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Let's take a look at our first equation here. If you take a football
来看看下面的等式，如果你拿一个橄榄球，
plus the grim reaper, it equals New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick. Oh, okay.
再加一个死神，那就等于新英格兰爱国者队教练比尔··比利切克，好吧。
Kids like this. These are for kids. This is for kids. Kids love this.
孩子们喜欢这个，这个送给孩子们，孩子们，绝对的。
Here's another one. Mitch McConnell plus a Fab Five Queer Eye makeover equals Roger Stone. Oh.
来看另外一个，米奇·麦康奈尔加上《粉雄救兵》中的新五虎，那就等于罗杰·斯通，哦哦。
If you take milk plus sugar plus napkins times a tornado, it equals the Starbucks milk and sugar station.
如果你用牛奶，加上糖，加上纸巾，乘上龙卷风，那就等于星巴克放牛奶和糖的地方。
It's like just garbage, just garbage everywhere. Starbage? Here's another one.
全是垃圾，到处都是垃圾，星巴圾？来看看下一个。
If you take Sandra Oh plus a Red Bull plus a lock, it equals Sandra Bullock.
如果用吴珊卓，加上红牛，加上一把锁，那就等于桑德拉·布洛克。
Oh. You get it? Yeah, the kids love this. If you take a bowl of guacamole plus five minutes, right,
哦，明白了吗？孩子们喜欢，如果你用一碗墨西哥鳄梨酱，加上五分钟，嗯嗯，
it equals gray hummus. Oh! It just immediately goes...Instantly goes bad. It's ruined, yeah. Yeah, it's ruined.
那就等于灰色胡姆斯酱，哦哦，一下就变得很糟糕，完全毁了，没错，毁了。
Here's another one. Ted Danson as Sam Malone on Cheers divided by Ted Danson as Michael on The Good Place,
下一个，特德·丹森在《欢乐酒店》饰演山姆·马隆，除以《善地 》中迈克尔的扮演者特德·丹森，
it equals Post Malone. Oh. Post Sam Malone. Minus the Sam.
那就等于波兹·马龙，哦哦，波兹·山姆·马龙，减去山姆。
If you take pond water plus a glass jar minus 8 dollars, it equals kombucha. Oh.
如果池塘水加上玻璃缸。减去八美金，那就等于康普茶，哦哦。
It's very good for you. It's really good for you.
对你好，对你真的很好。
And finally, if you take The 40-Year-Old Virgin minus 13 years plus a filthy hot tub,
最后一个，如果你用40年的新玛丽鸡尾酒，减去13年，加上一个肮脏的热水浴池，
it equals Colton from The Bachelor. There you go.
那就等于《单身汉》中的科尔顿，不错。
That's all the time we have for Popular Mathematics.
这就是今天的数学节目。
