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Thank you for shopping at Valley Forge Automotive.
感谢您光临福吉谷汽车公司
Has anyone helped you out yet?
有人为您服务了吗?
Whoa. You're a big guy.
哇你个子真大啊
Like in a good way? Yeah.
这是夸我吗？对
Hell yeah. Quick too?
肯定的 也很快吗？
Not too quick. No?
不那么快 是吗？
It's gonna be a good day.
今天会是美好的一天
I'm gonna have about five or six brewskis.
我要喝五六瓶啤酒
Five or six?! Seven or eight. Good call.
五六瓶？七八瓶 说得好
You'll black out!
你会昏过去的
Probably gonna black out at work.
工作的时候可能会晕过去
Shane… Two or three brewskis.
肖恩 两三瓶
Fine. Two or three…
好 两三瓶
Deal. Six.
成交 六瓶
You guys make it impossible for me to manage this place.
你们让我没法管理这个地方
You showed up late for work almost every single day.
你几乎每天上班都迟到
Copy that.
收到
You poop in the customers' bathroom.
你在顾客的浴室里便便
And you use up all your vacation days.
还有你 用完了所有假期
And I still looked the other way the day after that Insane Clown Posse concert.
疯狂小丑乐队演唱会结束后的第二天 我还是睁一只眼闭一只眼
I couldn't get the fucking makeup off.
这个烂妆卸不掉
Okay.
好
These numbers are dog shit, pal.
这些数字都是狗屎 伙计
When's the last time you sold anything?
你上次卖出东西是什么时候?
Are we closing? Is our shop shutting down?
关门了吗?我们的店要关门了吗?
If there was a time to start caring, it's now, my man.
如果想安慰别人 那就趁现在 兄弟
You wanna watch me peel out? Yeah. Absolutely.
你要看着我离开吗?嗯 对
We are in a bit of a pickle.
我们现在有点为难
You want me to fix it? I can help you.
你要我帮你修吗?我可以帮你
That feels like a trap.
感觉像个陷阱
I'm gonna take care of this.
我来处理这件事
Why did you just do that with your eyebrows?
你眉毛刚才是啥意思?
Do what?
咋了？
Look, I'mma be straight with you.
听着 我跟你直说吧
We're the dumbest fucking guys on earth.
我们是世界上最蠢的家伙
Maybe I shouldn't have fucked around so much in high school.
也许我高中的时候不该到处乱搞
Maybe I should chill on the drinking. Maybe the whole party is over.
也许我该戒酒了也许整个派对都结束了
But fuck that.
但是去他的
We can sit in here and sulk in the dark,
我们可以坐在这里 在黑暗中生闷气
or we can crawl our asses out into the sun and sell some fucking tires.
或者爬到太阳底下去卖些该死的轮胎
Aw. That's really nice.
哦那可太好了
What are you gonna do, suck his dick?
你想怎样 给他口交吗?
All right. A little heads-up though, guy.
好 提醒你一下 伙计
It's gonna take 45 fucking minutes. Okay, fuck off.
他妈的要花45分钟够了 滚开
You look good.
靓女啊
Dude, you're, like, way older than us.
老兄 你比我们老多了
You're old enough to be our dad.
你已经老到可以当我们的爸爸了
Pretty hot when you put it like that, isn't it?
你这么一说还挺辣的 不是吗?
No. No.
不 一点都不
Valley Forge Auto. This is Will. How can I help?
福吉谷汽车公司我是威尔我能帮什么忙?
Uh-oh. Stop.
额哦 闭嘴
911, what's your-- -No!
911 有什么--别
