Hey I'm Alex Farnham and this is animalist news!
嘿,我是艾利克斯·法纳姆,这里是动物王国!
With the amazing Spiderman II coming out soon I've decided to find out more about amazing the spiderman.
超炫的《蜘蛛侠II》即将上映,我也决定再挖掘出些关于超凡蜘蛛侠的故事。
Now there are a few things that set the amazing spiderman apart from the amazing spiderman.
现在这里有几件事情,是超凡蜘蛛侠与《蜘蛛侠II》完全不同的地方。
We all know spiders don't swing around the city from building to building
我们都知道蜘蛛不会在城市里悠来悠去,从一栋建筑悠到另一栋上。
but spiders do sometimes use their silk to travel from one place to another.
但蜘蛛有时的确会借助它们的丝,从一个处悠到另一处。
The other times they jump far up to 50 times their own body length as a matter of fact.
实际上有时他们一跳,最远能跳出自己身长的50倍。
Now spider silk is said to be stronger than steel so if you did have that superpower swinging around would be a breeze.
据说蛛丝比钢铁还结实,所以如果你真的有那种超能力,那么你就能像微风一样在世界各地飘来晃去。
See what I did there?
看我在那做了什么?
If humans could produce crazy strong spider silk out of their body it would be awesome.
如果人类能从它们身上生产超强蜘蛛丝,那真是太棒了。
but if you're familiar with the comics you know that not even spider man himself was capable of doing so.
但如果你熟悉那套漫画(故事),你就知道即便蜘蛛侠自己也做不到。

As for climbing around on walls a spiders grip is so strong that they can hold about 170 times their own body weight.
至于在墙壁上攀爬,蜘蛛的抓握非常有力,这种力量可以支持约170倍于自己身体的重量。
So that’s like if spider man saved 170 people falling from a building by holding on to them at the same time all the while clinging to the side of a building.
那么,这就像是170个人从一座建筑物上摔下来,而蜘蛛侠紧紧抓住他们,将他们同时救起,并挂在一栋建筑物外墙上。
Spiders feet are covered in hairs or setae to be more exact and on those hairs even smaller hairs branch out called setules,
蜘蛛脚上覆满了毛或更确切地说是刚毛,在那些毛上,产生了更小的分支,就是刺毛,
and there are over half a million of them on each hair.
每根毛上的刺毛数量都能达到50万根以上。
So all those little hairs create electrons which causes hotspots of attraction with molecules thus the powerful stickiness.
那么所有的小刺毛都会产生电子,形成吸引分子的热点,从而产生强大的吸附力。
As far as looks go if a real spiderman existed he wouldn't look like this handsome fellow right here.
就外观而言,如果蜘蛛侠真的存在,他绝不会像影片中那么英俊潇洒。
He'd have 8 eyes be covered in hair shoot webs out of his bottom instead of his wrists,
他八只眼睛全部被毛覆盖着,而且蛛丝是从他屁股上射出来的,而不是他的手腕上,
and most likely wouldn't have a penis because it would of fallen off when mating with Gwen.
而且他很可能不会有阴茎,因为和格温做爱时,他会从空中跌下来。
Opps scratch that 90% of spiders are homosexual.
哦,90%的蜘蛛都是同性恋。