上班就是化妆一小时，补妆一小时，保养一小时，

打电话一小时，回电话一小时，冥想一小时。

One hour for making up,one hour for redoing the make-up,

one hour for doing my facial,one hour for making calls,

one hour for answering calls, and another hour for daydreaming.

That's how I spend a workday.

上班就是老板需要我给他足够的理由开会，

我需要老板给我足够的理由开溜。

Bosses need me to find him enough reasons for having meetings,

and I need him to give me enough reasons to slope away.

That's how I spend a workday.

上班就是一天可以做不完一件事，

却不可以不喝完一杯咖啡。

You don't need to finish a thing in a whole day,

but you should have enough time for a cup of coffee。

That's how I spend a workday.

这就是我们的上班生活。

That's our job.