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Today is Thanksgiving. It's a day all about giving thanks, so I thought what better day to write up my weekly thank-you notes.
今天是感恩节，是表达感谢的一天，我想今天来送上本周的感谢信是最合适的。
You guys mind if I write...? James, can I get some thank-yo note writing music, please.
如果大家不介意，詹姆斯，能给我来点感谢信背景音乐吗？
Wow. He's in a tie. It's fantastic. Thank you, Mitch McConnell for always looking like a turkey who was just told today is Thanksgiving.
哦哦，他戴了领带，谢谢米奇·麦康奈尔，你总是看起来像火鸡，人们告诉他今天是感恩节。
Oh, no. Thank you, that one relative who always brings a weird dish to Thanksgiving
不不，谢谢那个总是带来奇怪菜肴过感恩节的亲戚，
Great. Now I get to enjoy the classic combo of turkey, stuffing, and seafood jambalaya.
好吧，我可以享受经典的火鸡大杂烩了，还有海鲜什锦饭。
Thank you. No, no one else brought this. Don't set it there. Put it in the center of the table.
谢谢，不，没人会带这些过来，不要把这个放在这里，放在桌子的中间。
Thank you, folding chairs that have to be added to the table at Thanksgiving..
谢谢感恩节餐桌上的折叠椅子...
for really making clear who the B-list family members are.
让我们清楚的明白谁是家庭中的次要成员。
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, no, no, no. That's for Uncle Jerry. No. Sure. You want water?
哦哦哦，不不不，这是捷里叔叔的，确定，你需要水吗？
Sure, you can drink out of the hose in the back. We got a...
当然，你可以从后面的水管子里取水喝，我们有....
You can eat upstairs. Take your jambalaya with you.
你可以上楼上去吃，拿着你的什锦饭，
Thank you, stuffing, for being wet bread with an amazing P.R. team.
谢谢馅料，你们是拥有出色公关团队的湿面包。
We're not wet bread, we're stuffing. Everyone eats it every year.
我们不是湿面包，我们是馅料，每年我们都吃。
Thank you, Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloons, for looking how we're all going to feel later that day.
谢谢，梅西百货感恩节游行的气球，我们一会的感受就和气球一样。
Thank you, cranberry sauce, for looking like a can but tasting also weirdly like a can.
谢谢红莓酱，你很像是罐头，但尝起来的怪味道也更像罐头。
It's jiggly. It's kind of a sauce. Yeah. I'll give it to you. Yeah, sure, sure. You're a sauce.
不平稳，是一种果酱，没错，我会给你一个，当然，你就是果酱。
Yeah, okay. Cranberry sauce, not cranberry jello. More like a jello. You look exactly like the can. Get out of there.
好吧，红莓酱，不是红莓凝胶物，比凝胶物更像，你很像罐头，出去吧。
Thank you, post-Thanksgiving dinner, for being the one time it's socially acceptable to unbuckle your pants in front of relatives.
谢谢感恩节后的晚宴，这一次在亲戚面前打开裤子解扣，这么做是可以让别人接受的。
Thank you, Black Friday sales for being the perfect way to get some holiday shopping done for anyone who hasn't heard of the Internet.
谢谢黑色星期五促销，对于没有听说过互联网的人而言，来点节假日购物是很完美的。
If you go at 6:00 in the morning, you can get a 64-inch TV. Yeah. You ever gone to a Black Friday sale?
如果你早上六点来，你可以得到一个64英寸电视，没错，你去过黑色星期五促销吗？
Yeah. What about Cyber Monday? Cyber Tuesday? Thank you, Turkey Trot 5K run or as I've always called it,
去过，网络星期一？网络星期二？谢谢，火鸡五公里小跑，我们经常叫它是，
a great idea for next year. There you have it. Those are my thank-you notes
明年的好主意，就这么多，这就是感谢信标签。
