读者文摘:生活中的段子分享

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When people hear that my husband and I just celebrated our 60th wedding anniversary,
在人们得知我和丈夫刚刚庆祝了我们的结婚60周年纪念日后，

In response, my husband will smile sweetly, nod my way, and explain, "We both love me."
作为回应，我的丈夫会亲切地笑着，朝我点点头，然后解释说：“我们两个都爱我。”

The nurse asked the usual questions, including if she had an STD. "No," said the teen. "We have a Toyota."
护士问了常规的问题，包括问她是否有性传播疾病（雷诺的一款车型）。她女儿说：“没有，我们有一辆丰田。”

One day, my physician father treated himself to a plate of raw oysters and offered to share them with me.
有一天，身为医生的父亲搞了一盘生蚝，并且主动提出要和我分享。

Just as I was about to dig in, he picked up an oyster, examined it, and commented, "They remind me of infected tonsils."
正当我要吃的时候，他拿起一个生蚝，检查了一番，说道：“它们让我想起了受感染的扁桃体。”

And that's the story of how he ended up eating the entire plate of oysters himself.
这就是他如何自己吃完整盘生蚝的故事。

I accidentally threw away my four-year-old's favorite candy wrapper. Please keep us both in your thoughts during this difficult time.
我不小心把我四岁孩子最喜欢的糖纸扔掉了。在这困难的时刻，请把我们都放在你的心里。

My 11-year-old takes his homework seriously. One question required him to write a sentence using the word version.
我11岁的儿子写作业很认真。其中一个问题要求他用“version”这个词写一个句子。

I held a garage sale with my little blond cairn terrier for company. Soon came the first customer.
我和我的金发凯恩狗进行了一次车库拍卖。很快，第一位顾客来了。

Eventually he found something that interested him. "Excuse me," he said. "How much for the dog?"
最后他找到了令他感兴趣的东西。“打扰一下，”他说。“这只狗多少钱？”

After my 91-year-old mother finished having her hair cut and shaped, the stylist announced, "There, now you look ten years younger."
在我91岁的母亲剪好头发后，发型师对她说：“瞧，你现在看起来年轻了10岁。”

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1.pick up 捡起

He picked his cap up from the floor and stuck it back on his head...
他从地板上拾起帽子，重新戴在头上,H].2S]ZUMxbl!P;js。

2.end up到头来

If you don't know what you want, you might end up getting something you don't want...
如果你不知道自己想要什么，到头来你可能得非所愿0L8S6dErb.*],v@。

3.throw away扔掉

I'm not advising you to throw away your makeup or forget about your appearance.
我不是建议你扔掉化妆品，或者不修边幅wB)cbBKnWr+UKldU&ks]。

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unimpressed	[,ʌnim'prest]	想一想再看 adj. 无印记的（没有印象的）；未受感动的
celebrated	['selibreitid]	想一想再看 adj. 著名的，声誉卓著的动词celebrate的过	联想记忆 X 单词celebrated 联想记忆： cerebr脑，有头脑－知名的，celebrate（v 赞扬）：被赞扬的－知名的
appearance	[ə'piərəns]	想一想再看 n. 外表，外貌，出现，出场，露面	联想记忆 X 单词appearance 联想记忆： appear出现+ance表名词，“性质，状况”→出现；外表
response	[ri'spɔns]	想一想再看 n. 回答，响应，反应，答复 n. [宗	联想记忆 X 单词response 联想记忆： re回+spond承诺→承诺回去;respond的名词→回答；答应
inevitably	[in'evitəbli]	想一想再看 adv. 不可避免地
oyster	['ɔistə]	想一想再看 n. 牡蛎
announced	[ə'naunst]	想一想再看宣布的
physician	[fi'ziʃən]	想一想再看 n. 内科医生
candy	['kændi]	想一想再看 n. 糖果 vt. 用糖煮，使结晶为砂糖
eventually	[i'ventjuəli]	想一想再看 adv. 终于，最后