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Phoebe: Hey!
嗨！
Rachel: Hi Pheebs! What's going on?
嗨， 菲比！ 怎么了？
Phoebe: Are you moving out?
你要搬出去吗？
Rachel: No, I'm getting ready for the weekend.
不，我在为周末出行做准备。
Phoebe: Are your weekends longer than two days?
你的周末不止两天？
Rachel: No, these aren't all my suitcases. This one's Paolo's.
不，这不全都是我的行李， 这个是保罗的。
Phoebe: Um, Rachel, can we talk for a second?
瑞秋，我们能谈一下吗？
Rachel: Well, sure, just a second though, cause Paolo's on his way over.
当然，不过就一会，因为保罗正在赶来的路上。
Phoebe: Oh! Ok, um, ok, um......
噢！好的，好吧。
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...
哦，菲比。
Phoebe: Ok, um, we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me. One, my friends are the most important thing in my life. Two, I never lie. And three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.
好， 我们认识的时间还不长，额， 你应该了解关于我的三件事情。第一，我的朋友是我生命中最重要的部分。第二，我从不说谎。第三，我做的燕麦葡萄干曲奇是世界上最好吃的。
Rachel: Ok, thanks Pheebs. Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before!
谢谢你， 菲比。天啊， 太好吃了，为什么我从来没吃过！
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.
我不经常做是因为我觉得这对其它的饼干不公平。
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal rasin cookie I've ever had.
好吧， 你说的对，这是我吃过的最好燕麦葡萄干曲奇。
Phoebe: Which proves that I never lie. Rachel: I guess you don't.
这也就证明了我从来不说谎。我想是的。
Phoebe: Paolo made a pass at me.
保罗调戏了我。
Chandler: So, what do you think? Ross: I think it's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.
好了，你们觉得怎么样。我想这是我见过的最漂亮的桌子。
Chandler: I know!
我就知道。
Monica: So how does this work, you gonna balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
那么怎么用它呢，你得把餐盘平衡在这些小人头上吗？
Joey: Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!
管他呢， 我们会接着水槽吃饭！ 来吧， 玩一局！
Monica: Heads up Ross! Score! You suck!
罗斯让开！ 得分！ 你们真笨！
Phoebe: Are you okay? Rachel: I need some milk.
你没事吧？我需要点牛奶。
Phoebe: Ok, I've got milk. Here you go.
好的， 我有牛奶。给你......
Phoebe: Better?
好些了吗？
Rachel: No.
没有。
Rachel: Oh, I feel so stupid! Oh, I think about the other day with you guys... you know and I was all "Oh, Paolo, he's so great, he makes me feel so..." Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed!
哦， 我真太蠢了！ 啊， 我回想起来那天跟你们在一起......我还满嘴的 "哦，保罗，他真好，他让我感觉超棒"，简直太丢脸了。
Phoebe: I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!
我才觉得丢脸呢， 他调戏的是我。
Rachel: Phoebe, I unleashed him on you. If I had never met him, this wouldn't never happen to you.
菲比，是我的错，如果我没遇到他，也不会发生这种事情。
Rachel and Phoebe: I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!
对不起！不，是我对不起你！不不，是我对不起你！
Phoebe: Oh, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
等等， 我们有什么可道歉的？
Rachel: I don't know......right, he's the pig! Phoebe: Such a pig! Oh, God, he's such a pig, he's like a big disgusting pig......pig man!
不知道......对， 他才是猪！真是个猪！哦， 我的天， 他真是头猪。他就像一个......恶心的， 猪人！
Phoebe: Yes, good! Ok...
对， 骂的好。
Rachel: Oh, but he was my pig man......how did I not see this?
噢， 但他是我的猪人...... 为什么我没看出来？
Phoebe: Oh! I know!
噢！我知道。
Because...he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you...
是因为， 他太帅了，太迷人了，当他看着你的时候......
Rachel: Ok, Ok, Pheebs.
菲比，可以了。
Phoebe: Oh, the end.
不说了。
Rachel: Oh, God.
噢，苍天。
Phoebe: Should I not have told you?
我应该瞒着你吗？
Rachel: No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know.
不，不，相信我，告诉我是对的。
Rachel: Uh, I just liked it better before. It was better.
只是我更喜欢以前那样，更美好的时候。
Phoebe: I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...
我觉得她的状态不错，保罗现在就在那边，所以......
Monica: We should get over there and see if she's okay. Just one...second!
我们应该过去看看她有没有事，等一下......结束！
Ross: Score!
得分！
Monica: Score!
赢了！
Ross: Game! Nice!
结束！太棒了！
Monica: Come on, Pheebs.
走吧，菲比。
Ross: Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
嗯， 看起来我们打得你们丢盔卸甲。
Joey: No, no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standingthere team.
不， 不， 她打得我们丢盔卸甲， 你可以去参加奥林匹克的"旁观者"之队了。
Ross: Come on, two on one.
再来，2对1。
Chandler: What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!
你还在这干什么？ 她刚和那个男的分手，该你趁虚而入啦！
Ross: What, now?
什么， 现在？
Joey: Yes, now is when you swoop! You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you.
是的， 现在正是时候！ 你得确保罗离开后，你是瑞秋见到的第一个男人。
Joey: She's gotta know that you're everything he's not. You're like the antiPaolo.
