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Joey: Hey!
嗨！
Chandler: Hey!
嗨！
Monica: Hey!
嗨！
Joey: What're you guys doing up?
你们在干什么？
Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
我们想填完字谜再去睡觉，你知道一个六个字母的单词表示红色的是什么吗？
Joey: Dark red.
深红色。（两个词并且是七个字母）
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the dots in here for you later. Hey, how about maroon?
应该不是，不过你待会可以玩连点题。（4-8岁小孩玩的游戏）褐红色呢？
Monica: Yes, you are so smart!
没错，你好聪明！
Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute!
你们好可爱喔！
Monica: I know.
我知道。
Joey: All right, I'll see you in the morning.
好，明天早上见。
Chandler & Monica: Ok.
好。
Dream Monica: You know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!
我最喜欢跟你填字谜了！
Dream Joey: Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed. Now let's finish this and go to bed.
我也是。赶快填完去睡觉。
Dream Monica: Ok! There's only one left, three letter word, not dog but...
好！只剩一个，三个字母的单词，不是小狗，是……
Dream Joey: Cat.
猫咪。
Dream Monica: Yes! You are so smart! I love you. I love you.
没错，你好聪明！我爱你。
Dream Joey: I love you too.
我也爱你。
Rachel: Uhh, we-we still need a tip.
还差小费。
Phoebe: All right. Hold on. I got it. Nickel! How much more do we need?
好，等等。有了……5分钱，还差多少？
Rachel: A couple of bucks.
一两块钱。
Phoebe: Ok, dime! You guys should probably keep talking, this could take a while. Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! Oh my God, this is a police badge!
10分钱！你们继续聊，我要花一点时间。等等，你们看！天哪，这是警徽！
Chandler: Oh that's so cool! Why would a cop come in here though? They don't serve donuts.
真酷，但警察来这里干嘛？这里又不卖甜甜圈。
Chandler: You know what actually, could you discover the badge again? I think I can come up with something better than that.
你能不能重来一次，我可以说个更好笑的。
Rachel: Phoebe, I bet somebody's missing that badge.
一定有人正在找那个警徽。
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back.
没错，我应该送回去。
Phoebe: Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy's been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year!
我去警察局。还可以看看十大通缉犯名单。我朋友丽西一直是排名第11的，今年也许会轮到她！
Joey: Hey, you guys!
大家好！
All: Hey!
嗨乔伊。
Joey: Hey. That uh, that's my sweatshirt?
那是我的衣服吗？
Monica: Oh yes, it is. I'm sorry I borrowed it, I was cold. I-I hope it's ok?
没错，对不起，我有点冷。没关系吧？
Joey: Well uh, it's just that uh, you know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends you know, and I'm not him.
你应该穿你男朋友的衣服，我又不是你的男朋友。
Monica: I'm sorry, I'll-I'll give it back to you.
对不起，我现在就还你。
Joey: No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Monica!
不要了，上面会沾满莫妮卡的味道。
Monica: Are you saying I smell bad?
你是说我很臭吗？
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. I'm sorry.
不是，你有一股青草香。对不起。
Monica: What's with him?
他是怎么了？
Chandler: Oh, you know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
乔伊上次去青草地，他妈妈被猎人射杀了。
Ross: Hey.
嗨！
Phoebe: Hey, look-look what I found. It's a police badge.
你看，我找到一个警徽！
Ross: Oh, what's that doing here? I don't see any doughnuts. Cops and donuts. Come on. Ohh ok, alright if Chandler had said it you'd be all on the floor.
怎么会？我又没看到甜甜圈，警察和甜甜圈啊。如果是钱德说的，你们就会笑翻了。
Chandler: Cops, doughnuts? Me?
警察、甜甜圈、我？
Ross: Yeah, I still don't know. I'm sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "Kids welcome here." But that also says, "Come here to me!"
我还是不确定。抱歉，我想买到理想的沙发，我希望这张沙发能让人觉得“小朋友，欢迎你”。同时也能让人觉得“来我身边吧”。
Rachel: What? ! You say that to kids? !
什么？你对小朋友说那种话？
Ross: No! No! No! The "Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies.
不是，“来我身边吧”是对女士说的。
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch. It's not a magic couch.
这是张好沙发，但不是神奇沙发。
The Salesman: Uh you picked a great couch.
你的选择很正确。
Ross: Yeah?
是吗？
The Salesman: Yeah. Could you just sign right here please?
