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This first one's from @SNeligh. She says, One July, my family took a trip to Florida and the A/C went out in the car.
这个来自@SNeligh，她说7月的一天，一家人去佛州度假，车里的空调按钮不起作用了。
We got pulled over and the cop found a car full of people just sitting in their underwear.
我们停下车，警察发现一车只穿着内裤的乘车人。
Sir, please don't step out of the car.
先生，请不要下车。
This one's from @mklafavors. She says, One summer, my family went to Disneyworld and my parents thought they lost my sister in the crowd.
这个来自@mklafavors，她说夏季的一天，一家人去迪士尼，在拥挤的人群中，父母认为他们把妹妹弄丢了。
They started freaking out and calling her name only to realize that she was sitting on my dad's shoulders.
他们开始惊叫，叫喊她的名字，随后发现她在爸爸的肩膀上。
Laura? Laura! Laura! Laura! Laura, daddy's calling, Laura! What? Oh, hey, how you doing?
劳拉？劳拉！劳拉！劳拉！劳拉！爸爸在叫你，原来你在这。
Laura! La-ura! This one's from @bigjoeonthego. Yeah!
劳拉？劳拉！这个来自@bigjoeonthego，酷毙了。
He says, My dad had to come a day late to our vacation, so we gave him the wrong room number as a joke.
他说爸爸和我们一同度假，但他晚到了一天，我们和他开了个玩笑，给了他错误的房间号。
He showed up to the other room, went in, ate some food and fell asleep.
他去了错误的房间，走了进去，吃了点东西，然后睡着了。
They, They called the cops on him. The people called the cops on him, there's a strange dude in their room.
他们报了警，他们报了警，我的房里有个陌生人。
How was vacation, Dad? How would he know, man? Yeah.
这个度假怎么样爸爸？他是怎么知道的？
This one's from @BobtheFuzbukt. Oh, that guy's a fuzzbucket.
这个来自@BobtheFuzbukt，他一定是那个fuzzbucket。
He says, During an awful vacation, the manager of our resort sent up a bottle of nice wine as an apology for poor service.
他说这是一次糟糕透顶的旅程，因糟糕的服务，度假村经理拿了一瓶红酒以示道歉。
They sent it without a corkscrew and it took over an hour for them to bring one.
但光给了红酒没给螺丝钻，但为了拿螺丝钻我们等了一个小时。
We'd like to apologize for our apology.
我们为我们的道歉而道歉。
This one's from @seekel. He says, We took my niece to Disney World to go on 'The Little Mermaid' ride since it was her favorite movie.
这个来自@seekel，他说我们带侄女去迪士尼世界玩“小美人鱼”，因为这是她最喜欢的电影。
Apparently, part of the ride was broken and right as we passed Ursula, her head fell off.
显然，这个游乐设施有点问题，当我们穿越乌苏拉时，她的头掉下来了。
Ahh! Laura! Laura! Cover your eyes, Laura! Where are you? Where's Laura?
老天，劳拉！劳拉！闭上眼睛，你在哪里劳拉？
Hi, Laura, hi. Laura-lie! This is from @taylorb18. She says, On vacation in Hawaii with my family,
劳拉！这个来自@taylorb18，一次和家人去夏威夷度假，
my boyfriend tried to fit in with the Hawaiians so he kept thanking everyone by saying, Honolulu.
我的男朋友希望和夏威夷人打成一片，他为了对人们表示感谢，一直在说火奴鲁鲁。
He meant to say, Mahalo. Honolulu so much. Honolulu to you, thank you.
他其实想说“Mahalo”，向你火奴鲁鲁，谢谢。
This one's from @ThatsSoRegan. Not bad. That's fun.
这个来自@ThatsSoRegan，
She says, My sister packed her entire Beanie Baby collection.
她说我的妹妹将一整套豆豆布偶打包。
Her bag was strapped to the top of the car and came unzipped on the interstate.
她的包裹放在了车顶上，在洲际公路上拉链开了。
Beanie babies were shooting out of the car at 70 miles per hour pelting the cars behind us.
她的豆豆布偶以每小时70英里的时速向后射出，持续向后面的车砸去。
Catch one, that's a rare one! Laura, put your hands back in the window!
接着，这是很少有的，不要将手伸出窗户。
Laura, we're not going on vacation again!
劳拉，我们不再旅行了。
Why are you driving the car? You're too little to drive, Laura! You're an only child. I was risking your life! She has a corkscrew!
你为什么要开车？你还太小劳拉，你还是个孩子，你在拿生命开玩笑，她有一个螺丝钻。
This last one is from @CraigLefferts. He says, On a road trip, we pulled up to the Canadian border crossing
最后一个来自@CraigLefferts，他说在路途中，我们到达了加拿大边境处，
and the border agent asked, 'do you have anything to declare?' My dad said, 'Yes. Our love for you.'
边境人员向我们询问，有需要申报的东西吗？爸爸说有，当然是我们对你的爱。
We were detained and questioned for two hours. That's what happened, it was funny!
我们被扣押和询问了两个小时，这就是事情经过，太有意思了。
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