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Makes me want to screen grab.
“我想截屏”节目。
Now these are some weird, funny things that you guys have found on the Internet or other places and then sent in to us.
下面是一些大家在网上或是其它地方找的搞怪有趣的事情，然后发给了我们。
This first screen grab was sent in by Michael Batts in Orlando, Florida.
第一个截屏的发送者是佛州奥兰多的迈克尔·贝茨。
He was watching TV and spotted this Macy's ad. One day sale, Friday and Saturday.
他当时在看电视，看到了梅西百货的广告，说一天大促销，周五和周六。
More of a two day sale. A two day sale. But I'm not saying....Hey. I want to say... no, I'm not saying anything. One day sale. No, one, two.
更像是两天促销，一个两天促销，但我没有说，我其实想说，不，我啥也没说，一天促销，不是，是两天。
This next screen grab was sent in by Rina Bozeman in Corvallis, Oregon.
下一个截图是来自俄勒冈州科瓦利斯市的丽娜·波兹曼。
She was looking up a law firm and saw this. They practice family law, personal injury, business and corporate, and Doug.
当时她在找寻一个法律公司，却看到了这个，他们擅长婚姻家庭法，人身伤害，商业以及企业法，以及Doug。
Got to be a real handful, that Doug. Oh, he is. Trust me.
业务一定很多，这个Doug.，没错，相信我。
This next screen grab was sent in by Pat Henkel in Grafton, Wisconsin.
下一个截图是威斯康星州格拉夫顿市的派特·汉克尔发来的。
It's a driving alert that he spotted on Facebook. It says, Fallen tree just ahead in two right lanes.
这是一个驾驶警告，是他在脸书上看到的，上面说前方右边两条车道有倒塌树木。
Oh, you think?! Uh, you think? Wait, what? Let me look up at that sign.
真的吗？你真的这么认为？等一下，啥？让我看看那个标语。
This next one was sent in by Brian Nussbaum in Montreal. He was trying to find something for his kid to watch on Netflix and spotted this.
下一个是蒙特利尔的布莱恩·努斯鲍姆发的，他试图在Netflix上找一些东西让孩子看，但却发现了这个。
It's Clifford the Big Red Dog. He knows a lot about divorce, dating, and sex after 45. And he won't spare the gory details. Oh.
动画片是《大红狗克里弗》，他45岁后知道很多关于离婚、约会以及性问题，而且他还透露了许多血腥的细节，哦哦。
I guess we'll watch 'Sesame Street.' Clifford? This next one was sent in by Kimberly Brown in Tupelo, Mississippi.
我猜想我们会看《芝麻街》，克里弗？下一个是来自密西西比涂普雷的金伯利·布朗发来的。
It is an ad that she spotted online for a sleeping mask. 3-D blackout sleep mask. Oh, great, apparently you can wear it while you're driving a car!
这是一则广告，当时她在网上找寻眼罩发现的，3D眼罩，不错，显然你可以在开车时戴上。
It's one of those automated vehicles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's that fallen tree. Oh, yeah, exactly.
肯定是自动汽车，没错没错，那是倒塌的树，没错，没错。
This next one was sent in by Tamara Ruiz in Kansas City. She was ordering some food online.
下一个是堪萨斯的塔玛拉·露易兹发来的，她在网上定了餐。
Let's see what she was getting. Oh, a big buttito. 8.75. Oh. Wow. Good price. I love it. I like big buttitos. I love buttitos. And I cannot lie.
来看看她看到了什么，一个大的“饼玉”（原意为墨西哥玉米煎饼），价钱不错，我很喜欢“饼玉”，我很喜欢，我没法说谎。
I cannot lie, yeah. The other people can deny. Yeah. We're down to our last one here. it was sent in by Robert Perry in Oregon.
我没法说谎，没错，其他人或许会说谎，下面是最后一个，是俄勒冈州的罗伯特·佩里发来的。
He was shopping online and spotted a great Walmart deal. Let's see what he found.
他在网上购物，发现了沃尔玛的优惠不错，来看看他发现了什么。
Free two day shipping and in-store pickup on an Israeli tank. There you go.
两天免邮，且在一辆以色列坦克中到店自取，好了。
You can get it right there. That's all the time we have for screen grabs.
就这么多，这就是今天的所有截屏。
If you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us atscreengrabs@tonightshow.com. We might put it on the show.
如果你也有有趣的截屏，请给我们发电邮到screengrabs@tonightshow.com，我们或许会放到节目中。
