See, relationships are hard. But in order for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page. Both people have to have the same focus…and the focus is all about her，is all about her! Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say,” Fuck you. Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans, fuck everything you thought this life was gonna bring you. Now let’s go out there and try and make this bitch happy.”
没错，男女交往是个难题，如果一段感情要成功男女双方必须有共识，双方焦点要一致。大家都知道那个共识是什么，焦点是什么。 感情要成功，双方焦点就要相同。那么焦点是什么? 那个焦点就是女生！焦点都得在她身上！女生老早就知道这一点了，她们可是在等你跟进呢！男士们，你们一早醒来，应该对着镜中的自己说"去你的！去你的希望，去你的梦想，去你的计划。跟你对人生的所有期望都说再见吧！现在，你只要想办法取悦那个女生就够了！”

Yes. It’s all about her, fellas. Say yes to everything. Everything. Everything you can afford, say yes to. Just say yes. Before she even gets it out of her fucking mouth. “Honey, can…” Yes. “Honey, I…” Yes. Just get a stamp. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
没错！所有焦点都在她身上。面对一切，你都得说好，一切，只要你付得起就说“好“。说“好“就对了，根本不用等她说完。“亲爱的，我想...”“好““亲爱的，我能...”“好”“亲爱的，那个...”“好”……干脆去弄个印章，好！好！好！好！好！好！好！好！

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