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Today is Hillary Clinton's birthday.
今天是希拉里·克林顿的生日
As it's her custom she'd every year she spent a quiet evening drinking the blood of her enemy.
就像是每年的惯例 在一个安静的傍晚品尝胜利的滋味
Focus testing gift idea. She even tweeted a message to herself.
专心想着送给自己的礼物 她甚至给自己发了一条推文
This is real from @hillaryclinton. happy birthday to this future president.
这句话就是来自于希拉里自己：生日快乐，未来的总统大人
Apparently she's never heard of a jinx.
很显然她不知道扫把星的意思
Is it appropriate to tweet happy birthday to yourself?
在生日给自己发推文真的合适么？
Isn't that kind of like liking your own status update on facebook?
这样不就像是在脸书上给自己的动态点赞？
And if you do, are you then on the hook for all the other holidays like-
然后如果你这样做了 那是不是其他节日也相应需要做些什么 比如
mother's day do you have to make yourself breakfast in bed?
母亲节你需要给床上休息的自己做一顿早餐？
I don't know how it works but since it is hillary's birthday.
我甚至不知道怎么才能办到 但是既然今天是她的生日
We wanted to do something fun to commemorate it so-
我们想做一些好玩的事情来庆祝一下
this afternoon we ask people who said they're donald trump supporters
所以今天下去我们让几位川普的支持者
to say something nice to hillary clinton on her special day.
来为希拉里的生日送上祝福
Clinton on her special day. And this is how that went.
来为希拉里的生日送上祝福 然后就发生了接下来这一幕
And this is how that went. Today's hillary clinton's birthday.
然后就发生了接下来这一幕 今天是希拉里克林顿的生日
Can you say something nice about her? No.
你能说点祝福的话么 做不到
N after the h, I can't really come up with anything. I can't say anything positive.
呃说不出 我甚至想不到任何能说的 对她我没有好话可以说
I'd ask her if it's truly her birthday or if she's lying about that too.
我会问她今天是她的生日么 还是她连生日的日期都是假的
Yes, she's a great con artist, she's great at deceiving the public. She's the devil.
好的 她是一个骗子 她很擅长欺骗公众 她是个恶魔
In her 30 years politic eh-she's done nothing for the people.
在她30年的政治生涯 她从未为人民做过任何事
I do have nothing to say nice about her. I won't even wish her a happy birthday.
我没有任何好话可以说 我甚至不想祝她生日快乐
You can't say one positive thing about her for her birthday? No
你难道没办法为了她生日说哪怕一句么？没办法
It's just for her birthday-which is today. That's okay.
毕竟是她的生日 就是今天 没关系的
She didn't call and wish me a happy birthday, so-no, nothing.
她也没在我生日那天打来说生日快乐 所以 无话可说
Happy birthday, Hillary. I hope that you get what's coming to you.
生日快乐 希拉里 我希望你能得到应得的报应
Happy birthday, Hillary. I hope you get arrested.
生日快乐 希拉里 我希望你会被逮捕
She can have a happy birthday, I just don't care if she has a happy birthday.
她可以过个开心的生日 只是我完全不在乎她今天是否开心
She can have a happy birthday, i just don't care if she has a happy birthday.
她可以过个开心的生日 只是我完全不在乎她今天是否开心
I hope you have a great day. That's something. That's it.
我希望你今天过得开心 说的挺好 就这样
That was really nice. Ok That felt good, right? No
你这样真的挺好 行吧 感觉挺好 不是么 并没有
Hillary Clinton, I think you're a liar and a murderer. And I like your hair.
希拉里·克林顿 我觉得你是个骗子 是个杀人犯 还有就是 我喜欢你的发型