要让她知道你是那么的好， 而他一无是处！ 你就像反面保罗的典范！
Chandler: My Catholic friend is right. She's distraught. You're there for her. You pick up the pieces and then you usher in "The Age of Ross".
我这位天主教朋友说的对，她现在心烦意乱，你就在那陪伴她，帮她承担所有烦恼， 然后你就走向了罗斯时代！
Rachel: See this? See?
看这个？看？
Paolo: Hold it! Ascolta!
停住！
Ross: How's it going?
怎么样了？
Monica: Don't stare. Now she just finished throwing his clothes off the balcony, now there's just a lot of gesturing and armwaving.
别盯那看，她刚把他的衣服从阳台上扔下去，现在他们在那比划各种手势。
Monica: Ok, that is either," How could you? " or " Enormous breasts! "
那个手势要么是，"你怎么能这样？" 或是，"超大的胸脯！"。
Monica: Here he comes.
他过来了！
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say goodbye.
嗯， 我， 我过来......说声再见。
Phoebe: Oh, ok byebye.
噢， 行了， 走吧。
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
保罗，我非常厌恶你对瑞秋做的事，但我还有五份千层面没处理掉，在烤箱里烤到奶酪冒泡就行了。
Ross: Paolo, I, I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say...
保罗， 我只想代表大家向你说一句......
Phoebe: Oh, just look at her.
噢， 看她多伤心。
Ross: Oh you guys, I, I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed.
伙计们， 我认为最好只派我们中的一个过去， 这样她就不会感到太不知所措......
Ross: And I really think it should be me.
而且我觉的那个人应该是我。
Ross: You all right? Rachel: Oh, I've been better. I don't believe this. I wasn't supposed to care about this guy.
你还好吧？哦， 我好点了。我无法相信这些，我真没有必要在意这个家伙。
Rachel: You know, it's just supposed to be this big, fun ltalian thing.
他本来应该算是交往过的大个子搞笑意大利人。
Rachel: And then someday I could look back on it and say, "That was a big, fun ltalian thing.
也许有一天我回头想想，会说 "那个搞笑的大个子意大利家伙"。
Rachel: It wasn't supposed to feel like this when it was over.
当一切都结束的时候不应该是这种感觉。
Ross: Come here. Listen, you deserve so much better than him.
过来，听着，他远远配不。
Ross: You know, I mean, you......you should be with a guy who knows what he has when he has you.
我的意思是，你应该找一个能明白拥有你是多么幸福的人。
Ross: What? Rachel: I am so sick of guys.
怎么了？ 我讨厌死男人了。
Rachel: I don't wanna look at another guy, I don't wanna think about another guy. I don't even want to be near another guy.
我都不想看见男人， 我也不想考虑别的男人。我甚至不想靠近任何一个男人。
Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great!
哦， 罗斯， 你真好。
Monica: Hey honey, are you all right? Phoebe: Are you ok?
嘿， 亲爱的， 你还好吧？ 你没事吧？
Rachel: Medium, any cookies left? Phoebe: Yep!
一般吧，还有饼干吗？ 有！
Ross: See, Rach, uh, see, I don't think that swearing off guys altogether is the answer.
瑞秋，你看，我认为你不应该把所有男人拒之门外。
Ross: I really don't. I think what you need is to develop a more sophisticated screening process.
我真不这么想。我认为你只不过需要建立一个更精确的筛选方式。
Rachel: No. I just need to be by myself for a while, you know.
不了， 我只想先单身一段时间，知道吗。
Rachel: I just got to figure out what I want.
我得先弄明白我想要什么样的。
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, see, because not...not all guys out there are going to be a Paolo.
哦，不， 不， 你看，因为不是所有男人都会像保罗那样。
Rachel: No, I know, I know, and I'm sure your little boy is not going to grow up to be one.
是的，我知道，我敢保证你的小儿子不会变成那样。
Ross: What?
什么？
Rachel: What?
什么？
Ross: I'm, I'm having a boy?
我，我要，我要有个儿子了？
Rachel: Uh......no, no, no, in fact, you're not having a boy.
额，不， 不， 不是， 实际上， 不是儿子。
Ross: What, I'm having, I'm having a boy! Huh, am I having a boy?
我有， 我有儿子了！ 嗯？ 嗯？我要有儿子了吗？
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy!
是的， 你要有儿子了！
Ross: I'm having a boy! Oh, I'm having a boy!
我有儿子了！ 噢， 我要有儿子了！
Joey and Chandler: What is it?
怎么了？
Ross: I'm having a boy! I'm having a boy!
我要有儿子了！ 我要有儿子了！
Joey and Chandler: We already knew that!
我们早知道了！
Ross: I'm having a son...
我要有儿子了......
Monica: Yes! And that would be a shutdown!
好！这样一局又闭幕了。
Joey and Chandler: Shutout! !
闭嘴吧！！
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
你们去哪？ 来呀， 再来一局！
Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!
现在是凌晨2:30！
Chandler: Yeah, get out!
对，出去！
Monica: You guys are always hanging out in my apartment! Come on, I'll only use my left hand. Come on, wussies!
你们还经常去我那待着呢！来吧， 这把我只用左手。来吧， 软蛋！
Monica: All right! Okay! I gotta go! I'm going. And l'm gone.
知道了，好吧，我得走了，我走了，我真的走了。
Chandler: One more game?
再来一局？
Joey: Oh yeah!
哦，当然！
