phoebe: Yeah...ooh...wow...Even started to think I'd never meet someone that, you know, I wanted to...do this with. Here you go.
哇，我本来还在想我应该不会遇到一个人……让我想要这样做的。拿去吧！
Mike: This is cool, huh?
这太酷了。
Phoebe: Really is.
真的是很酷。
Joey: Oh, I know it...It is amazing these little things open doors...huh!
我知道，太惊人了，这些小东西可以把门打开！
Rachel: So I don't go back to work for another four weeks, but we would like our nanny to start right away, so that Emma could get a chance to know her.
我四星期之后才需要回去上班，但是我们希望我们的保姆可以马上上班，那艾玛才有时间熟悉她。
Nanny Candidate: I think that's really smart.
我想这样做是很聪明的。
Nanny Candidate:The easier we can make the transition for her, the better.
我们换手过程越流畅，对她越好。
Rachel: That's great, great. So do you have any questions for us?
太棒了，很好。那你有没有其他的问题想问我们呢？
Nanny Candidate: Not really.
没有。
Rachel: All right. Well thank you so much for coming...
好了，那谢谢你跑这么一趟……
Ross: Thank you.
谢谢。
Rachel: Really nice to meet you...and we'll call you.
很高兴认识你……我们会打电话给你。
Nanny Candidate: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. Do you guys do random drug testing?
喔，等一下。我是有一个问题。你们会不定期对人做毒品测试吗？
Ross: Boy, we uhm...hadn't really thought of that.
天啊，我们还真的没想过这个。
Nanny Candidate: That's cool. But...but if you do, I'm gonna need three days notice.
没关系，但是如果你们要求要做，我需要你们提前三天告诉我。
Rachel: Okidoki! Wow! We're never gonna find a nanny.
好的，没问题！我们永远都找不到保姆了。
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews.
别这样，瑞秋，我保证我们会找到的。我们还有其他的面试情况。
Ross:And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm...the first one we met with.
不可能更糟，我们总是可以重新考虑第一个人选。
Rachel: What, the blonde with no bra?
什么？那个没穿胸罩的金发女郎吗？
Ross: She was blonde?
她的头发是金色的吗？
Ross:Just a sec! Ok, ok. This one's name is Sandy.
等一下！好的，这个叫做珊帝。
Ross:Uh, she's got a degree in early childhood education, uhm...she worked for her last family for three years.
她有幼儿教育学位，她在上个工作的家庭做了三年。
Rachel: Ok...
好……
Sandy: Hi...I'm Sandy.
嗨，我是珊帝。
Ross: And she's a little mannish...
而且她看起来有点男性化……
Phoebe: Oh my God! David!
喔，我的天！大卫！
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
现在会打扰你吗？
Phoebe: No! It's a great time, come in!
不，现在很好！进来吧！
Phoebe:WOW, hi...Oh my gosh! What're you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
哇！嗨！喔，天啊！你在这里做什么呢？你从明斯克回来吗？
David: Well, just for a couple of days, uhm...I'm-I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we spent all their money and uhm...accomplished uhm...nothing.
只回来几天，我是回来跟提供基金的人解释……为什么我们花光了所有他们给的钱……什么都没有做出是件正常的事。
Phoebe: Who cares, it got you here.
谁在乎呢？反正你回来了。
David: Well, it-it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and-and the guy said where to? and I just...gave him your address, I...I...I didn't even think about it.
我回到纽约，然后在机场叫了部计程车，司机问我要去哪？我想都没想就给了他你的地址。
Phoebe: Wow. Where is your luggage?
你的行李呢？
David: Damn it!
该死！
Phoebe: A-All right, well...I'll-I'll call the cab company.
好了，我来打电话给计程车公司。
David: Wa...wa...wait! We can...call them later. Can you just...just stand there f-f-for a moment?
我们可以等一下再打。你可以先站在那边一下子吗？
David: Boy! There's an old Russian expression, uhm...it goes: Schto ya ztez vigul...ui! Roughly translated that means uhm...Th-this thing that I'm looking at: wow!
天啊！有一句俄罗斯老谚语是这样的：Schto ya ztez vigul... ui！大略的翻译就是：美艳不可方物！”
Phoebe: Thank you! God, no! You should see me when...Oh actually, no, I look pretty good.
谢谢你！你应该看看当我…… 事实上，不用，我看起来挺不错的。
David: Are...are you kidding?
你在开玩笑吗？
David:You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and then you start thinking well, come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but...well, you are.
