A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游

One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100. After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river.

一愚笨之人读到一则假日巡航游只须花100元的广告。在他签了字付了款后，旅游经纪人用棒猛击了他一下，把他打昏了过去，并把他从后门扔进了河里。

Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment　　

不久又来了一个人，付了钱并得到了相同的待遇。

Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise." 　　

十五分钟后，这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。第一个人说：“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。” 　

"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."

“不知道，”第二个人道，“去年是没有的。”

1.a vacation cruise

vacation是假日，假期的意思，holiday也表示假日。

holiday 一般表示时间可长可短的假期，为可数名词。与季节连用时多用复数；与数词连用时只表示次数，不表示日期。

vacation 一般表示比较长的假期，多指大学的假期、法庭的休庭期。至于寒、暑假，英国人喜欢用：summer/winter holidays，美国人喜欢用：summer/winter vacation，区别不大。

cruise：巡航，巡游。

此标题的意思就可以解释为假日巡航游。

2.float down

float down：顺流而下

eg：If you will only keep at a distance, I may float down in safety .

只要你和我保持一定的距离，我就可以安全地漂下去。

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