man calls 911 for sex
A Florida man who had run out of cell phone minutes repeatedly called 911 looking for sex, police say. From WFTS.

Suppose you call 911, you know, emergency, everybody knows that. Yes. One man in Tampa, who may have taken this, absolute too literally and quite frankly, actually.
Yes, police say he became a little too chatty with the 911 operator, reporter Jeff Jeff Butera from our fellow at WFTS, got hold of the tape and here is to prove it.
“I have soft screams and disaster, I want you love it`````”
There are people you can call if you need a friend. But Tampa police say Joshua Basso's problem Wednesday was, he run out of cell phone minutes, so he called the only number he knew wouldn’t cost him anything.
Yeah, that number, we didn’t dare put “send” when we shot this video, but the police say he did.
Operator “Tampa police, 911. What’s your emergency?”
Basso “What’s up?”
Basso made it clearly on the phone, he wanted the operator to come to his house in Tampa. She played it along.
Basso “You gonna come and see me?”
Operator “Yeah, give me your address.”
Basso “Yeah?”
Operator “ What’s your address?”
Basso “You gonna come and see me?”
Operator “ Where are you?”
Then things with Basso got weirder.
Basso “What are you gonna do when you come here?”
Operator “Huh?”
Basso “Huh? Are you gonna pull down your pants?”
Well, police say Basso was in his bathroom at the house. He asked the operator if she had a nice breast, although his language was dirtier than that.
Operator “You tell me where you are and maybe I can show you”
Basso “Huh?”
Operator “tell me where you are and maybe I can show you”
Basso “ You got a nice butt, huh?”
Operator “ You tell me your name maybe we can talk more. But you don’t tell me your name I’m hanging up”
Oh my goodness!
Sometimes you just get lonely.
No, there is no excuse for that. All right, so there is just what happened, folks. When the officer was responded to Basso’s home, he asked for the cell phone, but Basso was refused to turn it over. Well, the officer had a little trick of his leave; he actually called the number that made the 911 calls. And the phone began to ring in Basso’s front pocket. Yeah, he was arrested in charge with making a false 911 call.