你知道的，当很久没有见到一个人，你会在脑海中建立起这个人的影像 然后开始想：“少来了，别发神经了，没有人是那样美的，”但是，嗯，你真的就是那样美。
David:Well, so, uhm...well, are you seeing...anyone?
那么，你现在有在跟谁交往吗？
Phoebe: No...
没有……
Phoebe: I'm...I'm just...I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
我是最糟糕的人！我怎么可以不告诉大卫我跟麦克在一起呢？
Monica: Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
或许他没有给你机会说。
Phoebe: He said: Are you seeing someone? And I said no...
他问我有没有跟谁交往，而我说没有……
Monica: Oh, well...That'd been your window.
喔，那本来是你可以澄清的机会的。
Phoebe: Yeah! I mean, I don't know. I was just, I was looking, I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking: Oh my God! It's David. David's here. He's just, he's so irresistible.
我真的不知道，我看着他的双眼……然后只能想：我的天！是大卫，大卫在这里。他真是令人无法抗拒。
Monica: Really? Th-the scientist guy?
真的吗？那个科学家？
Phoebe: Really? Chandler?
真的吗？钱德？
Monica: Continue...
继续说……
Phoebe: Oh. Ok, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
然后越来越糟糕……因为我答应他明晚跟他见面。
Monica: Phoebe!
菲比！
Phoebe: I know! Evil! And...and...and...I like Mike so much, you know. It's just going really well. Oh my God!
我知道！邪恶的女人！我真的好喜欢麦克，你知道吗？发展得真的很顺利。我的天！
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
大卫出现在你跟麦克交换钥匙的同一天……这真是很讽刺。
Phoebe: Uhuh...Yeah! You know. And given my life long search for irony, you could imagine how happy I am.
是啊，而且你知道我一辈子都在找寻讽刺的事……你可以想像的到我有多开心！
Monica: What're you gonna do?
你要怎么办呢？
Phoebe: I-I mean I guess, I just have to...tell David that nothing can happen between us.
我想我只能……告诉大卫我们之间是不可能的。
Phoebe:Unless I don't...You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
除非我不用告诉他……你知道的，复杂的道德情况……是没有错或对。
Monica: You have to tell David!
你必须要告诉大卫。
Phoebe: Ok, I knew I should have had this conversation with Joey.
我就知道我应该去问乔伊才对。
Chandler: Funniest guy she's ever met! I'm funny, right...? What'd you know, you're a door...You just like knock-knock jokes...Save it for inside!
她遇过最风趣的男人……我很风趣，不是吗？你知道个什么？你只是一道门……你就像是“敲敲门”笑话……等到里面再发挥。
Monica: Heeeeeey! Chandler: Hey! Phoebe: Hey!
嘿！嘿！嘿！
Chandler: So...Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state.
奥克拉荷马真是疯狂。他们把那里称为早到者之州。
Chandler:Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state.
事实上，我还真希望可以早点离开到其它的州！
Chandler:And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle?
而且奥克拉荷马为什么有个平底锅柄呢？
Chandler:Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming.
其它的州可以有像那样的东西吗？嘿，我是从怀俄明州的腰部来的。
Chandler:But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
但是当我七岁的时候，我们就搬到胯下部了。
Monica: Was your cabin pressurised?
你的机舱是不是压力太大？
Chandler: And don't get me started on the way that people from Tulsa talk.
而且不要让我开始告诉你们土尔沙人说话的方式。
Phoebe: Ok.
好的。
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just...two words just...pushed together...
“你全”到底是个什么字呢？只不过是“你们”跟“全部”加在一起……
Chandler:Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there?
我们可以那样做吗？因为如果可以，还有很多字可以这样玩。
Chandler:You know, your-your new poodle could be your noodle.
你的“新狮子狗” 可以变成你的“新狮”。
Chandler:And fried chicken? Could be frickin.
“油炸鸡块”可以变成“炸块”服务生？
Chandler:Waiter, waiter, 'scuse me, I'll have the frickin? See, that's...that's funny with the frickin, right?
服务生，不好意思 我想要点“炸块”！瞧，“炸块”，很好笑吧？
Monica: No, it's reminded me of something this guy did today at work.
不，只是让我想起今天工作时有个人讲的笑话。
Monica:I-I told you about that funny guy, Jeffrey, right?
我有跟你提过一个风趣的人叫做杰佛瑞，对吗？
Chandler: Yeah, he came up...
是啊，你提过……
Monica: Ok. Well, he did this bit...You probably had to be there, but it was uh, Laizah Minelli locked in our freezer, eating a raw chicken.
