The Looney Bin
疯人院
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
一天晚上,在疯人院里,一个病人说:“我是拿破仑!”另一个说:“你怎么知道?”
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
第一个人说:“上帝对我说的!”
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
一会儿,一个声音从另一个房间传来:“我没说!”