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Let's get right into it. Of course Democrats are still figuring out who they plan to nominate for president.
直接开始吧 当然 民主党仍在角逐总统候选人人选
But the Trump-Pence campaign is already focused on the general election and they decided the most effective way to reach voters in swing states is...
但是特朗普彭斯组合已经开始聚焦大选了 他们发现得到摇摆州选票的最有效的方式是
Wait for it, it is revolutionary, a campaign blimp.
期待吧 它很有革命性 一个竞选小飞船
Can you-- can you imagine going out into your yard and looking up at the sky seeing the trump blimp
你能想象吗 走到自家院子 抬头看到天上的川普小飞船
and being like, that's all i needed to see. Four more years. Let's do it.
就想说 这就是我想看到的 再来四年 干就对了
He's going to use a blimp. Trump said he can't put his finger on it but there is something he relates to about a big overinflated mass of hot air.
他要用飞船 特朗普说 他不能摸 但他说里里面有一团过度膨胀的热空气
Not to be outdone, Bernie Sanders has also decided to fly over the swing states. Take a look.
伯尼·桑德斯也不甘示弱 他也决定环游摇摆州 来看一下
In science news, researchers at MIT have come up with a major technological breakthrough.
科学方面的消息 麻省理工的研究人员取得了重大科技突破
They invented something called a smart diaper that will text your phone when your baby has wet itself.
他们发明了智能尿布 当孩子尿了后它会给你的手机发消息
Yeah, great idea. If there is one thing i know about parenting, is you should never take your eyes off your phone.
好办法 如果我知道一件关于照料孩子的事情的话 那就是别让你的眼睛离开手机一秒
But this is nice, if you are doing something on your phone and are you too busy to change a diaper,
这很棒 如果你正在手机上搞事情 太忙没时间去换尿布的话
the app will automatically tell the baby new phone who dis.
应用就会自动告诉孩子 这是新手机 你哪位
I'm not sure this is going to work. I'm not sure people are going to like this.
我不确定这个有没有用 我不确定人们会这样
There is nothing more disappointing than being like ooh, i've got a text. Really? I literay just changed you.
没有比这件事更让人失望了 我收到了一条信息 别闹 我刚才才给你换的尿布
And finally we've got a new record to tell you about, a shop in Iowa recently set a new world record by completing 113 spray tans in an hour. Yeah.
最后 我们来告诉你们一个新纪录 爱荷华州的一家商店最近创造了一项新的世界纪录 他们在一小时内完成了113次喷雾晒黑
I have always said when it comes to spray tans, you want quantity over quality.
我总是说 当涉及到喷雾晒黑时 你需要的是数量而不是质量
A new record for the number of spray tans. All other world records pale in comparison.
喷雾晒黑数量的世界纪录 其他的世界纪录与之相比都苍白无力
Thank you, thank you very much. That was me, i wrote that all on my own.
谢谢 非常感谢 那是我自己写的
Now it was a stunt, it was a stunt, so the tans weren't great.
这是一个噱头 是一个噱头 他们的成果不好
And you don't want to rush these things, you really don't. Otherwise you could end up looking like this.
做这些事情不要着急 真的不要 否则你可能会变成这样
