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Larry da unicorn?
用户名是Larry da unicorn？
"What do I do if there's a spider in my room?"
“如果房间里有只蜘蛛，我该怎么办？”
Scream and run away.
尖叫然后跑开。
Take your shoe and swat it.
用你的鞋拍它。
Either get a napkin or toilet paper with just your bare hand, and then you smash it.
赤手用纸巾或卫生纸抓住它，然后捏碎它。
Get a tissue and kill it if it's not a big spider. But if it is a big spider, I'll call someone into the room to do it for me.
如果不是大蜘蛛，就用纸巾抓住它，然后杀了它。但如果是大蜘蛛，我会叫别人来房间里处理。
Get a broom, swipe it off. If babies come, swipe them as well. If it's a black widow... call your mom and dad.
用扫帚打它。如果有小蜘蛛过来，也用扫帚打它们。如果是黑寡妇毒蛛，那就叫你的妈妈和爸爸来处理。
Flush it down the toilet, and then you'll never see it again.
把它冲下厕所，这样你就再也不会看到它了。
You gotta make sure you get rid of him, 'cause they bite. Any kind of spray will work. They hate sprays. Any kind.
你要确保能除掉它，因为它们会咬人。任何喷剂都有用。它们讨厌喷剂。任何喷剂都可以。
Get your parents and get bug spray. And then they can whack it with a fly-- flyswatter, and you can spray it.
去叫你的父母，再拿杀虫剂过来。你的父母可以用苍蝇拍打它，你可以用杀虫剂喷它。
You do not want to kill spiders, because you need to remember that spiders catch bugs that bug us. Take a glass. Make sure it's dry. You get it over the spider. You take a hard piece of cardboard or paper, and slip it over the glass, and then you take it out. You take the spider out, and you put him outside where he or she can exist.
你不想杀蜘蛛，因为你要记住，蜘蛛会抓困扰我们的虫子。找个玻璃杯来。确保杯子是干的。用杯子罩住蜘蛛。再拿一个硬纸板或一张硬纸放入杯子，然后把蜘蛛放出来。把蜘蛛放到它能生存的地方去。
If a spider's on a web, you can pick up the end of the web, and the spider will be going up and down here, and just carry that out and put it somewhere. And that's how you get rid of the spider.
如果蜘蛛在蜘蛛网上，你可以抬起蜘蛛网的底部，这样蜘蛛就会上下晃动，只要把蜘蛛网拿出去，放到其它地方就行了。这就是去除蜘蛛的方法。
I'm sorry. It's time to move to Japan and burn down your house.
抱歉。现在是时候搬去日本并烧掉你的房子了。
Thanks for watching.
谢谢大家收看。
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Goodbye!
再见！
I just saw a spider! I got to go! Bye! Aah!
我刚看到了一只蜘蛛！我要走了！再见！啊！
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