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Well, here's what people are talking about. Some major, major business news here.
最近这些新闻谈论的最多，商业领域的大新闻来了。
Papa John's founder, John Schnatter, announced that he's stepping down as the company's CEO.
棒约翰的创始人约翰·施耐德宣布辞去首席执行官一职。
People were, people were shocked. People were shocked. They said oh, my God. His last name is Schnatter?
人们特别惊讶，非常惊讶，他们说我的老天啊，他的名是施耐德吗？
What? Papa John Schnatter? I've been eating at Papa Schnatter's Pizza? Ew!
什么？ 是棒约翰·施耐德吗？ 我一直吃的是棒约翰的披萨？ 老天！
Gross. Oh, sha-doobie. Let's check in on President Trump.
恶心，来看看小特现在在干嘛。
I heard that he will celebrate New Year's Eve with a party at Mar-a-Lago. Ooh.
我听说他将会在海湖庄园庆祝新年前夜，并会参加派对。
When asked who can go, Trump said anyone who's been indicted. I mean, invited. What did I say? What did I say? Whoa.
当问及谁可以参加时，小特说所有被起诉的人都可以，我的意思是被邀请，我说了什么？ 我说了什么？ 老天。
Yeah, it's almost time for the big countdown to the New Year. I'm very excited. I love New Year's Eve.
新年的钟声马上就要敲响了，我万分激动，我喜欢新年前夜。
But since it's been such a crazy year with Trump in office,
小特当政这一年实在是趣事多多，
we decided to count down our favorite Trump moments of 2017. Very quickly!
让我们来看看2017年小特的经典画面，非常快的。
There's only five. Five. Very quick, very short one. Very short, let's see. Here we go. Let's take a look.
只有五个，五个，非常短，非常短，来让我们看看吧。
Five! Does red, does red mean it's on or it's off. On
五，红色是关还是开，开。
Four! Three! Yeah, let me through. Two! Yeah! One! And God bless the United Shatesh. Yeah!
四！三！让我过去，二！一！愿上帝保佑美国，太好了！
God bless the United Shatesh. Shatesh. Guys, Christmas is just three days away, and...
愿上帝保佑美国，朋友们，圣诞只有三天了，
And, I guess UPS has had a hard time keeping up with all the packages this month.
我猜UPS这个月绝对忙的不可开交。
In fact, they just lost a family's 800,000 dollars inheritance in the mail.
事实上，他们在运输包裹途中丢失了一个80万美元的家庭遗产。
They said they'd asked the delivery man what happened, but he just quit to live on his own private island.
当他们问邮递员到底发生了什么时，他只是辞职去了工作，到自己的私人岛屿上享清福了。
800,000? Oops. Check this out. The Six Flags in Georgia set a world record by hanging 500 pickle ornaments on a Christmas tree.
80万美金啊，老天，位于格鲁吉亚的六面旗公园打破了世界纪录，他们为圣诞树挂上了500个圣诞泡菜装饰品。
They beat the previous record for pickles on a Christmas tree by 500 pickles.
他们以500个泡菜装饰打破了先前的记录。
Really? Congratulations. That must feel, that must feel great.
真的？祝贺，这种感觉一定很棒。
This is kind of strange right here. I saw that a store in Texas is selling a smoked brisket-scented candle.
这个听起来很怪异，德州有一家商店售卖胸肉味蜡烛。
It's the perfect way to make your guests very excited, then very disappointed.
这种味道会让顾客非常兴奋，之后又非常失落。
Hmm, interesting. Oh. We all make choices, you know? Listen to this.
太有意思了，我们都会做出选择，下面这个，
The US Coast Guard just rescued a sea turtle that was caught in these giant floating bundles of cocaine worth 53 million dollars.
美国海岸巡逻队护送一支海龟回家，发现它被困在一大片价值5300万美金的可卡因里了。
When reached for comment, the sea turtle said...this is the greatest day of my life！I'm swimming to all four oceans tonight.
海龟发话了，这是我一生当中最完美的时刻，我用了一个晚上跨越了四个海洋。
Atlantic, Pacific, Indian and Arctic baby. Where's Greg? Greg? Anybody seen Greg? Greg? Is that Greg? Greg? Great? Greg? Great?
大西洋、太平洋、印度洋以及北极，老天，格雷在哪？ 格雷？ 有人看见他吗？ 格雷？ 格雷？太棒了！
This is great. I love life. Heroes in a half shell, turtle power.
我热爱生活，我是个英雄，我是忍者神龟。
Whoa, man. Wow. You serious, his last name is Schnatter? Turtle said that. Turtle said that about Papa John Schnatter? Yeah.
老天，你说的是真的？ 他的名真的是施耐德吗？ 乌龟说的，棒约翰·施耐德是乌龟说的，没错。
