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It's So Simple
显而易见
Sometimes life is incredibly difficult and painful.
有些人的生活极其的艰难而又痛苦。
If you're looking for a partner to share your life with, it's better to pick someone who's able to meet it headlong with his full faculties.
如果你想寻找一个可以共享此生的伴侣，最好挑选一个可以拼尽全力的人。
Extra note to the ladies: If you happen to notice an increase in your drinking or smoking while with Mr. Party Man, please be aware.
给女士们的格外忠告：如果你恰好发现在和派对先生一起时，喝酒和抽烟的几率增加了，那你就要小心了。
This is not an "if you can't beat it, get drunk with it" situation.
这可不是一个“如果你跑不掉，那就一醉方休“的情况。
Your getting drunk won't make him seem any less of a drinker.
你喝醉了并不会损害他是酒鬼的事实。
Here's Why This One is Hard, by Liz
这就是此事为何艰难的原因，莉兹
I don't know why, but I've dated a lot of alcoholics.
我不知道为什么我跟很多酒鬼恋爱过。
Or as I would have probably said at the time, "guys who like to drink a lot."
或者当时我应该更恰当的称之为，“酗酒的男人。”
I really don't know why. There isn't alcoholism anywhere in my family. I'm not a big drinker myself.
我真的不知道这是为什么。我家没有酗酒的人。我自己也不是海量的人。
I think I just always thought they were fun.
我觉得我只是觉得他们有趣罢了。
I loved when my boyfriend climbed the water tower at my friend's roof party wedding while he was bombed out of his mind and exposed himself to everyone.
我喜欢我男朋友在我朋友屋顶派对婚礼上爬上水塔，思想爆炸，向大家展示自己的样子。
I thought it was hilarious. And when that guy, drunk, lit a pack of firecrackers in his kitchen just to make me laugh? Well, that was adorable.
我觉得那很好笑。当那哥们儿喝醉了，在厨房点着一盒鞭炮只是为博我一笑时，那真是可爱极了。
I found it particularly amusing when my boyfriend disappeared for a week and, after a lot of calling, I found out he moved back in with his ex-girlfriend.
我觉得当我男朋友消失一礼拜，在打了很多电话给他后，发现他搬回前女友那儿去的时候尤其好笑。
I think there are probably personality traits that many alcoholics share that happen to be the traits that I find really attractive.
我觉得许多酒鬼所共有的性格特点恰好很吸引我。
The drunks I've dated were all spontaneous, funny, passionate, smart, creative, emotionally unavailable, unreliable, insensitive, dishonest, and slightly abusive.
和我约会的酒鬼都是自然的，有趣的，热情的，聪明的，创造性的，情绪不稳定，不可靠，不敏感，不诚实，和轻微的虐待。
How I loved them all. So what's hard about this one?
我都喜欢。所以这有什么困难的么？
Nothing much. Except, boy, does alcohol factor in a lot in the beginning stages of dating.
什么都没有。除了男孩在恋爱初期就表现出了许多喝酒的特质。
The first kiss, the first time having sex...most relationships would never get off the ground without a couple of glasses of wine first, and there ain't nothing wrong with that.
初吻，初次做爱......许多恋情在取得进展时离不开一杯事前酒，但是那是无害的。
