I was going to be a doctor.
我将要成为一名医生。
What happened to your plans?
你的计划怎么了?
I got a D in college chemistry.
我在大学化学考试中得了D。
Well, a D is better than an F.
好吧,D要好于F。
A tutor helped me get the D!
一个助教帮我拿到了D!
So, you didn't become a doctor.
所以,你不会成为一名医生。
And now I'm glad that I didn't.
现在我很高兴我不会成为医生。
Why's that?
为什么?
A hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
医院是世界上最危险的地方。
Oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.
噢,是的,因为那些致命的细菌。
If you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.
如果你是一名聪明的医生,你会远离医院。
Yes, the smart doctors are those TV news doctors-no hospitals, no patients.
是的,明智的医生是那些电视新闻里的医生--没有医院,没有病患。
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