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Three things. Reggie, can i get a number? One, Number one.
说三件事儿 雷吉 给我一个数字 第一
Here is a surprisingly British story involving the recently protest in the united states.
有一个令人惊讶的英国故事 它涉及美国最近的抗议活动
It all started earlier this week after somebody from the united kingdom tweeted that
这一切都开始于本周早些时候 一个英国人在推特上写道
They were dead chuffed that the brand of tea makers Yorkshire tea hasn't supported black lives matter.
他们为约克郡茶没有支持“黑人的命也是命”组织而欣喜若狂
First of all, i should explain to any Nonbrits watching, in the U.K. If you say you are dead chuffed, that means you are happy.
首先 我应该给非英国的观众解释一下 在英国 如果你说你“dead chuffed” 意思是你很开心
I know you think it's weird, okay. But it isn't as weird as saying hella stoked brew, okay.
我知道你觉得这很奇怪 但是它没有 海拉爽透牌啤酒奇怪
Yorkshire tea responded to this antiblack lives matters user saying please don't buy our tea again.
约克郡茶回应了这个反“黑人的命也是命”组织的人 他们表示 别再买我们的茶了
We stand against racism, black livers matter. But that wasn't all.
我们反对种族歧视 黑人的命也是命 这还没完
When another use are responded saying this sucks, and that she would now buy the rival tea brand PG Tips,
另一位用户说 这太烂了 她表示她会去买约克郡茶的竞品 PG Tips家的茶
PG Tips tweeted yeah, it does suck, Pamela, if your boycotting tea that stands against racism,
PG Tips也发推说 是的 这很烂 帕梅拉 如果你抵制的茶反对种族歧视
You have to find two new teas brand, hashtag black lives matter hashtag solidari-tea.
你得找两种新茶 标签 黑人命也是命 团结茶
Now i know there isn't much caffeine in tea but i guess Yorkshire tea and PG Tips are woker than we thought
我知道茶里没有太多的咖啡因 但我猜约克郡茶和PG Tips茶比我们想象的还要好
Now tea ia a huge part of British culture so as a brit i applaud these brands for speaking out
如今 茶已经成为英国文化的重要组成部分 所以作为一个英国人 我为这些品牌公开发声而鼓掌
And i would like to support them with a little moment of solidari-tea.
我想用一杯团结茶来支持他们
The company took this head on, i'm glad they didn't chai away from it.
公司主动承担了这个责任 我很高兴他们没有避开它
When it comes to disavoying racismism, there are no earl grey areas.
说到消灭种族主义 这里没有灰色地带
Things have gone on like this for far oolong. These issues have been brewing for a while.
事情已经这样进展好久了 这些事情已经酝酿了一段时间
Naturally, twitter made a chamomile out of it. These tea companies are taking it seriously.
自然地 推特上还有一个甘菊标签 这些茶厂态度很认真
I'm glad it's not just lipton service. Hey, lady, why don't you make like tea and leave?
我很高兴 不只有立顿的服务 嘿 女士 你为什么不泡杯茶然后离开呢
Why wasn't there a-- Guillermo, why wasn't there a rim shot on that one? I've got like 25 more of these.
吉尔莫 为什么没有敲鼓 这个梗不好笑吗 我还有25个这样的段子呢
I'm better than this, man. All right, then we will move on. Reggie, what is next.
再搞笑一点 我才敲 伙计 好吧 接着往下看 雷吉 下面是几
Two. Number two. Now i know there are plenty of people out there who are excited to get back to work once quarantine finally ends
二 第二 现在我知道 一旦隔离终于结束 很多人都很兴奋地回到工作岗位
But i had no idea the person who would be the most excited would be a guy managing traffic at a Mcdonald's drive thru in wales.
但我不知道最兴奋的人会是他 在威尔士麦当劳驾车通道管理交通的人
I mean i love him. That's me the day that we all get to go back into the studio.
我的意思是 我爱他 我们都可以回到演播室时 我就会是这个样子
My high kicks are going to be like-- Reggie, give me another number. Three. Yes, finally number three.
我的高踢腿可以到这里 雷吉 再给我一个数 三 啊 终于到三了
With everything going on in the world there have been all kinds of calls for reform.
世界上这么多事在发生 有很多呼吁改革的声音
And there is one group that has taken swift action to make our country safer.
但是有一个组织 正在采取迅速的行动 来让我们国家更加安全
I'm of course talking about the Looney Tunes. Now with the show being rebooted for HBO Max,
当然 我说的就是兔八哥 现在HBO Max正在重启这部剧
Producers have confirmed that in the new series Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd will no longer have their trademark guns,
制片人已经确认 在新一季中燥山姆和爱发先生将不再拥有他们标志性的枪
making Fudd the only person in America named elmer who doesn't own a gun.
使爱发先生成为美国唯一一个叫埃尔默的没有枪的人。
And this might shock you, this will shock you, i guarantee, you won't believe it, people on twitter are outraged.
这可能会让你震惊 我保证 你不会相信 推特上的人们被激怒了
I know. Who'd have thought, and these adults who haven't watched or thought about looney tunes in decades are making their voices heard.
我知道 谁能想到 这些几十年来都没有看过或想过兔八哥的成年人正在发出自己的声音
One person even wrote taking a gun away from Elmer Fudd is like taking spinach away from Popeye.
有人甚至写道 没有枪的爱发先生就像没有菠菜的大力水手一样
And i agree. We should also ban spinach. So you know what i do, reg, you want to know what i think about this?
我同意 我们也应该把菠菜禁了 你知道我做什么吗 雷吉 你想知道我怎么想吗
These people, they're the real Looney Tunes. You get it? Just saying, these people, they're the real Loony Tunes.
这些人 他们是真正的兔八哥 听懂了吗 说说而已 这些人 他们是真正的兔八哥
I'm on fire. Now since Looney Tunes is making an effort to be more of the times.
我踏马怒了 既然兔八哥正努力让自己更符合时代。
We thought we would make some suggestions for ways that they can update other characters.
我们认为 我们应该为他们更新其他角色的方式提出一些建议
The tasmanian devil, for example, traditionally quite an angry man is now taking more time to educate himself,
比如 大嘴怪 他曾经是一个愤怒的家伙 现在会用更多的时间来教育自己
Talking to families, reaching out to friends, he has taken up meditation and he has completely chilled out now.
与家人交谈 与朋友接触 他开始冥想 现在他已经完全冷静下来
He's listening first, instead of reacting. Porky pig has gotten really into soul cycle and his thighs are super jacked.
他首先会倾听 而不是作出反应 猪小弟真的进入了灵魂循环 他的大腿超级顶
Wiley coyote still chases the road runner but only because he wants to tell him about his new vegan diet.
威利狼仍然追着哔哔鸟 但只是因为他想告诉他自己的新素食
Daffy duck now puts his duck face to good use as an Insta influencer
达菲鸭现在很好地利用了他的鸭子脸 成为ins上的意见领袖
And finally pepe le pew, he actually hasn't changed at all.
事实上 臭美公子并没有改变
He lives in constant fear of being subject of a New York times expose.
他一直生活在被《纽约时报》曝光的恐惧中
That's right at HBO Max, you can have all of those for free. This has been three things.
在HBO Max 你可以免费观看这些内容 以上就是三件事