嗯，他做了一件事……你应该要在现场才感受的到……莉莎明妮莉被锁在冰箱里面吃生鸡肉。
Chandler: Were you there?
你在现场吗？
Phoebe: No, but it sounds like it was frickin funny...
没有，但是听起来非常（与炸块同字）好笑……
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person.
我真的可以理解要把孩子交付给另一个人是很困难的事。
Sandy:I mean, it's like leaving behind a piece of your heart...
我是说，这就像把心上的一块肉割下……
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
珊帝，这正是如此……
Ross: Are you gay?
你是同性恋吗？
Rachel: I'm sorry, that's our Ross. He's just Mr. Shoot Straight From The Hip.
我很抱歉，这就是我们的罗斯。他总是直言不讳。
Sandy: It's ok. I get that a lot doing what I do. But I am straight. I'm-I'm engaged actually.
没关系，我的工作常引来误会。但我不是同性恋，事实上我已经订婚。
Rachel: Oh!
喔！
Sandy: Her name is Deliah.
她的名字叫做狄莉亚。
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
真是好名字。
Ross: So you're-you're just like a...guy who's a nanny?
所以你只是一个当保姆的男人？
Sandy: I realise how it's...a bit unorthodox for some people, but, I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.
我知道这对一些人来说是很颠覆传统的，但我真的相信照顾小孩是一辈子当中……最令人感到满足的事。
Ross: Ok.
好的。
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old.
就像我上一个工作……我在丹尼尔三星期大的时候就认识他。
Sandy:And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person...
然后我看着他成长变成一个很棒的人……
Sandy:When I left, I said: I'll see you soon...
当我离开的时候，我说：“希望很快再见到你”……
Sandy:And he said to me: Skdandy...That was his name for me...I'll see you every day...right in...
然后他说“珊卡丹帝”……那是他给我的名字……“我每天都会看到你在……”
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap.
是啊，小孩子尽是会说些鬼话。
Rachel: Oh God, she must...she must need her diaper changed.
喔，天啊，她一定是需要换尿布了。
Sandy: Oh, oh, I-I can do it for her, if you want...
我可以帮你处理，如果你要的话……
Rachel: Oh, that would be great!
太棒了！
Sandy: Uh, Just so you know, these dinosaur toys, aren't really age-appropriate.
顺便跟你说一下，那些恐龙玩具可能不适合她的年龄。
Ross: They're mine.
那些是我的。
Sandy: Oh. Also not, age-appropriate.
同样也是不适龄。
Rachel: I love him, I love him, I love him...
我爱他，我爱他，我爱他！
Ross: Oh, come on, Rachel, he's a guy!
别这样，瑞秋，他是个男人！
Rachel: So He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.
那又如何？他很聪明，资历又符合。给我一个理由为什么我们不能试用他。
Ross: Because, it's weird!
因为这实在太奇怪了！
Rachel: Why?
为什么？
Rachel:Wow, I never looked at it that way.
哇，我从来都没有那样想过。
Ross: Wh-what kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I mean it's like i-if a woman wanted to be...
男人做那种工作像话吗？保姆？我是说，那就像一个女人想要成为……
Rachel: Yes?
什么？
Ross: King?
国王？
Sandy: I uh...I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma.
我希望你不介意，我在艾玛身上用了我自制的乳液。
Sandy:It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up.
那是混合金盏花跟蜂蜜的乳液。对红疹是立即见效的。
Sandy:Plus...it keeps the hands young...
而且，使双手保持年轻……
Rachel: Yes! Sandy you're hired.
是的！珊帝，你被录取了！
Sandy: That's great! I'm sorry. It's just...such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
太棒了！不好意思。只是被欢迎加入一个新家庭是一件很令人感动的事……
Rachel: Oooh...God, come here.
喔，天啊，过来这里。
Ross: You gotta be at least bi...
你至少也是双性恋……
Chandler: Hey!
嘿！
Chandler:I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
我需要你帮忙让我讲笑话……当莫妮卡在的时候，问我消防车怎样。
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm-I'm not so good with remembering lines.
我不知道，钱德，我不是很会记台词的。
Chandler: Well, thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it.
感谢上帝你不是靠记台词吃饭的。
Joey: I know, right? Wh...Wh...Why are we doing this?
我知道，棒吧？我们为什么要这样做呢？
Chandler: Monica says that her maitre d' is the funniest guy she's ever met.
莫妮卡说他们餐厅的领班是她遇过最风趣的男人。
Joey: Seriously? She actually said that?
