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Now, John, I'm sure you get asked this a lot, but can you give us any spoilers from The Rise of Skywalker?
好吧，约翰，我知道你已经被问过很多次了，但你能给我们任何《星球大战：天行者崛起》的剧透吗？
I'm in enough trouble so, no, I'm going to keep my mouth shut. Fair enough. Fair enough.
我已经有很多麻烦了，我肯定会闭嘴的，很正常，很正常。
Maybe we could at least give some spoilers of things that definitely won't be in The Rise of Skywalker.
或许我们至少给大家一些剧透，虽然它不会出现在《星球大战：天行者崛起》中。
I can do that. All right. It's time for Things You Won't Hear in Star Wars. Things You Won't Hear in Star Wars.
我可以做这个，好吧，下面是“你不会在星球大战中听到的台词”时间，你不会在星球大战中听到的台词。
You won't hear Darth Vader say, Luke, I'm your daddy.
你不会听到达斯·维达说卢克，我是你爸爸。
You won't hear Obi-Wan Kenobi say, Dang it, I forgot to wear Spanx under my robe today. Hashtag Jedi fail!
你不会听到欧比旺·肯诺比说靠，我今天忘了在斗篷里面配Spanx内衣了，#绝地武士失败！
You won't hear Yoda say, Just saw Dobby from Harry Potter on Tinder. Mmm! Did I? Right swipe, I will.
你不会听到尤达说，在Tinder交友应用上看到了哈利波特里面的多比，嗯，真的吗？我同意。
You won't hear Finn say, The only reason I switched sides was because I saw the Can you hear me now? guy switch from Verizon to Sprint, so...
你不会听到芬说，我转变阵营的唯一原因是，因为我看到“你能听到我吗”先生从威瑞森电信换到了Sprint公司，所以...
You won't hear Luke Skywalker say, I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
你不会听到卢克·天行者说格雷格，我有乳头，能给我挤点奶吗？
You won't hear C3PO say, Okay, boomer. You won't hear Supreme Leader Snoke say,
你不会听到斯瑞皮欧说，好吧，老年人，你不会听到最高领袖斯努克说，
I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that Sith.
我刚刚做了DNA测试，结果证明我是100%西斯。
You won't hear Boba Fett say, I like hunting for the Millennium Falcon, but I love hunting for Black Friday deals at Kohl's.
你不会听到波巴·费特说，我喜欢狩猎千年鹰，但我更喜欢科尔士百货公司黑色星期五的打折。
You won't hear Rey say, BB-8, you still need to, Ven...wait. That's some American stuff. Venmo?
你不会听到雷说，BB-8机器人，你依然需要，等一下，这是美国东西吧，Venmo移动支付？
Wait, let me take it again. Yeah. You won't hear Rey say, BB-8, you still need to Venmo me for our Uber. Your round, bitch.
等一下，让我再说一遍，好吧，你不会听到雷说，BB-8机器人，你依然需要Venmo移动支付来支付优步，该你了傻子。
And finally, you won't hear Kylo Ren say, You think Baby Yoda is cute? Well, check out Hot Yoda.
最后，你不会听到凯洛·伦说，你认为婴儿尤达可爱？好吧，来看看火热版尤达。
I can't wait to not hear all those things in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker.
我等不及听所有与《星球大战：天行者崛起》有关的事情。
My thanks to John Boyega! Stick around. We'll be right back with more of The Tonight Show, everyone.
感谢约翰·波耶加，不要走开，今夜秀节目马上回来。
