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Guys, today is 4/20. That's right. So if you see someone is totally out of it and eating lots of snacks,
朋友们今天是4月20日，如果你看到某人浑然不知，一直在吃小吃，
don't worry, that's just the President of the United States.
别担心，你看到的是美国总统。
Actually, the White House is busy planning Trump's big meeting with Kim Jong-un,
白宫正在准备迎接与金正恩的会谈，
but check out what Trump said about getting together with the North Korean leader. Watch this.
来看看小特对这次会议是怎么说的，来看看。
And let's see what happens. We'll either have a very good meeting or we won't have a good meeting
来看看事情的发展情况，我们或许会召开一次成功的会议，或许糟糕的会议，
and maybe we won't even have a meeting at all depending on what's going in.
或许不会召开会议，这要看事情的发展。
There could be donuts at the meeting. There could be bagels at the meeting.
会议上可以有多纳圈，可以有百吉饼。
There could be pancakes at the meeting. We don't know. It depends on what breakfast foods we have at the meeting.
可以有煎饼，我不知道，这要看我们早上吃了什么来决定。
So... We don't know. It could be...
我不知道，可能会是...
The meeting's definitely gonna happen. Unless it doesn't...which it probably will. Unless it won't.
这次会议一定会召开，除非它不会召开，可能会召开吧，除非它不会召开。
Guys, I saw that this week, the Senate confirmed Trump's pick to lead NASA, Jim Bridenstein.
本周，参议院证实小特任命了航天局局长，吉姆·布莱斯坦。
Yeah, Bridenstein. Sounds less like a NASA official, more like a wedding show on TLC.
布莱斯坦，这不太像是航天局的官方名称，更像是TLC视频网的婚礼大秀。
All These Bridensteins! There's no way I'm going to that...
所有这些布莱斯坦，不可能，我会...
Get this, there's spectulation that Stormy Daniels might run for office.
有推测称斯托米·丹尼尔斯或许会竞选总统。
Stormy says she'd be the first politician in history who's honest about screwing you.
斯托米称她将是历史上第一位政治家，她对那件事情非常坦诚。
And that's, That's...That's something... That's something that...
这个有点，有点...
Speaking of Stormy Daniels, after she released a sketch of the guy who threatened her in 2011,
说到斯托米，斯托米公布了那个在2011年威胁他的男子素描，
Trump called it a non-existent man. Whereas Eric Trump calls that a father.
小特称这个男人不存在，但埃里克·特朗普却说这是爸爸。
Actually, Stormy Daniels went on The View this week and said that she's a better actress than President Trump.
本周，斯托米做客《观点》节目，她说她比小特演得好。
Well, Trump may not be a great actor, but he does some pretty good impressions of actors.
小特或许不是好演员，但要说起来他还真有点像演员。
I mean, take a look at what I mean. For instance, here's Robert De Niro in the movie Analyze This.
来看看，比如这是罗伯特·德尼罗在《老大靠边闪》的样子。
Now here's Trump's impression. It's pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good.
来看看小特，太棒了，太棒了。
Here's Ben Stiller in Zoolander. Here's Trump's impression. Again, not bad. I mean, not bad.
这是本·斯蒂勒在《超级名模》中的样子，来看看小特，不错，不错。
I mean, it's not, Ham it up, you know? It's not bad.
不错哦，太做作了，不错。
Next, here's Napoleon Dynamite. And here's Trump. I mean, I can see that. Yeah.
下一个是炸弹头拿破仑，这是小特，不错哦。
Here's Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men, and here's Trump. I mean, looks just like him, doesn't it?
这个是杰克·尼科尔森在《义海雄风》的表现，这是小特，真的挺像的。
Finally, here's Maccauley Culkin in Home Alone. And here's Trump. I mean, he's a talented guy. He's a talented,
最后一张，这是麦考利·库尔金在《小鬼当家》的样子，来看看小特，他太有才了，太有才了。
talented human being. Guys, I saw that Patriots' tight end Rob Gronkowski just bought a race horse named Gronk.
太有才了，听说爱国者队的边锋罗布·格隆考斯基买了一头赛马，名叫格隆科。
I'd say he spends most of his time eating grass and chasing after birds while the horse just kind of watches.
他每天花大部分时间吃草，追小鸟，而那头马就在旁边看着。
Finally, I heard about a man in Georgia who bought some old Nintendo games at a flea market,
最后听说在佐治亚州，一名男子在跳蚤市场买了一些旧版任天堂游戏，
then realized that they were being used to hide weed.
但发现这些游戏是用来隐藏大麻的。
He got suspicious when he turned on the game and saw this. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the Roots.
他是打开游戏看到这个时发现的，今晚的节目很精彩，掌声送给紫金合唱团。