真的吗？她真的那样说？
Chandler: Yes! Am I crazy to be this upset?
是的，我这样不爽很疯狂吗？
Joey: No! Being funny's your thing!
不！风趣是你的专利！
Chandler: Yeah!
是啊！
Joey: Without that, you just got "lame with women". Chandler: Ye....
没有了它，你还有什么吸引女人的！耶……
Monica: Hi! There you are.
嗨！你们都在。
Joey: Fire trucks!
消防车！
David: Hi.
嗨。
Phoebe: Hi.
嗨。
David: Oh, I-I-I brought you this from Minsk. Um, You-you're not going to believe this, uh, this is lemon-flavored vodka.
我从明斯克带回来这个给你，你不会相信的，这是柠檬口味的伏特加。
Phoebe: Wow. we-uh-we actually, uhm, we-we have this here.
是吗？事实上这里也有。
David: I traded four pairs of Levi's for that.
我用四条牛仔裤换来的。
Phoebe: Thanks, thanks anyway.
谢谢你。
David: Wow, you-you look even...more beautiful than you did yesterday.
哇，你看起来比昨天更美丽。
Phoebe: Oof...
唔……
David: In fact, ehm...I'm going to kiss you now.
事实上，我现在要亲你。
Phoebe: Oh, wait, wait!
喔，等等！
David: Yeah, I-I don't, I can't get away with stuff like that. I-I-It sounded sexy in my head, so I...
我就是没有办法……在我脑海中听起来很性感，所以我……
Phoebe: No, no, it's-it's not that.
不，不，不是那件事。
Phoebe:Uhm...Remember when you asked me if I was seeing someone and I said no?
你记得当你问我有没有跟谁交往而我告诉你没有吗？
Phoebe:Well, uhm...I am. His...his name is Mike.
事实上我有，他叫做麦克。
David: Oh...oh...
喔……哦……
Phoebe: Yeah, I should've told you.
我应该早点告诉你的。
David: No...well, yeah.
不用……嗯，你应该要的。
Phoebe: I'm sorry, I-I wanted to tell you. But you know, then I just got lost in your eyes...and I-I just forgot all about...
我很抱歉，我想告诉你。但是我又沉醉在你的眼神中……然后我就完全忘了……
David: Mike?
麦克？
Phoebe: Right, yes, uhuh. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
是的，没错。我很抱歉，我很抱歉。
David: Well, it's-it's ok, it's ok. I-I-I understand...Well, so...well, are you happy with this guy?
没关系，我可以理解……那你跟这个人在一起快乐吗？
Phoebe: I am happy.
我是很快乐。
David: Damn it!
该死！
David:I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy...But only with me.
我很抱歉，我不是那个意思。我要你过得快乐……但是只能跟我。
David:No, that-that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him! Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do...I'm sorry. Uhm, I...I think I should probably uhm...go...
不，那并不公平。管他的，抛弃他吧！我不是那个意思，是的，我是……我很抱歉。我想我应该离开了……
Phoebe: Uh...but David, just...I just want you to know that...that...you know...telling you this...is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do.
但是，大卫，我只想要你知道……跟你坦白是我做过最困难的事。
David: Well...just so you know...hearing it wasn't exactly a Vladnik carnival either...Can we at least hug goodbye?
嗯，让你知道一下……听到这件事也不是像在过嘉年华……我们至少可以拥抱道别吧？
Phoebe: Of course, yeah. You know, a-a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...
当然，可以，你知道的，在脸颊上亲一下应该不会是太不适当……
David: No...no...Phoebe: I mean...
不……不……我是说……
David: In Minsk...Phoebe: Yeah?
在明斯克…… 怎样呢？
David: it's uhm...it's-it's two on each cheek and uhm...and one on the lips.
是在两边各亲两下……还有一下亲在唇上。
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk...In New York...it's...
嗯，好吧，如果那是明斯克的习俗。在纽约，是……
Rachel: Oh...Oh boy...Hi...
喔，天啊……嗨……
Ross: Is everything all right?
一切都还好吧？
Rachel: Oh yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Sandy was just...was just telling me about how he proposed to his fiancée and it was just so beautiful.
喔，是的，很好，很好。珊帝只是在告诉我他是如何跟他未婚妻求婚的……实在是太梦幻了。
Sandy: Well, her favourite flower is the camellia. From the poem...
她最喜欢的花是山茶花。从那首诗……
Rachel: I can't...I can't hear it again.
我没办法再听一次。
Sandy: You know, I can't tell it again...
我也没办法再说一次……
