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Trump wore a mask publicly for the first time.
小特第一次在公众面前戴口罩了。
It seems like a lot of guys are having a hard time wearing masks because they feel like it makes them look weak.
很多人都很难戴上口罩，因为他们觉得戴口罩让他们弱爆了。
Well, I saw a commercial that will help those guys out. Check it out.
嗯嗯，我看了一则广告，可以帮助一下这些人，看看。
Are you a big strong man worried wearing a face mask will make you look like a little girl in pigtails?!
你是否担心戴口罩会让你这个大男人看上去像一个扎着辫子的小女孩？！
Well, worry no more! Hi. I'm Lee Durango, the owner of Masculine Man Masks, the number-one mask store for tough guys and badass men, as well!
嗯嗯，不用担心了，嗨，我是李·杜兰戈，是“男子汉口罩”的拥有者，我们的商店是硬汉和野蛮人选口罩的首选。
My masks have all sorts of manly designs... like Predator fangs.. a barbed-wire fence around an ATV dealership...
我们的口罩有很多男人色彩的设计，比如印有捕食者尖牙的口罩，还有用铁网环绕的沙滩车经销店...
and a Rottweiler shredding on an electric guitar!
还有罗威纳犬啃咬一把电吉他的口罩！
My masks will make you feel like a beef-eating man, not a pretty little princess in her castle singing to her cartoon birds!
我的口罩会让你像一个吃牛排的男人，而不是城堡里冲着卡通鸟唱歌的小公主。
But what if you wanna look like you're not wearing a mask at all?!
但如果让你看起来你好似没戴口罩呢？！
Well, I got you, brother! I also sell masks that look like the bottom part of your mouth.
嗯嗯，我理解你兄弟！我们还销售看上去像嘴巴底部的口罩。
And let's just say there's some pretty tough-guy stuff going on with that mouth of yours!
比如说你的嘴里含着一些男人应该含的东西！
Like holding a toothpick... those chin piercings the lead singers of '90s new-metal bands had...
比如含着一根牙签，比如下巴穿孔，这可是90年代新金属乐队主唱才会弄的玩意...
and lips stained with award-winning barbecue sauce from scorching-hot ribs that you ate over the sink!
嘴唇上粘着获奖烧烤酱，酱汁来自你在水池上吃的辣味排骨。
My prices at Masculine Man Masks blow the competitors out of the water!
“男子汉口罩”的价格绝对比其他竞争对手便宜。
And just look at the kind of junk those wimps are selling over at Macho Mouth Mufflers.
看看那些蠢货竞争者售卖的“男子汉嘴巴消音器”就知道了。
Abs on your chest, not your face! T-This is so confusing. That's why we sell masks... With a jacked mouth!
腹肌在你的胸膛，不在你的脸上，这样很让人困惑，这就是为什么我们销售口罩，开怀大笑的嘴巴！
So come on...to Masculine Man Masks. Because covering the bottom half of your face doesn't have to make you look like a big sissy with a shellfish allergy!
所以来“男子汉口罩”买口罩吧，因为遮住你嘴巴底部不会让你看上去很娘，不会让你觉得你对海鲜过敏。
Masculine Man Masks is located next to Charlie's Chain Wallet Emporium and Burly Biff's Bacon Barn and Bait Box in the city's Disturbing Dude District.
“男子汉口罩”商店位于查理连锁钱包商场、伯利·比夫的培根仓和饵料盒的旁边，区域是令人不安的都德区。
Oh, my goodness. I want one of those. Those jacked...Those jacked mouths.
老天啊，我喜欢那个，那个开怀大笑嘴巴。
