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Check out this first photo. The original headline was Trump impeachment trial impacts election.
看看第一张照片，原标题是小特的弹劾审判影响选举。
That headline can definitely be improved because if you only looked at the photo,
标题可以改一下，因为如果你光看照片，
the headline could have been Man insists barista give him the slightly larger muffin in the back left.
标题可以改成“一男子坚持咖啡师给他一个稍微大一点的松饼，他要左后面的那个。”
Check out this next photo. The original headline was Kushner to brief UN leaders.
看看下一张照片，原标题是“库什纳向联合国领导人做介绍”。
But if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been Man watches his wife laughing it up with her ski instructor.
但如果你光看照片，标题可以改成“男子看到妻子和滑雪教练一起大笑。”
Funny. Next headline was Bolton releases book manuscript.
有趣吧，博尔顿推出书稿 。
Headline could have been New girlfriend's dad won't let go until you understand that's his little girl, capeesh.
标题可以改成，新女友的老爸不放手，直到你能够明白这是他的小女孩，明白吗！
Up next, this headline says Sanders expands compagin. Headline could have been Man refuses to admit that he wore oven mitts instead of gloves.
下一个标题是桑德斯扩大竞选活动，标题可以改成“男子拒绝承认他戴的是手套，而不是微波炉手套。”
Works the same. The oven. Next headline was Dina Menzel belts Frozen 2 with 9 other Elsas.
其实作用一样，微波炉，下一个标题是伊迪娜·门泽尔和其他9名埃尔萨斯献唱《冰雪奇缘2》。
Headline could have been horrified guests at wedding slowly realizing that bridal party is about to do some sort of performance.
标题可以改一下，万分恐惧的婚礼嘉宾慢慢意识到新娘派对会举行某些表演。
Ohh. No, no, no. Don't do this. Don't. Next headline was Punxsutawney phil predicts early spring.
不不，不要了吧，不要，下一个标题是土拨鼠预测春天会提前。
Headline could have been Abby's catches this week's roast beef. Hey! Come on!
标题可以改成，《艾比酒吧》逮住了本周的烧牛肉，好吧，天啊。
We have the meats! Who wrote that? Have them fired immediately. That's rude. That's rude! Yeah.
我么有肉了！谁写的？将马上辞退，这个很没有礼貌，很没有礼貌，耶耶。
The next headline was Democrats face off in New Hampshire. Headline could have been Casts of Friends, where are they now?
下一个标题是，民主党在新罕布什尔州进行斗争，标题可以改成“老友记”的演员们，你们现在在哪？
We were on the break! We were on a break. And finally, this headline was DJokovic wins Australian Open.
我们休息了，我们休息了！最后一个标题是小德赢下了澳网冠军。
Headline could have been Man zips fly too fast. That's all the time we have for News and Improved.
标题可以改成，一男子的拉锁瞬间开了，这就是今天的新闻整改时间。
