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Well, guys, the new cast of the upcoming season of The Bachelor has just been revealed.
朋友们，最新一季《单身汉》的演员表揭露了。
And rules are a little different this season. First, all 30 women have to make it through a House vote.
本季的规定有些不同，第一所有30名女性都将通过众议院的投票。
Then, if approved, they're going to face a trial in the Senate. That's right. There's 30 women on The Bachelor
如果被批准了，他们将面临参议员的审判，没错，《单身汉》上有30位女性，
all fighting for the same thing... to see who can disappoint their parents the most.
都在争取一样东西，那就是看谁最让父母失望。
But this year is very fun. Since this year's Bachelor is Pete the pilot, three of the contestants are actually flight attendants,
但今年非常有意思，因为今年的《单身汉》是飞行员皮特，三名竞争者其实是空姐。
Which should explain why every episode starts 45 minutes late.
这就解释了为什么每一集播出时会晚45分钟。
I saw that another Bachelor contestant is a professional house flipper.
听说另一名《单身汉》竞争者是专业的房产达人。
Just a word of advice, when you get to the Bachelor Mansion, the first thing that you want to flip is the mattress.
只提个建议，当你进入单身汉公寓时，你第一个想要翻动的东西是床垫。
But it looks like a good season. Here's a photo of some of the other contestants. Look at this.
但看起来这一季还是很不错的，这是其他竞赛者的照片，看看。
Apparently, to get cast on the show, you just need to be able to giggle while looking over one shoulder.
显然，为了让演员在真人秀中出现，你只需在微笑的同时看一边的肩膀。
Can we see that again? Is it me? Don't they all look like they are starring in a commercial for Yoplait?
我们能再看一遍吗？这是我？她们像不像都在为诺斯酸牛奶出演广告？
Let's get to some news, guys tomorrow is an absolutely historic day for the United States. That's right.
来看看一些新闻，明天决定是美国最具历史意义的一天，没错。
After months of anticipation it's finally here...The Masked Singer finale
经过了数个月的期盼，最终，《蒙面歌王》迎来了大结局，
We'll have to find out. Just kidding. Of course, we all know 'twas the night before impeachment and all through D.C.,
我们最终会知晓，开个玩笑，当然我们都知道，弹劾的前一天晚上，响彻整个华盛顿特区，
Pelosi was clapping while Trump screamed, Why me? That's right.
佩洛西在鼓掌，而小特在尖叫，说道为什么是我？没错。
Tomorrow the House will officially vote on the articles of impeachment against President Trump,
明天众议院将对弹劾小特的弹劾条款进行投票，
and Nancy Pelosi apparently has the votes. Then Hillary was like...Then Hillary was like, Well, don't get too cocky.
佩洛西显然拥有选票，之后希拉里说，希拉里说好吧，不要太自以为是。
And, of course, the media is fired up too. This morning in the NBC gym, I ran into Mika Brzezinski bench-pressing Morning Joe.
当然，媒体也炸锅了，早间在NBC的健身房，我遇到米卡·布热津斯基正在仰卧推举《早安乔》。
Yeah. Everyone is talking about this Today, happy impeachment was trending on Twitter.
没错，所有人都在谈论这个，弹劾快乐在推特上走红。
When Trump saw that, he was like, Trust me, after tomorrow's vote, everyone will be saying 'merry impeachment' again.
当小特看到后，他说相信我，过了明天的投票，所有人都会说“弹劾快乐”的。
As if things weren't tense enough today, Trump sent a six-page letter to Nancy Pelosi,
好像今天还不够紧张，小特给佩洛西写了一个6页信，
where he called the impeachment an unprecedented and unconstitutional abuse of power, claimed Pelosi offended Americans,
他称弹劾是前所未有的，是违宪的滥用权力，称佩洛西冒犯了美国民众，
and calls his crimes completely disenuous, meritless, and baseless invention of your imagination.
并称他的罪行是完全虚假的，无价值的，是无根据的想象。
When asked why he sent the letter, Trump said, Because Pelosi blocked me on Twitter.
当被问及为什么写这封信时，小特说因为佩洛西屏蔽了我的推特。
Meanwhile, Rudy Giuliani just did an interview where he admitted that Trump knew what he was doing in Ukraine.
同时，鲁迪·朱利安尼接受了采访，他承认小特知道他在乌克兰的行动。
It's almost like Rudy hear there's no way Trump could be removed from office and thought, Oh, yeah, we'll see about that.
很像鲁迪得知小特是不可能下台的，认为好吧，我们将拭目以待。
Seriously, I'm not saying Rudy is hurting Trump's case, but even Harvey Weinstein thinks he needs to shut up and go away.
说真的，我不是说鲁迪对小特不利，但就连哈维·韦恩斯坦都认为他应该闭嘴滚开。
But Trump is busy. Today he hosted the President and First Lady of Guatemala.
但小特很忙，今天他接待了危地马拉总统和夫人。
First, Trump was confused. He was like, I love Guatemala especially when they make it table side. It's extra at Chipotle.
首先，小特感到困惑，他说我喜欢危地马拉，特别是当他们给它变成小桌，但在Chipotle餐厅会大一号。
And finally, as if there wasn' enough going on, a Russian spy ship was just spotted sailing off the coast of Florida.
最后，如果这些消息还不够，一艘俄罗斯间谍船被发现在佛州海岸附近巡航。
Trump heard that and was like, That's not a spy ship. That's my getaway vehicle. We have a great show tonight.
小特听说后说，这不是间谍船，这是我的逃跑神器，我们今晚的节目很精彩。
