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And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys. Here we go. This first one is from @victoria_pike.
来和大家分享一些我最喜欢的妈妈语录，来看看第一个，来自@维多利亚派克。
She said yesterday my mom ordered a Tai Chi Latte from Starbucks.
她说昨天妈妈在星巴克点了一杯太极拿铁。
Close. Chai tea. Use the energy. Yeah, she used the energy. Coffee pours itself. Yeah. You're clean. Very slowly.
很接近了，印度奶茶，利用能量，她用能量，咖啡撒满身，咖啡印记会慢慢消去。
This one's from @its_LJ. She says when my mum would drive us kids around,
这个来自@its_LJ，她说当妈妈开车带我们出去时，
she would break really hard to make us lean forward and then say bow to mom.
她会猛刹车，我们的身体往前倾，她如是说向我鞠躬。
Yeah. Bow to Mom. This one's from @Simpovski. She says my mum made up her own saying in the 90s:
向妈妈鞠躬，这个来自@Simpovski，她说妈妈在90年代就发明了自己的语录，
talk to the palm, cause you ain't the mom.
对手掌说话，因为你不是妈妈。
Yeah! Pretty good. Oh, this is, this is funny. This one's from @BethRob325. She says my mum calls Disneyland the big D.
不错，哦这个有意思，这个来自@BethRob325，她说我妈妈管迪士尼叫作大写字母D。
Whoa! Hey-oh! E-ticket. Yeah. Wow. The Big D? In some places, it's a small world. There you go. Oy!
哦哦哦，大写D？这个世界可真小，没错。
This one is from @JulesRead1. She says one night my mom told us we were having roast bork for dinner.
这个来自@JulesRead1，她说一天晚上我妈妈告诉我们说，今晚我们吃roast bork。
We asked her what that was, she said well, I'm defrosting something from the freezer and I can't tell if it's beef or pork yet.
当我们问她这是什么时，她说我还在化冰柜里的东西，现在还不知道是牛肉还是猪肉。
That's so my mom. Yeah. That is hilarious. Everything wrapped in aluminum foil. I don't know what it is.
这是我老妈，太可乐了，所有的东西都用锡箔纸包着，我也不知道是什么。
No date. Nope. This one's from @devholla14. She says one time I called my mom bro and she goes,
也没有日期，没有，这个来自@devholla14，她说一次我叫妈妈兄弟，她如是说，
I'm not your bro or your hoe, I'm your mo.
我不是你兄弟，或者你的锄头，我是你的老妈。
This one's from @Brennen_Hancock. He says my mom told me she and the lady across the street were friends with benefits.
这个来自@布伦南_汉考克，他说我妈妈告诉我说，她和对面街道的女士是“朋友加利益”的关系。
I asked her what that meant, and she said you know, we get each other's mail when they're out of town and stuff.
我问这是什么意思，她说每次他们出城或是缺少食物时，我们会收到对方的电邮。
Oh. Okay. Okay. Then they went to Disneyland. Took a long trip to Disneyland.
好吧，好吧，之后他们去迪士尼乐园了，这是一段漫长的旅程。
This last one's from @hoorayplatypus. She sa... Hooray, platypus! I love platypus, right?
最后一个来自@鸭嘴兽万岁，鸭嘴兽！我喜欢鸭嘴兽。
Hooray, platypus. Hooray! Yeah. She says my mom couldn't find the movie she wanted on Netflix.
鸭嘴兽万岁，没错，她说妈妈没法在Netflix上找到她想看的电影。
Oh well, someone else is probably watching it. I'll try again tomorrow.
其他人可能在看，我明天再试试。
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