A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
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一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车,一个女人相向驾车而来。
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
他们相遇时,那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到:“猪!!”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!"
那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道:“女巫!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时,撞上了路中间的一头猪。
If only men would listen.
要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。


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