A: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?
B: I don't know, she said she was tired of me not manning up and being more independent, which I think is all a bunch of crap.
A: Well, you still live with your parents, so she does have a point.
B: What do you mean? Lots of people live with their parents, especially when rent is so expensive and the slump in the economy.
A: Yeah, but you are almost forty! Plus, you make good money so there is really no excuse. It's simply because you are a momma's boy.
B: Whatever dude, I have everything I need, why would I move out! Have a great roof over my head, my mom does my laundry and cooks for me, what else could a guy ask for!
A: Let's agree to disagree.