没错，请在这里签个名。
Ross: Oh, sure. Whoa-whoa, what's-uh? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
没问题。这是……运费几乎跟价格一样贵！
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!
太荒谬了，他家离这里才三条街！
Ross: Yeah, you know what? I'll take it myself, thank you! All right Rach, come on, let's go!
算了，我自己搬就好，谢谢！瑞秋，来吧。
Rachel: Yeah!
好。
Rachel: Are you kidding?
开什么玩笑？
Ross: Oh, come on, it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
才三条街，又不是很重，抬抬看，快！
Rachel: Oh! Oh I can do it!
哦，我可以！
Ross: Yeah!
好！
The Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
你们会很喜欢这张沙发的。
Ross: Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together.
我们不是一对。
The Salesman: Ohh, ok. Something didn't quite add up there.
好，难怪我觉得怪怪的。
Rachel: Ross!
罗斯！
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
这话是什么意思？
Rachel: Ross!
罗斯！
The Salesman: Well, you, her, I mean, she's very...you know. And you're like...you know.
你，她，她很……你知道，而你却……你知道。
Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
虽然与你无关，但我们确实交往过。
The Salesman: Really? You two?
真的？你们两个？
Ross: Yeah! Rach?
对，瑞秋？
Rachel: Come on, I don't really wanna be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch.
我现在不想讲这个，我抬着一张很重的沙发。
Ross: Then tell him quickly.
那就赶快告诉他。
Rachel: Fine! We went out.
好，我们交往过。
Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!
不只交往过，还做过298次！
Rachel: Ross! Oh my- Ugh! You kept a count? ! You are such A loser!
罗斯！我实在……你居然有在算？你真没用！
Ross: A loser you did it with 298 times!
再没用你也做了298次！
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?
打扰一下小姐？
The Smoking Woman: Yes?
怎么了？
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
你不能在树上摁香烟！
The Smoking Woman: Yeah I can, it worked real well.
我可以，很方便。
Phoebe: No but you shouldn't! So don't ever do that again.
你不该这么做，别再这么做了。
The Smoking Woman: I won't! Till I have my next cigarette.
我不会了…… 抽下一根烟之前不会。
Phoebe: Hold it! N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!
站住，纽约警察，别动！小阿飞！
The Smoking Woman: What? !
什么？
Phoebe: Yeah that's right you are so busted. Uh Book 'em.
没错，你被活逮了。把她带走！
The Smoking Woman: Who're you talking to?
你在跟谁说话？
Phoebe: Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
别挣扎了！不想在笼子里过夜，就跟那棵树道歉。
The Smoking Woman: I am not going to apologize to a tree!
我才不跟一棵树道歉。
Phoebe: You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup.
赶快道歉，否则我要叫人了。
Phoebe: Backup! Backup!
来人啊，来人啊！
The Smoking Woman: I-I'm sorry! Sorry.
对不起，对不起！
Phoebe: Ok, cancel backup! Cancel backup!
别来了，别来了！
Ross: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was, uh an elevator in here?
罗斯，你不是说有电梯？
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Ok, here we go.
我是有说，但其实没有，来吧。
Rachel: Oh, then wait. Don't you think we should maybe rethink the whole hiring movers thing?
你要不要找个搬运工。
Ross: No way! They're a rip-off! And-and you know what else? They check out your stuff and come back later and steal it. It's true. I saw it on Dateline.
才不要，他们会敲竹杠！而且他们会先看准东西，再回来偷。是真的，我在日线报导上看过。
Rachel: Oh, I love Dateline. You know, Jane Pauley is the one woman I would kiss. I don't know, there's justsomething about her.
我好喜欢日线报导，珍宝莉是我唯一想亲的女人，我不知道。
Ross: Rach, can we concentrate?
瑞秋，专心一点好吗？
Rachel: Yeah, fine. Listened to your dumb story.
好，只有你能讲。
Ross: Ok, go left. Left! Left!
往左，左，左……
Rachel: Ok, you know what? There is no more left, left!
已经没有左了！
Ross: Oh ok, lift it straight up over your head! Straight up over your head! You can do it! You can do it! Ok. You got it?
好，抬高到你的头上，你行的，你行的！没问题吧？很好！
Rachel: Yeah. Oh God.
好的，天哪。
Ross: Good-good-good.
好好好。
Rachel: Oh-oh!
噢噢！
Ross: Yeah, you got it right? You got it right? You got it?
没问题吧？没问题吧？没问……
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
你觉得放在那里好看吗？
Phoebe: So this guy was all And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. It was just so cool!
