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This season, the money goes to charity? Goes to charity. Yeah, I'm playing for the Special Olympics.
这季的所有资金都会捐给慈善组织吗？ 没错，我们要多多支持特殊奥运会。
Good for you, buddy. Honestly, Couldn't have chosen a more worthy cause. Good for you, buddy. Yeah.
太棒了，事实上，除了做慈善，我不知道这笔钱有什么更好的去处，太棒了伙计，谢谢。
And The Miz, WWE superstar, hosts, hosts this season, yeah. Come on. I mean...Now, I have a question for you, Yeah. Jimmy.
摔跤选手将会主持这个赛季的《WWE Superstars》节目？ 没错，吉米我今天有个问题想问你。
So, the other day, I was on the Goog, right? Now I was on the Internet. I was on Instagram. You were on the Goog.
那天我在谷歌上，我上了网，你上了“Instagra”老天，我上了谷歌对吗。
Checking my DMs, right? Yeah. Yeah. at Realjohnnybananas.
我上了我的主网站看讯息，我说的是“Realjohnnybananas”，我的主网页。
And I came across some interesting information about you. And it turns out the first comedy club you played at in upstate New York was called what?
我看到了许多关于你的有趣讯息，你在纽约上州参加的第一个喜剧俱乐部，名称叫什么来着？
The first comedy club that I started at Bananas Comedy Club. My man, right? So we're both bananas.
我参加的第一个俱乐部的名称是“香蕉喜剧俱乐部”，找对人了，我们都是“香蕉”。
Listen, one more, We're both bananas. One more funny, okay. And that's not the only time our paths have crossed.
还有一件事请，我们都是“香蕉”，还有一个特别逗的，我们的交点还不止于此。
And I just and this just occurred to me the other day. Last summer, we were out in the Hamptons.
那天我也是突然想到了这件事，去年夏天，我和朋友在汉普斯顿。
I got a buddy that has a house out in the Hamptons, right? Yeah.
我有个朋友在汉普斯顿有房，嗯嗯。
We had ourselves a night. So, we wake up the next morning to go get ourselves sandwiches.
那天晚上我们玩得特别尽兴，早上醒来我们吃了三明治。
We're in his Audi, we're probably going way too fast, playing the music way too loud.
然后坐在他的奥迪车里，我们可能是开得太快了，或者是音乐开得太大声了。
And we're coming up on this guy on a bicycle. And as we're coming up, he's kind of doing this motion here.
然后我们看到一个骑自行车的，当我们过来的时候，他就这样，做这个动作。
And I'm thinking he's just like bumping his mega-mix on his iPod, you know? Pull up next to him, and the guy goes, Hey! Slow down!
就好像他在iPod上敲击混音器一样，然后我们靠边停了车，然后那个人大喊道开慢点！
And I look, I'm like, Holy, Jimmy Fallon just told us to slow down.
然后我一看，我的天啊，是吉米在冲我们叫喊，让我们慢点。
It was you! It was you! It was me, yeah. That sounds like, It was you! That sound like something I would do.
是你！老天啊！是我，听起来应该是我干的，我可能真会干这种事。
No,I...but why are you in a rush to get sandwiches, you hungover dirtbags? I mean...It was.
不是，你干嘛那么着急吃三明治，你是处在眩晕状态，酒劲还没醒吗？ 真的，没错。
And ever since then, ever since that day, we have, we obey all the posted placards in your neighborhood.
自此以后，自从那天以后，你们那里的所有警示牌我们都一一遵守，真的。
that we don't want to get screamed at by Jimmy the crossing guard. I love it. Yeah, exactly.
因为我们可不想让吉米，这个交通管理员在对我们指手画脚，没错。
Yeah, the old, I want to show everyone a clip of Johnny Bananas in action.
下面这段视频是乔尼在比赛中的画面。
I love this dude. Here's next week's episode of The Challenge. Slow down! Champs vs Stars. Take a look at this.
我非常喜欢他，这个是下周《玩命生存战》的片段，慢点！是“冠军”对“星云”之间的战争，来看看。
Stars, you start off on offense. T.O., you ready? Set, go!
“星云”你是进攻方，“TO”你准备好了吗？ 准备，开始！
How many times do I need to tell you? ? Move, walk away, cause I'm about to come through? Johnny, go! All right,
我要告诉你多少遍？ 快走开，因为你挡着我道了，约翰走！
T.O. is off. Johnny is right behind him. Go, go, go, go, go! I got him. I tagged him out,
现在“TO”已经出发了，约翰在他身后，走走走，我抓到他了，我把他淘汰了，
and I think that's actually gonna be on my tombstone. Here lies Johnny Bananas. He whupped Terrell Owens'ass in an athletic event.
我觉得这是我值得一辈子荣耀的成就，我是小香蕉约翰，我在这场比赛中战胜了TO。
I think you have something else tonight. Johnny Bananas, everybody.
我觉得你今天的表现特别好，小香蕉约翰朋友们。
