There's nothing to tell. It's just some guy I work with.
没什么好八卦的 一个同事而已
Come on. You're going out with the guy.
拜托 都和你约会了
There's gotta be something wrong with him.
他一定是有什么毛病
So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
他是驼背吗 还是驼背加戴假发
Wait, does he eat chalk?
慢着 他吃粉笔吗
Just cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl. Oh!
我不想莫妮卡 重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙
Okay, everybody relax.
你们都阳光点好吗
This is not even a date.
这根本不算是约会
It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.
只是一起吃个饭 没上床
Sounds like a date to me.
听着像是我的约会