这家伙还不服气，我就说我是布菲，重案组的。真是酷毙了！
Monica: Phoebe, you were supposed to take that back!
菲比，你应该拿去还的！
Phoebe: I know, but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
我知道，但行善的感觉好棒。
Chandler: Ok, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.
但假扮警察很严重，你会被捉。
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power.
你现在就会被捉！我得拿去还，我被权力冲昏头了。
Phoebe: Hey.
嗨！
Joey: Hey! Oh.
嗨，噢。
Chandler: Hi Joe.
嗨，乔伊。
Joey: Yeah, I didn't know you guys were gonna be here.
我不知道你们会在。
Monica: Hey Joey, do me a favor sweetie, taste this.
乔伊，你尝尝看。
Joey: What? ! Why? !
什么？为什么？
Chandler: It's ok Joe. She's a trained chef.
放心，她是专业厨师。
Joey: Uh, actually I was uh looking for Phoebe.
其实我要找菲比。
Chandler: Well, y-y-you just missed her.
你刚跟她擦身而过。
Joey: Oh was that her?
那是她吗？
Chandler: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Joey: Oh, I gotta go.
我去追她。
Monica: Joey, wait a minute. Wait. What is going on with you?
乔伊，等等，你是怎么了？
Joey: Nothing!
没事啊！
Chandler: Oh come on! You've been acting strange all day!
拜托，你一整天都怪怪的！
Joey: All right! There is something. I uh, kinda had a dream, but I don't wanna talk about it.
好吧，是有一件事，我做了一个梦……但我不想谈。
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that? I kinda have a dream! Yeah I-I don't wanna talk about it.
马丁·路德·金也这么说的话就麻烦了！我有一个梦……但是我不想谈。
Joey: Well, it involved Monica.
跟莫妮卡有关。
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing? ! Oh, that is so cool! I can't tell you how many times I've dream about a girl that he was seeing.
你梦到我在交往的女孩？真酷，我不知梦见他的女朋友多少次。
Chandler: Anyway we're talking about your dream. I love you. Your dream?
总之我们在谈你的梦，我爱你……你的梦？
Joey: Look, don't worry, there wasn't any sex in it or anything. I haven't dream about her like that since Ifound out about you two-ish.
放心，没有任何性意味。自从发现你们的事，我就不对她做那种梦了。
Monica: What was the dream about?
那你梦到什么？
Joey: Well, ok. You were my girlfriend and we, were doing the crossword puzzle. You know like you guys were doing last night.
好吧，你是我的女朋友，我们在填字谜，就像你们昨晚那样。
Joey: So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
就这样，我爱上莫妮卡了，我会搬走。
Monica: Wait, Joey! Chandler! That doesn't mean that-that you're in love with me!
乔伊等等，那并不代表你爱我！
Joey: It-it doesn't?
不是吗？
Chandler: No. No, it can mean anything. Like uh, yeah all of a sudden you're jealous that I become the apartment stud.
它可能有很多涵义，例如……你突然眼红我成为这里的猛男。
Joey: Kinda sounds like your dream dude.
听起来比较像你的梦。
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and, and you know we were being close and stuff and then, I mean you just wanna have that with someone too.
或是你看到我和钱德很亲密，你也想跟别人拥有这种关系。
Joey: Well, in the dream I did enjoy the closeness.
我在梦里的确很享受那种亲密。
Monica: Um-hmm.
嗯哼。
Joey: Well if that's what it was, that'd be great. I wouldn't have to move.
如果是这样就太好了，我就不必搬走了。
Chandler: Ok, look-look, are you attracted to Monica? Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?
你对莫妮卡着迷吗，此时此刻，你对莫妮卡有兴趣吗？
Joey: Not really.
其实没有。
Chandler: Well there you have it!
这就对了。
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! But that's good, that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
是啊，我穿得这么随便！但那是好事，你不是爱我，你只是想交个女朋友。
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. You know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend!
我觉得不是交女朋友的问题。我可以找个女朋友。
Joey: Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crossword puzzles, but you know are we ever gonna have you knowthe closeness like-like you guys have?
我们可以坐在那里填字谜，但我们会拥有你们那种亲密吗？
Chandler: Well you know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
莫妮卡和我是从朋友做起，也许关键在这里。
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
先做朋友？有意思。
Monica: You become friends after?
你们是事后成为朋友吗？
Joey: No, never done that either.
不，从来没有过。
